Kath & Kim

Bretts relationship with a 75kg Rottweiler by the name of Cujo has Kims nose out of joint. Shes out to sow her rolled oats and, with encouragement from Sharon, they go speed dating at the local pub. Meanwhile Kath is concerned that there is a dark secret at the heart of Kim and Bretts separation, one that even threatens her future with Kel.

Kaths wedding plans are thrown into chaos when she discovers that Kim has really stacked on the weight and doesnt fit into her bridesmaids dress. Sharon discovers self-help and motivational books and considers marriage counselling as a career. Her reading is soon put to the test as a complete breakdown of all relationships erupts. A round table counselling session produces startling revelations, but talk to the face cos the hand aint listening!

Kath is scrimping and saving money to pay for the ritziest fairytale-style wedding on her own. After gambling and competitions fail to raise the much-needed cash, Kath organises a lingerie party with Kim and Sharon modelling the merchandise and serving hot suggestions. Kim discovers something shes really good at, internet chat rooms and online shopping with Kaths credit card. With the help of a modem, Kim is determined to meet the man of her dreams. Beware the lace snap crotch teddy!

The day of the ritziest fairy tale wedding has arrived. With punch served from the rubbish bin and a tarp over the clothesline, the guests arrive at 4.45pm for a 4.46pm start. A unique chain of events leads to a nuptials that no one will ever forget, well not quickly anyway.

Although Kel is getting right up Kaths goat - literally - they find they still have some marital niggles to iron out. Brett has finally popped the ""R"" word and Kims head is filled with nothing but silly putty.

Kath and Kels new eating plan is leaving them totally shagged but not in the way they would like. Unlucky in love Sharon decides to take positive steps to improve her vavavavoom. Meanwhile Kim is helping Brett on his career projectory.

Kath and Kel are rattling around in that big house and Kath thinks Kel has genes to die for. Kim becomes gropable when Brett wont talk about his privates. Sharon has a calling.

Bretts got to be at Computacity Maribynong for the grand opening and misses Kims labour. Kim gets a rude shock and everyones past catches up with them.

With their fascinators on and Fleur De Lys Picolos in hand, Kath and Kim hit the races. They mingle with celebrities (C-list), while Sharon gets lucky with a very little racing identity. Brett has a reality check when he babysits lil Eps. Meanwhile, Kel is up to his eyeballs in lamb flaps and honey soy drumettes.

Kimmy kicks up a major stink in her bid to trim down as Sharon discovers her inner fascist at Boot Camp. Meanwhile, Kels palm pilot is up to pussys bow, but Kath cant find a window.

Kim has always seen herself in a cul-de-sac, but Brett has bigger plans. His exciting news means Kim has to pull her considerable weight financially. Ditto Kath, whose new career venture has her stimulated big time, and that is good for everyone. As per usual, Sharon drives everyone mad.

Look at moi! Look at moi! Look at Kylie! International pop icon Kylie Minogue makes a special guest appearance at Lagoon Court. Meanwhile, what is to become of Kath and Kel, after Dr Ng tells them to go fat free? Kim and Brett are at loggerheads over Epponnees career projectory. The clock ticks loudest for Sharon as she waits in the wings like a white ant.

Epponnee-Raelene Kathleen Darlene Charlene Craig is turning one so it’s party time at Lagoon Court. Kim is sparing no expense to make sure Epponnees party is going to blow everyone out of the water. Kel has some celebrating to do as winner of a prestigious award. Guest starring Eric Bana and Rob Sitch.

Education wise Kim would like Epponnee to go private... just for the status of it; and Kel is looking forward to giving his jerbras a good watering.

Kel is desperate to find out if hes a nob with noble blood. Kath finds a family skeleton in her closet (well her walk in) and Sharon comes face to face with a long-lost relative from the other side of the world. Guest starring Matt Lucas (Little Britain) and Stephen Page (Bangarra Dance Theatre).

Sharons always been unlucky in love, until now that is, Kath and Kim go into planning mode for the event of the century! Brett gets the job of a lifetime and finds a perfect new place to live with Kim and Epps. With the house to themselves Kath and Kel embark on a new business venture and being peoples, people there is no way they cannot fail. Looks like its all going to end happily for everyone...Or is it?