Two and a Half Men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie temporarily allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alans separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlies cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

2003 HD 21min TV-14 United States English

Chuck Lorre Conchata Ferrell Jon Cryer Ashton Kutcher

Comedy Romance

california roommate sibling relationship malibu composer advertising drinking beach house casual sex evil mother

S1E1 - Pilot 2003-09-22

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

S1E2 - Big Flappy Bastards 2003-09-29

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

S1E3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 2003-10-05

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think hes a failure as a husband and now as a father.

S1E4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 2003-10-12

Charlie cant function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alans constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

S1E5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 2003-10-19

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

S1E6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 2003-10-26

The guys go to Evelyns house to meet the new man shes dating, and Charlie realizes the mans daughter is a woman hes trying to avoid.

S1E7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 2003-11-02

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlies shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alans worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

S1E8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 2003-11-09

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the schools annual music show.

S1E9 - Phase One, Complete 2003-11-15

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

S1E10 - Merry Thanksgiving 2003-11-23

Realizing hes losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her hes a family guy and that she should be with him.

S1E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 2003-12-14

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

S1E12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones 2004-01-04

Bertas granddaughter spends the day at Charlies, which isnt a problem until he learns shes a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

S1E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan 2004-01-10

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlies been wanting to date for a long time.

S1E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas 2004-02-01

Charlies financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

S1E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 2004-02-08

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

S1E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan 2004-02-15

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

S1E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 2004-02-22

Charlies still brooding over Alans choice of their cousin as Jakes guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

S1E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick 2004-02-29

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

S1E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 2004-03-21

Judiths devious siren sister stirs things up at Jakes 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

S1E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 2004-04-18

Jakes sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

S1E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing 2004-05-02

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alans divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

S1E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 2004-05-09

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes its related to his brothers lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

S1E23 - Just Like Buffalo 2004-05-16

When Jake repeats one of Charlies sexist remarks in front of Judiths support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jakes visits with his dad and Charlie.

S1E24 - Can You Feel My Finger? 2004-05-23

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and were not talking Vegas.

S2E1 - Back Off, Mary Poppins 2004-09-19

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive mens group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

S2E2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 2004-09-26

Judith is dating Jakes pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

S2E3 - A Bag Full of Jawea 2004-10-02

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

S2E4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra 2004-10-10

Jake is very impressed and cant stop talking about his mothers new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlies car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mothers bra in the backseat. When he finds out why its there he decides to trade in his car.

S2E5 - Bad News from the Clinic? 2004-10-17

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman whos better at playing hard to get than he is.

S2E6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 2004-10-24

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

S2E7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 2004-11-07

Charlie and Alan hire Bertas sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

S2E8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 2004-11-14

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers mother.

S2E9 - Yes, Monsignor 2004-11-21

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he cant stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that hes okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isnt doing so well in school.

S2E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater 2004-11-28

Charlie tries to get Jakes approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

S2E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 2004-12-12

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but its harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

S2E12 - A Lungful of Alan 2005-01-02

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, whos now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

S2E13 - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 2005-01-15

After an earthquake hits, Judiths house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlies permission. Charlie isnt happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

S2E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 2005-01-30

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they arent sure if shes faking, and try to call her bluff.

S2E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand 2005-02-06

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

S2E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 2005-02-13

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because theyre auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesnt do any better then Alan.

S2E17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 2005-02-20

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie cant stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he cant remember. Berta is feed up with Jakes inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

S2E18 - It Was Mame, Mom 2005-03-06

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that hes his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Erics ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

S2E19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 2005-03-20

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlies ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan cant get over Sherris relationship with Charlie.

S2E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 2005-04-17

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

S2E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 2005-04-30

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

S2E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 2005-05-08

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didnt want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

S2E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 2005-05-15

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judiths parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

S2E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? 2005-05-22

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older mans trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

S3E1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2005-09-19

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlies help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlies social life.

S3E2 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 2005-09-26

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alans chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

S3E3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 2005-10-03

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

S3E4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 2005-10-10

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

S3E5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky 2005-10-17

Charlie learns he cant be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

S3E6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One 2005-10-24

Ignoring Alans warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

S3E7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 2005-11-07

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

S3E8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-14

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

S3E9 - Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-21

One of Charlies elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

S3E10 - Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-28

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

S3E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-19

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long shes running the house with an obsession for perfection.

S3E12 - That Special Tug 2006-01-09

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alans emotional insecurities.

S3E13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 2006-01-23

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

S3E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-06

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlies most recent ex-girlfriend.

