Kingswood Country

When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.

Teds belief that all actors are fairies is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med Students Revue and is starting to act strangely.

When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thels dismay, buys shares in an unkown offshore oil company.

In the grand tradition of the Aussie know how that carved the wilderness into this great nation, Ted tries to save money by attempting to fix a dripping tap by himself. However a man has certain time honoured rituals to acknowledge. As Ted says, "if a jobs worth doing, its a job worth doing with a beer first."

All his life Ted has been tormented by his evil, loud and venal brother,Bob. Apart from committing the unpardonable sin of becoming a Datsun Dealer, Bob is forever complicating Teds simple-minded life. With Thel and Bobs wife Merle away, Bob and Ted go out on the town with a couple of girls.

When Ted overhears Thel discussing some secret arrangments with a strange man, he jumps to the conclusion that shes having an affair.

According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.

Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and its not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.

After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thels plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.

Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be cause the guinea pig has a contagious disease. A few unexpected guests have to share their quarantine, so Ted uses this time to practice his army re-union entertainment act. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.

After Ted applies for the sales managers job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.

When Ted throws down a challenge to the Guinness Book of Records,the Bullpitt household is thrown into turmoil. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Its Brunos birthday & new neighbours are moving in next door. Only problem is they turn up on motorbikes & Ted thinks theyve come to cause trouble. Thel & Greta are looking out the window as the new neighbours are unloading their things from the truck. Ted tells them to come away from the window & start celebrating Brunos birthday. Thel hands Bruno his gift from her & Ted spoils the surprise by telling Bruno what the gift is before he can open it. He does the same thing when Greta hands him her gift. The party is going no where, so Thel & Greta take some scones next door as a welcome to the neighbourhood gesture. Craig helps next door with their furniture & comes back telling them theyve been invited next door to a house warming party Ted says no, & when the loud music starts, he takes a bucket of water next door with the intention of making them quiet down. He comes back wet & with the bucket on his head, He tells Thel,theyre not bikies, theyre motorbike cops.

When Thel tries to reunite Bob & Merle, her well laid plans create more problems than they solve.

When Teds income tax return is investigated,he finds that only his old enemy, the nun, can save him.

When old Uncle Jack dies & leaves a mysterious box to the family, Ted tries to con Bob out of his rightful inheritance.

Thels determination to give Craigs room to an Asian student lands her in hot water with Ted and the Police.

When Greta is convinced that Bruno is having an affair, Ted employs cousin Reg to drive the final nail into Brunos coffin. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Thel finally wins a competition that could take her to exotic places but the only loser is Ted.

Therre are only two things that truly scare Ted, one is a recurring dream where the Kingswood is used in a crash test, and the other is a visit from his sabre-toothed sister in law, Merle. But nothing could prepare him for the nightmare when brother Bob excels in creating a shambles involving fur coats and stray women.

When Thelma has to organise the School Charity Concert, Ted refuses to have anything to do with it - but ends up being the star of the show.

When Ted loses the company bullys pay packet, he faces something more painful than death. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

After Ted attends a dynamic personality course, he applies for a new, executive position but ends up stuck in a very different position.

Thels birthday, a wallsafe, a butler and a dishwasher combine to create chaos and mystery in Wombat Crescent.

When Teds lust for rich Aunty Vis money gets out of hand, the rest of the family decide to teach him a lesson. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Ted never backs away from a fight, especially against a poodle. Poodles are mothballs on legs and should be blown up by somebody and it might as well be Ted. Somehow though Teds running battle with a local poodle culminates in terror at the dentist.

When Ted loses his memory after being struck on the head by a bit of the Space Shuttle, he tries to sue the American Government for damages. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Teds life is thrown into turmoil when he discovers his drivers licence is two years out of date and Craig and Wendy move in.

With Thelma away on her European holiday, Ted discovers that a batchelors life isnt as much fun as he expected, especially when Bob & Merle move in.

With the unmatched success of his greyhounds Repco Lad and Gay Akubra, Ted reckons he has the whole breeding thing sorted out. His training programme is on track because he only had to carry Repco Lad home twice this week, and Gay Akubra actually jumped out of the wheelbarrow last Friday to chase a poodle. But his breeding plans suddenly change whne his champion boxer turns out to only have two legs.

When a visitor arrives claiming to be Teds illegitimate son, it isnt only Ted who gets a surprise.

The prospect of a huge inheritance from Scotland disrupts the gentle calm of Wombat Crescent as Ted sets about proving his claim as beneficary.

When Thels cousin Reg Pooley visits in search of a wife, Teds attempts at matchmaking cause a hair raising situation. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Ted and Bob decide to start a small business together, they get more than a loan from the bank - they get involved in a bank robbery.

Ted takes over coaching Craigs basketball team and they start winning. When their star player breaks his led, Ted imports a ring-in to win the final match.

Ted reads in his pay packet that he has been sacked. Sister Maria offers to give him an aptitude test, which determines that Ted is only suitable to be a process worker. Fortunately, Craig finds out that Ted hadnt really been sacked.

Merle is producing a play that she wrote. She is also acting in it, starring opposite Bob. Ted helps Bob learn his lines by playing Merles part, which comes in handy when Merle injures herself. Ted rises to the challenge.

Ted is having trouble sleeping so Rosa offers to change bedrooms with him. Then, when Craig hears Ted is taking Rosa out to dinner, all the children think they are having an affair.