Cow and Chicken

The program focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: Cow and Chicken.

1997 HD 6min TV-Y7 United States English

David Feiss Charlie Adler Candi Milo Dee Bradley Baker Michael Dorn

Adventure Animation

high school talking animal personification

S1E1 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison 1997-09-16

Cow and Chickens class takes a field trip to Folsom Prison. There, Chicken changes place with a prisoner, and causes riots by pantsing guards, and demands Pork Butts and Taters for lunch, while the prisoner, Rhode Island Red, pretends to be Chicken. Cow sees through this, and under Super Cow, returns Red, and rescues Chicken.

S1E2 - The Girl's Bathroom 1997-09-16

Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girls bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a cigar machine, a hair washer, and an enclosed toilet, where you can get a complete image makeover. I Am Weasel: ""This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge""

S1E3 - Supermodel Cow 1997-07-22

Cow wishes to be a famous supermodel, and gets her 15 minutes of fame, when The Red Guy discovers her. She soon appears in magazines and buildboards, but soon becomes yesterdays news.

S1E4 - Part-Time Job 1997-07-22

Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""

S1E5 - Alive! 1997-07-29

Cousin, Boneless Chicken has been assigned to babysit Cow. She takes him outside to play catch, in which she throws him, and then catches him. At one moment, she tosses him too high, and hes stuck on the roof. After she goes after him, she accidentally knocks down the laddar, and is now stuck on the roof too.

S1E6 - Who is Super Cow? 1997-07-29

The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It doesnt work, so he goes to Cow and Chickens house, and kidnaps Cow. Chicken then goes to the rescue as Super Cow for her.

S1E7 - Confused 1997-08-05

After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then send them to sensitivy school, where they become girlies.

S1E8 - The Molting Fairy 1997-08-05

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that hell get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

S1E9 - The Ugliest Weenie - Part One 1997-08-12

Cow writes a poetic play about a weenie, who is an outcast because hes not delicious looking as the other weenies. Chicken, Flem, and Earl think its a crazy idea, but Mr. Fleur, the schools drama teacher decides to produce the play. Cow and Chickens class get ready for the play, Flem has been cast as the Ugliest Weenie, a role was original given to Chicken. When Chicken sees that Flem get to play off the leading lady, Wee Wee, Chicken decides he wants Flem out of the way, so he can resume the part. But everytime he tries to get rid of Flem, he ends up hurting Mr. Fleur, until hes wheelchair-bound. I Am Weasel: ""I Are Big Star""

S1E10 - The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue 1997-08-12

Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he wont get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

S1E11 - Crash Dive 1997-08-19

Crash Dive: Chicken build himself a wooden submarine, to use in the water. Its a pretty good submarine too, it comes with a parascope and everything. Cow launches it into the water for him, and he floats off, until he is sent down a waterfall. Super Cow goes to Chickens rescue. Happy Meat: Chicken is sick of the cafeterias food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular. I Am Weasel: ""Power of Odor""

S1E12 - Happy Meat 1997-08-19

Chicken is sick of the cafeterias food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

S1E13 - School Bully 1997-08-26

Chicken and Flem are the victim of Butch, the school bully. But Butch soon finds himself the victim of the new school bully, Jimmy, along with Chicken and Flem. Cow persuades Chicken and Flem to help Butch, and they soon find out that they were really wimps inside inflatable buff suits.

S1E14 - Time Machine 1997-08-26

Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

S1E15 - Orthodontic Police 1997-09-02

Orthodontic Police: The Red Guy is an orthodontic police officer, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful and rediculous-looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He ultimately puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow comes to everyones rescue.

S1E16 - The Cow with Four Eyes 1997-09-02

Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides that two can play at that game and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry. He soon becomes the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new ""dungeon"", which was really a new indoor swimming pool.

S1E17 - Cow's Instincts... Don't It? 1997-09-09

Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

S1E18 - Ballerina Cow 1997-09-09

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S1E19 - Chicken's First Kiss 1997-12-02

While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her.

