Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry and Cheryls fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larrys shoes missing.

Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; hes been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larrys house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyers wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

When Cheryls aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeffs concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food.

Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan which he promises to pay back after his father dies.

Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille ONeal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck.

Cheryls psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

Thanks to Larrys miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week before theyre supposed to go to the Emmy Awards. A practicing Christian Scientist, she doesnt take any medicine, so Richard and Larry devise a scheme to cook up some brownies laced with medicine. Like all things Larry does, the plan backfires.

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a ""nanny from hell"" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a ""penis faux pas"" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartletts Quotations.

Larrys mother dies while hes shooting a film in New York City, but he doesnt find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once hes past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mothers body at the cemetery.

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wandas boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeffs wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.

To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.

The purschasing of a video endangers Larrys relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susies best friend. Cheryl gets medical advice from an unorthodox source.

The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".

Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

His fathers smoking jacket and ""bathroom contamination"" cause grief for Larry.

Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings. [tv.com]

Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

Its moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larrys prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larrys irked at Ted Dansons anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.

Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls lefty; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryls environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.

Larry accidentally offends Lorretas Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeffs hospitalization.

Larry uses Sammie Greenes bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce theyre returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Marys anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larrys doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larrys latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lots coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewiss relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test. Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.

Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents an ill-advised excuse to get out of a dining engagement.

Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.

Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.

Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gift to Elizabeths son.

Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a friend’s nephew.

Larry’s therapist accuses him of overstepping. Susie grows suspicious of Jeff. Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.

Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhousers new girlfriend.

Bridget asks Larry for a favor on behalf of her son. Larry earns unexpected gratitude in a buffet line, and realizes that tips are better than favors.

Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with work associates and hosts a pair of ungrateful house guests.

Larrys lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.

Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.

When Susie plans a surprise party for Jeff, Larry suspects she has ulterior motives, and enlists the help of his new friend Wally to ensure things don’t go awry. Larry connects with a problematic inventor to develop an innovative new product.

A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl’s sister’s house, helps Leon grow a new business and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richard’s girlfriend.

Larry runs into a familiar face, causes a rift between expectant parents and seeks a second opinion on his knee injury. His reaction to emergency sirens spells disaster.

Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larrys detective skills.

Larry hangs out with Woody Harrelson and cashes in on Susie’s favor.

Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constructive criticism to his chiropractor.

Larry does damage control to remain in Irmas good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.

Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.

Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the price for taking Larrys advice for Susies birthday gift.

Larry finds himself in Takahashis crosshairs after a note is found in the mens locker room. Tensions mount when Larry and Irmas couples counselor crosses a professional line.

Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.

When Richard enlists Larrys help to buy a vintage car, his careless behavior leads to an unwanted outcome. Jeff secretly schemes to give Larry power of attorney.

Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richards love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.