Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Sketch comedy show starring Nick Swardson.

2010 HD 22min TV-14 United States English

Nick Swardson Natasha Leggero Deirdre Wall John Cramer

Comedy

S1E1 - Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts 2010-10-12

There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardsons sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gagas brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

S1E2 - The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun 2010-10-19

Nick talks about how dirty the show can be; guest stars Finesse Mitchell, rapper Swayze and duo Dana & Julia.

S1E3 - I Just Got Voodoo'd 2010-10-26

Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch; stand up comedians Nick Kroll and Paul F. Tompkins.

S1E4 - Mudslide Junction 2010-11-02

Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

S1E5 - Relapse Into Refreshment 2010-11-09

Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

S1E6 - Monday Morning Meltdown 2010-11-16

A parody of James Camerons Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

S1E7 - Blah Blah Blah Main Street 2010-11-23

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S2E1 - Baby Not From Booty 2011-10-05

Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.

S2E2 - Show Me on the Doll 2011-10-12

Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.

S2E3 - PETA Not on Set 2011-10-19

Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.

S2E4 - Full Blown Eggs 2011-10-26

Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.

S2E5 - The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga 2011-11-02

Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.

S2E6 - Flying Stripper 2011-11-10

Nick talks about Johnny Depps amazing life. Sketches include a couples disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare.

S2E7 - Legalize Meth 2011-11-16

Nick discusses sketches that didnt make it; drunk girls cause problems at a fast food restaurant; a first time dad gets upset about visitors at a hospitals baby nursery.

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