S1E20 - Squirt The Daisies 1997-12-02

Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

S1E21 - Lawnmower Chicken 1997-12-09

Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guys lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up.

S1E22 - Cow Loves Piles 1997-12-09

Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When hes catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

S1E23 - Space Cow 1997-09-23

Space Cow: Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs theyd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essays writer will get to have a days worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, hes a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow. The Legend of Sailcat: Flems Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chickens forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flems Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat. I Am Weasel: ""Happy Baboon Holidays""

S1E24 - The Legend of SailCat 1997-09-23

Flems Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chickens forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flems Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

S1E25 - Headhunting in Oregon 1997-12-16

Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find ""head hunters"". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chickens head.

S1E26 - The King and Queen of Cheese 1997-12-16

Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

S2E1 - Fluffy the Anaconda 1998-01-13

Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.

S2E2 - The Laughing Puddle 1998-01-13

Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cows udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chickens nightclub.

S2E3 - Pirate Lessons 1998-01-20

The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earls boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

S2E4 - Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast 1998-01-20

The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonights Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.

S2E5 - Tongue Sandwich 1998-01-27

Cows tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someones gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chickens wattle decides to run away to.

S2E6 - Dream Date Chicken 1998-01-27

Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Bonelesss Chicken attracts the attention on Bonelesss blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

S2E7 - Sumo Cow 1998-02-03

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the schools sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.

S2E8 - Comet! 1998-02-03

Cow and Chickens class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dads golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dads Ball Comet"".

S2E9 - Dirty Laundry 1998-02-10

The schools newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guys false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

S2E10 - Grizzly Beaver Safari 1998-02-10

Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.

S2E11 - Which Came First 1998-02-17

The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chickens covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, its egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isnt even a chicken.

S2E12 - Boneless Kite 1998-02-17

Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cows kite tangles with The Red Guys Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Bonelesss rescue, and the tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.

S2E13 - Buffalo Gals 1998-02-20

A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chickens house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. Its up to Chicken to save his sister.

S2E14 - Cow and Chicken Reclining 1998-02-20

Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what its like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".

S2E15 - Free Inside 1998-03-03

Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.

S2E16 - Journey to the Center of Cow 1998-03-03

Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cows cavernous abdimen.

S2E17 - The Karate Chick 1998-03-10

After Chickens beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).

S2E18 - Yard Sale 1998-03-10

Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.

S2E19 - Meet Lance Sackless 1998-03-17

Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canadas Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.

S2E20 - Who's Afraid of the Dark? 1998-03-17

Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken arent afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.

S2E21 - The Bad News Plastic Surgeons 1998-03-24

Teacher is disappointed when the schools plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.

S2E22 - The Exchange Student 1998-03-24

The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isnt used for weapons, its used for food.

S2E23 - Child Star 1998-03-31

Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who cant puddle dance. Cows performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.

S2E24 - Perpetual Energy 1998-03-31

Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies. I Am Weasel: ""My Friend, the Smart Banana

S2E25 - Bad Chicken 1998-04-07

Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.

S2E26 - Stay Awake 1998-04-07

Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.

S3E1 - Can Cow Come Out and Play? 1998-08-15

The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabss doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still wont play with him.

S3E2 - Horn Envy 1998-08-15

Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasnt interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

S3E3 - Goin' My way? 1998-08-22

While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says hes heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guys a fraud.

S3E4 - The Babysitter 1998-08-22

Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because shes the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sisters babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

S3E5 - Cow Fly 1998-08-29

Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

S3E6 - Where Am I? 1998-08-29

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that its eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

S3E7 - Sergeant Weenie Arms 1998-09-26

After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies. alias "Chickens Dont Fly"/"P.E."

S3E8 - Sow & Chicken 1998-09-05

Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cows twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sows first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. Its up to Cow to pull the plug on Sows evil ways.

