The Sarah Silverman Program.

Sarahs immature, only thinks of herself and has no inhibition nor work. Her sister Laura pays her rent. She has a gay couple as neighbors. Lauras seeing cop Jay.

2007 HD 22min United States English

Sarah Silverman Laura Silverman Jay Johnston Brian Posehn Steve Agee

Comedy

S1E1 - Officer Jay 2007-02-01

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

S1E2 - Humanitarian of the Year 2007-02-08

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

S1E3 - Positively Negative 2007-02-15

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

S1E4 - Not Without My Daughter 2007-02-22

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steves behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

S1E5 - Muffin' Man 2007-03-01

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

S1E6 - Batteries 2007-03-07

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

S2E1 - Bored of the Rings 2007-10-03

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brians plans for a date night.

S2E2 - Joan of Arf 2007-10-10

Authorities take Sarahs dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

S2E3 - Face Wars 2007-10-17

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

S2E4 - Doodie 2007-10-24

When their mothers grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

S2E5 - Ah, Men 2007-10-31

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

S2E6 - Maid to Border 2007-11-07

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

S2E7 - High, It's Sarah 2008-10-08

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

S2E8 - The Mongolian Beef 2008-10-09

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steves homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic hed never thought possible.

S2E9 - Making New Friends 2008-10-16

Sarah realizes her old friends arent that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

S2E10 - Patriot Tact 2008-10-23

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

S2E11 - Pee 2008-10-30

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually shes quite good at it.

S2E12 - There's No Place Like Homeless 2008-11-06

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

S2E13 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now 2008-11-13

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

S2E14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not 2008-11-20

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if hed rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jays grief counselor.

S2E15 - Kangamangus 2008-12-04

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of societys slang terms.

S2E16 - Vow Wow 2008-12-11

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

S3E1 - The Proof is in the Penis 2010-02-04

In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

S3E2 - The Silverman and the Pillows 2010-02-11

After Sarahs morning brunch at Romanskis is interrupted by a childrens book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make childrens books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

S3E3 - A Slip Slope 2010-02-18

Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

S3E4 - Nightmayor 2010-02-25

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steves dream of marrying Brian.

S3E5 - Smellin' of Troy 2010-03-11

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

S3E6 - A Fairly Attractive Mind 2010-03-19

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.