S3E15 - My Tongue is Meat 2006-02-27

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mias healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

S3E16 - Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-06

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jakes birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

S3E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 2006-03-13

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

S3E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-20

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriends bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

S3E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-10

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

S3E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-24

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

S3E21 - And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-01

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

S3E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie 2006-05-08

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

S3E23 - Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-15

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

S3E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-22

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

S4E1 - Working for Caligula 2006-09-18

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

S4E2 - Who's Vod Kanockers? 2006-09-25

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didnt marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

S4E3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 2006-10-02

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

S4E4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey 2006-10-09

Alan tries to hire his ex-wifes lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

S4E5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 2006-10-16

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

S4E6 - Apologies for the Frivolity 2006-10-23

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

S4E7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 2006-11-06

Bertas daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

S4E8 - Release the Dogs 2006-11-13

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alans sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

S4E9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 2006-11-20

Charlie gets tired of Alans mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

S4E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln 2006-11-27

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

S4E11 - Walnuts and Demerol 2006-12-11

Charlies friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

S4E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana 2007-01-08

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

S4E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer 2007-01-22

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

S4E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 2007-02-05

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

S4E15 - My Damn Stalker 2007-02-12

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

S4E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too 2007-02-19

Charlies young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

S4E17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie 2007-02-26

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

S4E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville 2007-03-19

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

S4E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll 2007-04-09

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judiths fiancé, Herb.

S4E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 2007-04-16

Alan looks forward to Judiths wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

S4E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 2007-04-23

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Gregs daughter.

S4E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 2007-04-30

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

S4E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' 2007-05-07

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloes affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

S4E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato 2007-05-14

Evelyns boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual daddy issues

S5E1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-24

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

S5E2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-01

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

S5E3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-08

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlies date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

S5E4 - City of Great Racks 2007-10-15

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Roses face everywhere he turns.

S5E5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-22

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriends 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

S5E6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-29

Charlies girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

S5E7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 2007-11-05

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alans role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

S5E8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlies new found fame irritates Alan.

S5E9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 2007-11-19

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddys daughter.

S5E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

S5E11 - Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

S5E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

S5E13 - The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judiths sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

S5E14 - Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

S5E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-21

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

S5E16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

S5E17 - Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05

CSIs investigate a death at Charlies house.

S5E18 - If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12

Charlies attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

S5E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19

When Charlie meets Angies soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes its not for the first time.

S6E1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child 2008-09-22

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

S6E2 - Pie Hole, Herb 2008-09-29

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him hell get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

S6E3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict 2008-10-06

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

S6E4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' 2008-10-13

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

S6E5 - A Jock Strap in Hell 2008-10-20

Charlie tries to help Jakes former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

S6E6 - It's Always Nazi Week 2008-11-03

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judiths meltdown.

S6E7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy 2008-11-10

Alan tries to escape Judiths grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herbs hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

S6E8 - Pinocchio's Mouth 2008-11-17

Charlies new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

S6E9 - The Mooch at the Boo 2008-11-24

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlies Mercedes proves a boon to Alans love life.

S6E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 2008-12-08

Evelyn offers to pay for Jakes college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

S6E11 - The Devil's Lube 2008-12-15

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

S6E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis 2009-01-12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

S6E13 - I Think You Offended Don 2009-01-19

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

S6E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 2009-02-02

Melissa doesnt think Alans family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

S6E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat 2009-02-09

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

S6E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 2009-03-02

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

S6E17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 2009-03-09

Charlies admission that hes in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

S6E18 - My Son's Enormous Head 2009-03-16

Chelseas illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

S6E19 - The Two Finger Rule 2009-03-30

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlies cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

S6E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 2009-04-13

Charlies desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn dont befriend each other following their first meeting.

S6E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops 2009-04-27

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

S6E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 2009-05-04

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

S6E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 2009-05-11

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

S6E24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids 2009-05-18

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

S7E1 - 818-jklpuzo 2009-09-21

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

S7E2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation 2009-09-28

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alans new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlies house.

S7E3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. 2009-10-05

Alan ends up playing maid to Judiths new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

S7E4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 2009-10-12

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

S7E5 - For the Sake of the Child 2009-10-19

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

S7E6 - Give Me Your Thumb 2009-11-02

Alans advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

S7E7 - Untainted by Filth 2009-11-09

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

S7E8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 2009-11-16

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

S7E9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 2009-11-23

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he cant satisfy Chelsea.

S7E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room 2009-12-07

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

S7E11 - Warning, It's Dirty 2009-12-14

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

S7E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 2010-01-11

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out theyve become friends.

S7E13 - Yay, No Polyps! 2010-01-18

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

S7E14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1) 2010-02-01

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

S7E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) 2010-02-08

Chelsea and Charlies relationship is at risk when Charlies jealousy comes between them.

S7E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess 2010-03-01

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but shes not Chelsea.

S7E17 - I Found Your Moustache 2010-03-08

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

S7E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day 2010-03-22

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelseas best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

S7E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 2010-04-12

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jakes new friend and the hotness of his mother.

S7E20 - I Called Him Magoo 2010-05-10

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

S7E21 - Gumby with a Pokey 2010-05-17

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

S7E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well 2010-05-24

Charlie is miffed over Alans planned attendance of Chelseas birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

S8E1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 2010-09-20

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridges mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herbs. Meanwhile, Charlie decides its time to cut back on boozing.