S3E9 - Me An' My Dog 1998-09-12

Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

S3E10 - Cow's Dream Catcher 1998-09-12

Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that theyll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cows worst nightmare: The Milkman.

S3E11 - Grandma at the Mall 1998-09-19

Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chickens house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

S3E12 - Chicken in the Bathroom 1998-11-01

Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

S3E13 - Chickens Don't Fly 1998-09-26

Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

S3E14 - P.E. 1998-09-26

P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.

S3E15 - Playin' Hookie 1998-10-03

Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

S3E16 - Chicken Lips 1998-10-03

Chicken is upset because he cant whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken cant whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.

S3E17 - The Day I Was Born 1998-10-10

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

S3E18 - Factory Follies 1998-10-10

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesnt matter, he has enough fun by himself.

S3E19 - 101 Uses For Cow And Chicken 1998-10-17

Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

S3E20 - Intelligent Life? 1998-10-17

Cow doesnt wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

S3E21 - Be Careful What You Wish For 1998-10-24

Chicken is fed up with Cows constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesnt tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

S3E22 - Lost At Sea 1998-10-24

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow. I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""

S3E23 - Night of the Ed 1998-11-01

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

S3E24 - Cow's Pie 1998-11-01

Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesnt want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...its really poop.

S3E25 - Professor Longhorn Steer 1999-05-03

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dads brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesnt want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

S3E26 - A Couple of Skating Fools 1999-05-03

Chickens dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chickens dream.

S4E1 - Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal 1999-04-26

Chicken tells Cow that shes not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

S4E2 - Black Sheep of the Family 1999-04-26

Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a womans life from a heart attack.

S4E3 - The Full Mounty 1999-05-04

Its ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dads job is guarding the governments money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

S4E4 - Mall Cop 1999-05-04

Dad loves shopping for Moms stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

S4E5 - Cow's Toys 1999-04-28

Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cows favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manures tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

S4E6 - I Scream, Man 1999-04-28

Its almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

S4E7 - Cloud Nine 1999-04-29

Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

S4E8 - Send in the Clowns 1999-04-29

Dad isnt friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

S4E9 - The Big Move 1999-04-27

Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

S4E10 - Cow's Magic Blanket 1999-04-27

Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cows magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides its ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.

S4E11 - Snail Boy 1999-05-05

Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Moms Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chickens school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.

S4E12 - Penalty Wheel 1999-05-05

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""Youve Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guys life savings. They discovered that theyve been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.

S4E13 - Invisible Cow 1999-05-06

Red Guy pops by Cow and Chickens house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims shes invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

S4E14 - Monster in the Closet 1999-05-06

Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out. They enjoy jumping ropes, eating ice cream, and watching TV. But when Mom and Dad discover this, they freak out, and have Cow banish Mr. Monster in the closet forever.

S4E15 - Chicken's Fairy Tale 1999-04-30

Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).

S4E16 - Magic Chicken 1999-04-30

S4E17 - Major Wedgie 1999-05-07

Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.

S4E18 - The Loneliest Cow 1999-05-07

Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.

S4E19 - Cow's Horse 1999-06-18

Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.

S4E20 - Cow's A Beauty 1999-06-18

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chickens house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.

S4E21 - Piano Lessons 1999-06-18

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chickens house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chickens concert fails.

S4E22 - Red Butler 1999-06-30

Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chickens house, posing as Hives the Butler. For the rest of the day, he tries to make Cow and Chickens life easier, by answers questions for them, peeing for them, feeding them, blinking for them, and giving them story time. When Red Guy discovers that their not wealthy, he decides to take his scam to Flem and Earl.

S4E23 - Duck, Duck, Chicken! 1999-06-30

Now Red Guys Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy. After hours pass, Red Guys surgery literally turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad sue Red Guy, and lose. Now the Cow and Chicken show may be renamed "Cow and Duck".

S4E24 - The Great Pantzini 1999-06-30

The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guys circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns.