Weird Science

High-school geeks Gary and Wyatt create their dream girl via Wyatts home computer.

Gary wishes for "the mind of Albert Einstein" to impress a girl--so Lisa conjures up the physicists brain to help him.

Angered by Garys command that she teach him about "The Feminine Mystique," Lisa turns the boys into teenage girls.

Gary celebrates--and Wyatt despairs--when Garys plea for fun classes is granted.

Lisa gives Wyatt and Gary magic watches to help them overcome their fears about death and sexuality.

Garys trick to make Lisa fall in love with him backfires when she falls for Wyatt.

Lisa tries to teach Gary honesty and responsibility when she takes over a sex-education class.

Things get sticky for the boys when Lisa replaces them with clones made of bubble gum.

Lisa tries to bring out Wyatts "killer edge" in wrestling--and turns him into a cave man.

Gary becomes trapped inside Chetts body when he--literally--invades his friends dreams using a machine created by Lisa.

Wyatt meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad shes a robot created by Lisa.

Gary and Wyatt try to improve their love lives by having Lisa send them back in time to 1986 summer camp.

Chetts childish behavior causes Lisa to change him into a baby.

After Chetts girlfriend Rose breaks up with him after their date, he decides to take his anger out on Wyatt, which isnt unusual. To get Chett to leave him alone, Wyatt asks Lisa to create the perfect girlfriend for Chett. Using a fishing pole and a photo of Chett, they go ""fishing"" for Chetts perfect mate. They reel in Ali, a hot girl that finds Chett irresistible. However, it turns out that Ali is really an ugly alien from outer space. She does still want to get it on with Chett. Unfortunately for him, she wants to eat him for a snack afterwards.

Wyatt visits his Grandma in a nursing home and is saddened that she isnt the same old Nana that she used to be. He asks Lisa to give Nana the spirit of a young person, which Lisa does. Nana becomes more spirited, but the new energy is coming from other people- shes sucking the youth out of everyone that she meets. Gary and Wyatt turn into old teens and have to find Nana and return her to the nursing home before they die of old age.

Gary decides to borrow Wayne Donnellys lucky suit for his dad to wear. Just in case the suit isnt really lucky, Gary asks Lisa to zap the suit and make sure that its really lucky. As soon as Al Wallace wears the suit, he finds a lot of luck at work. However, this new streak of good luck for Al is causing Wayne to have a huge streak of bad luck. Meanwhile, Chett finds a girl that likes him- a clinically depressed girl.

Wyatt finally gets with a date with Mindy, but needs a car to drive on their date. When his dad agrees to buy him a car, Wyatt excitedly imagines what kind of great sports car hell get. Unfortunately for Wyatt, his dad decides to get him a junker, in order to try and not make the same mistakes with Wyatt that he did with Chett. So, Lisa zaps Wyatts ""new"" car into Nadine. Not only does Nadine look great on the outside, she also has a wonderful personality. Wyatt falls deeply in love with Nadine and ends up breaking up with Mindy. When Gary and Mindy try to figure out whats going on with Wyatt, they become romantic themselves. That is, until Gary falls head over heels for the car, too.

Phoebe, an old friend of Wyatts, comes back to town. Both the boys think shes pretty hot and end up spilling the secret about Lisa to her. She then takes control of Lisa herself and has Lisa erase Wyatt and Garys minds of the fact that they ever had a genie. Phoebe also becomes the host of her own daytime talk show, very similar to ""Sally."" The only thing that can help the boys remember is the fact that Wyatt keeps a daily diary-- I mean journal. The boys also get to be guest stars on an episode of ""Phoebe"" entitled Men Who Became Women Who Became Men Again.

Lisa shows Gary whats going to happen in the future, only to reveal that Wyatt will end up stealing Garys date to the prom. Wyatt tries to change the outcome of the future by having Lisa give him the worst personality that she can create. She zaps up a pair of magical Chett underwear, giving Wyatt Chetts personality. Unfortunately, Garys date likes the new Wyatt even more and Chett is happy because his brother is finally becoming cool.

In order to let Wyatt try some different careers for later in life, Lisa zaps up some magical chocolates. One of the chocolates makes Wyatt a police detective who must clear Gary of stealing an expensive comic book. Meanwhile, Gary tries out some new careers, including talking to Chett on his 976-GARY, or otherwise known as the 976 CONNEXXION phone line.

Wyatt and Gary think that being a genie would be easy. Lisa thinks that being a teenager and going to high school is easy. So, they switch places. The now teenage Lisa falls head over heels for the popular guy at school, Lyle, and tries to make friends with girls who arent very accepting of her. Meanwhile, the guys try their luck at zapping up things, messing up every time.gets turned into a poodle

Gary is dumbstruck when he finds out that his relatives werent all cowards and losers. He has an ancestor named Red Brick Wallace, a gunslinger from the old west. Lisa zaps them back to the old west in order to meet Red Brick Wallace. Unfortunately, he turns out to be nothing more than a spittoon polisher. The guys are now on a mission to save Red Brick Wallace from getting shot by the sheriff, who looks strangely like Chett.

The guys take a trip through time to compare notes with Dr. Frankenstein about his creation, but the good doc only has eyes for Lisa...and her power source.

Garys having fun meeting girls online. Hes made an especially good friend named Cori. Wyatt and Lisa thinks that Gary needs to actually meet her in person, so they pose as Gary and ask her out on a real life date. Gary cant believe that they did this and he cant go out on the date. Hes told Cori that he looks like a magazine model and even sent her a scanned photo of a model to go along. Lisa solves his problem by creating a handsome puppet Gary that looks exactly like a magazine model. Gary can control the puppet while it goes on the date with Cori. Gary has fun until he finds out that Cori really likes the puppet, in fact she likes him more than the real Gary.

In order to get Principal Scampi off of his back for a while, Wyatt shoots him with a buddy dart. The dart makes Principal Scampi Wyatts new best friend. When Wyatt gets sick of hanging around with the principal, he decides its time to break up the relationship. Principal Scampi then becomes Phantom Scampi. Phantom Scampi lives in Farber High and secretly protects Wyatt.

While at a carnival, Gary and Wyatt see a hot girl, Valerie, and have a falling out when they fight over her. Lisa zaps the boys into the carnival funhouse and leaves them there until they can stop fighting. They have fun opening mysterious doors trying to find Valerie, and Wyatt seems to get all the good ones- he even gets a puppy out of it. In the end, the guys both get dissed by Valerie as she chooses an evil funhouse clown over the both of them.

Gary screws up yet again. This time he has sucked all of the intellignce from everyone at Farber High, using a magic brain vacuum. The brain power from the students forms into a giant orb that wants to take over the world. Gary must outwit the wit of every single student at Farber High.

After Gary and Wyatt wish that they could time travel, the wish goes bad and they end up stuck in 1969 along with Lisa. After six months of being in the past, they realize that Lisa cant remember anything. She thinks that shes a hippie on her way to Woodstock. Wyatt and Gary need to get across the country and fix Lisas memory or be stuck in the hippie age. Wyatt, Gary, and Chett all go on a road trip across the country, even meeting the future president.

On Halloween Lisa gets possessed by Cyber-Demon, an evil creature from the bad side of the internet. Now Cyber-Demon has complete control of Lisa and her powers. Not to mention the fact that the evil demon is sucking everyones brain juice to feed itself. Now the only person that can help Gary and Wyatt is the mysterious ""Repairman.""

Lisa zaps Wyatt out of existence to see what life would have been without him...and it doesnt seem too bad.

When Gary makes a wish under his breath to try eyeliner, Lisa overhears, but mistakenly hears that he wishes he could fly a jet liner. So Lisa zaps the boys into a plane, but when neither of them know how to land it, she saves the day. However, Lisa is not allowed to be seen by everyone, so Gary and Wyatt get all of the credit for the landing. The President would also like to throw a ball in their honor and present them with an award. Since the ball is high profile, they leave Lisa at home and head off. Lisa is hurt by the fact that the guys wont even allow her to attend, but she decides to go to the ball anyway. She meets the President and they fall in love. Unfortunately, the President doesnt seem to have enough time in his schedule for Lisa. So its up to the boys to talk to the President one on one and fix Lisas broken heart.

Gary, Wyatt, and Lisa all decide to go clubbing after hours and become ""creatures of the night."" Lisa turns them all into cool vampires, except the fact that they crave Yoo-Hoo instead of blood. Being vampires gives the guys new powers. They now have the ability to hypnotize people, which they enjoy using on cute women. The night turns out to be not so great when they find themselves with a real group of bloodsucking vampires. Principal Scampi and Chett are determined to stop the vampires and become vampire hunters.

Lisa gives the school a technological upgrade to fufill Wyatts wish. Unfortunately, Gary and Wyatt end up in a bad sci-fi movie plot from the 80s. In this school, zombie teenagers are having their hormones taken away by Future Scampi. Gary and Wyatt are considered outlaws and are hunted down by the team of hall monitors that Scampi has assembled.

After receiving too many memory-wipes from Lisa, Chett develops a brain callous that no longer allows his memory to be erased. This allows Chett to know about Lisa and the fact that shes a magical genie. Of course Chett wants to do harm instead of good. He immediately tries to lie, bully, and buy his way into getting his very own genie from the guys. Unfortunately, instead of a genie, he gets a nice ride to the insane asylum.

Chett swallows a very rare invitation (complete with directions) to an underground rave. So, Lisa miniaturizes herself, Gary, Wyatt, and a space ship. They take a ride inside of Chett in hopes of getting the directions back. Just as in ""Fantastic Voyage,"" Lisa, Wyatt, and Gary get to see way too much of Chett... The complete inside of him. However, during the trip, Chetts girlfriend Sharon breaks up with him, and Wyatt gets Post Miniaturization Stress-Syndrome, causing him to go mad. Wyatt tries to ruin the plans of the mission, and the ship ends up running out of oxygen. Lisa and Gary need stone cold Chett to cry, or else be trapped inside his body with no air.

Its Chett to the rescue when a shiftless genie arrives, sweeping Lisa off her feet and away from her friends. Why the heroics? Seems hes a tad smitten with the magical woman.

The search is on for the vandals who defaced Scampis portrait, turning Wyatt and Gary into fugitives from the law. But who is that mysterious, one-armed man?

Lisa helps bring Wyatts dream girl to life, but also whips up a monster intent on eating Chett and Gary.

As a way of dressing down Chet for his lecherous behavior, Lisa turns him into an exotic dancer in Vegas. But he turns the tables and proves he can strip with the best of them.

With Lisas "Bride Tracker," Wyatt finds his future wife. However, his intended isnt too intent on spending any time--much less forever--with the rushing groom.

Chett throws off the course of history when he goes time-hopping back to ancient Greece, where he touts himself as a mystical, beer-dispensing oracle.

Lisa seeks help from the "genie master" when she becomes discouraged by her faulty powers. Meanwhile, Wyatt and Gary become obsessed with a magic box.

Wyatts mom tries to be the fairest of them all by using a magic mirror to get rid of all of the pretty girls in town--including Lisa!

Lisa inadvertently gives birth to a junior genie in a misconceived attempt to teach Chett a lesson about responsibility.