S8E2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 2010-09-27

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndseys offer to move in with her.

S8E3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus 2010-10-04

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlies house.

S8E4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 2010-10-11

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlies house after their home burns down.

S8E5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 2010-10-18

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

S8E6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger 2010-10-25

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

S8E7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette 2010-11-01

Charlies girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

S8E8 - Springtime on a Stick 2010-11-08

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

S8E9 - A Good Time in Central Africa 2010-11-15

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes hes being stalked by Lyndseys ex-husband.

S8E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 2010-11-22

When Charlies ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

S8E11 - Dead from the Waist Down 2010-12-06

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

S8E12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 2010-12-13

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

S8E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 2011-01-03

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

S8E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs 2011-01-17

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

S8E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 2011-02-07

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alans chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

S8E16 - That Darn Priest 2011-02-14

Rose and Alan discover each others secrets. Meanwhile, Charlies desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

S9E1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

S9E2 - People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

S9E3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

S9E4 - Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

S9E5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndseys seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

S9E6 - The Squat and the Hover 2011-10-24

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

S9E7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

S9E8 - Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

S9E9 - Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

S9E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure hes ready to re-enter the dating world.

S9E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

S9E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12

Waldens mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Waldens past that sends him into a downward spiral.

S9E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

S9E14 - A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

S9E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Bertas special brownies.

S9E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentines Day.

S9E17 - Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20

Walden and Zoeys relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

S9E18 - The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27

Waldens ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

S9E19 - Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

S9E20 - Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their moms relationship.

S9E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 2012-04-16

Waldens commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

S9E22 - Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30

Charlies ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

S9E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

S9E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

S10E1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk 2012-09-27

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoeys birthday.

S10E2 - A Big Bag of Dog 2012-10-04

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

S10E3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 2012-10-11

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

S10E4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 2012-10-18

Walden starts to feel his age when a friends daughter comes to town.

S10E5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 2012-10-25

Despite Alans warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

S10E6 - Ferrets, Attack! 2012-11-01

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

S10E7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard 2012-11-08

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

S10E8 - Something My Gynecologist Said 2012-11-15

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

S10E9 - I Scream When I Pee 2012-11-29

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isnt interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

S10E10 - One Nut Johnson 2012-12-06

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

S10E11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole 2012-12-13

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

S10E12 - Welcome to Alancrest 2013-01-03

Alan invests Waldens money in Kates fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

S10E13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line 2013-01-10

Alan and Walden go to Kates fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

S10E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run! 2013-01-31

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

S10E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 2013-02-07

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

S10E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 2013-02-14

Depressed on Valentines Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alans holiday plans go south.

S10E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 2013-02-21

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

S10E18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton 2013-03-07

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

S10E19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 2013-03-14

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

S10E20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 2013-04-04

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

S10E21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond 2013-04-25

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

S10E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia 2013-05-02

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

S10E23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 2013-05-09

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

S11E1 - Nangnangnangnang 2013-09-26

Charlies 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

S11E2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 2013-10-03

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

S11E3 - This Unblessed Biscuit 2013-10-10

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

S11E4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 2013-10-17

Alan and Lyndseys illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndseys man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

S11E5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 2013-10-24

Alan tries to find out what Lyndseys boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

S11E6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 2013-11-07

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

S11E7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 2013-11-14

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndseys jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

S11E8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 2013-11-21

Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

S11E9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 2013-12-05

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alans date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

S11E10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 2013-12-12

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

S11E11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts 2014-01-02

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

S11E12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 2014-01-09

Lyndseys boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

S11E13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court 2014-01-30

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

S11E14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe 2014-02-06

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a mans man.

S11E15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 2014-02-27

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

S11E16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 2014-03-06

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larrys sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

S11E17 - Welcome Home, Jake 2014-03-13

Lyndsey finds out about Alans relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

S11E18 - West Side Story 2014-04-03

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriends boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alans (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

S11E19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 2014-04-10

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

S11E20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 2014-04-24

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

S11E21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 2014-05-01

Alans girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

S11E22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 2014-05-08

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

S12E1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach 2014-10-29

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

S12E2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza 2014-11-05

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after hes asked to sign a pre-nup.

S12E3 - Glamping in a Yurt 2014-11-12

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

S12E4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 2014-11-19

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

S12E5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 2014-11-26

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they dont hit it off like he hoped.

S12E6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl 2014-12-03

Alan breaks Waldens rules when he realizes that Louis thinks hes cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

S12E7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 2014-12-09

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

S12E8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 2014-12-17

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

S12E9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 2015-01-08

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

S12E10 - Here I Come, Pants! 2015-01-15

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

S12E11 - For Whom the Booty Calls 2015-01-22

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

S12E12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 2015-01-29

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

S12E13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers 2015-02-05

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

S12E14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 2015-02-12

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.