Seinfeld

Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too.

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriends cats. Meanwhile, Jerrys weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.

Jerrys parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he wont complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one Georges parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerrys apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the authors apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaines chance at being an editor, but save George from his parents wrath.

George thinks hes had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramers suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healers cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.

Elaine needs to use Jerrys apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerrys show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (whos prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboys cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboys life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaines houseguest.

Georges relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerrys tax worries--until she becomes Georges former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

Jerrys gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

An imperfection mars Georges gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Kramers advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaines outburst of laughter.

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaines friend--then wait nervously.

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseballs Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerrys apartment.

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramers new friend becomes a victim.

A show about "nothing" is Georges pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerrys dad has a bad time at the back doctors; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerrys unhappy with Georges network "negotiating."

A weekend is kaput, partly because of Georges driving.

The man whos threatening Jerry is the same Joe whos dating Elaine.

Georges mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

Kramer makes Elaines Christmas card a collectors item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.

A lawyer George dates could help Jerrys pal, whos facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramers trip to Florida.

Elaines prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

Jerry adopts Elaines opinion about a woman hes seeing; then Elaine changes her mind.

An odor in Jerrys car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and Georges pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Jerry shares Georges self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

Kramers optometrist pal replaces Georges glasses with suspect frames.

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls Georges car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.

Jerry and Elaines suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York Citys mayoral race.

Jerrys masseuse-girlfriend doesnt like George; Elaines boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to Georges big coat.

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date wont try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

Jerrys girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

The sale of Mortys raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dads clothes.

In the Hamptons, Georges date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?

Kramer supervises Jerrys date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseballs Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaines new relationship and Kramers business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau whos no gentleman; Georges way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.

Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.

George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her bosss tennis racket.

George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.

The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of "the contest"; how "marine biologist" George saved a beached whale.

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.

Jerrys mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someones license plates enhance Kramers image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.

Elaines boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramers lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaines; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

George dines with Elaines boss; Jerrys sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

Georges parents meet Susans; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician shes dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerrys flame always wears the same outfit.

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

Susans friend interferes with Jerrys planned jokes; Susans doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while shes with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigans recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer cant remove his new jeans.

Susans parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaines beautiful friend.

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerrys stereo.

Jerrys popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerrys TV pilot; Elaines new beau wont share "his song" with her.

Georges intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a schools Career Day.

George finds a new romance--in a womens prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerrys bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, whos reported as a problem worker.

Elaines review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

George adopts his girlfriends verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentists conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey dont know whose date is whose.

George pretends hes a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaines former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaines current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.

Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; Georges cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

George goes to work for his father; Jerrys girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

George has a past with his new boss; Jerrys "revenge date" backfires; Kramers deli slicer solves Elaines problem with a neighbor.

Jerrys girlfriend is naked too often; Elaines lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerrys deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

An actress turns Jerrys criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerrys parents in Florida; Susans parents catch George in a lie; Elaine cant tell if shes part of an interracial couple.

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

Elaines area code is changed; a co-worker steals Georges desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series nine seasons.

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and Georges sitcom. But theres an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.