Two Guys and a Girl

Pete, who has a big presentation to make in front of the museum board, might have accidentally swallowed an overdose of an allergesic Berg is testing out.

Pete, a huge Boston Celtics fan, is extremely jealous of Berg when Berg gets to sit on the bench with the Celtics. Berg tries to cheer him up by ""borrowing"" the Celtics championship banner.

Berg and Pete start a co-ed baseball team in order to meet more women. Bill, being their sponsor is led to believe that team is actually good and challenges one of his competitors to a game.

Berg throws 24 year-old Pete a fake 30th birthday party so he can meet a woman hes had a thing for years. Meanwhile, Sharon awaits a call back from a guy she really likes, unaware that he already has.

Berg gets suspicious of Pete when he always wants to deliver the pizza to 845 Arlington. So Berg makes the delivery for a change and discovers that its a gorgeous artist who paints with her nude body thats been making the orders. This leads Berg and Sharon to believe that Pete is cheating on Melissa with her.

Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Bergs dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg and that Berg is no longer in law school from Bergs father.

When Berg notices hes no longer first in his class he goes out to find who is. He finds out its a beautiful female co-ed, so he tries to get her get drunk so she wont be able to study for the test the next day.

Berg realizes that he once spent the night with Petes new love--and she also may have his name tattooed on her derriere.

Pete has to choose an elective course. He chose metallurgy but when Berg brought his course choice card in he changed it for a course in sports broadcasting. At first Petes mad at Berg but soon learns to enjoy it. Also Sharon tries to prove that her boyfriend isnt dumb.

Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when hes caught having sex with the boss daughter, Ashleys sister.

When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It turns out it is Oxford, Mississippi. Ashleys boyfriend says hell move to Boston so they can stay together. Pete and Johnny get jobs as limo drivers. Berg and Ashley finally kiss.

Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they shouldnt see each other anymore. She doesnt take very well and breaks down and cries. And for Sharon and Johnny because Sharon is jealous of Johnnys friend Sean when she finds that Sean is a woman.

Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. Berg brings Michael to the dog track to help him learn his fractions. Sharon asks Johnny to move in with her.

Sharon goes for a new job to impress her dad, but during a background check, her alma mater reports she never graduated due to tickets she thought the guys had paid.

Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. She agrees but just right after she leaves Berg and Petes apartment Ashley shows up to tell Berg that she broke up with Justin because Bergs the one she wants.

While Berg steps into the ring as a cut man for a boxer, Ashley, Pete and Sharon fight out their differences.

Pete quits his job at the pizza place and tries his hand at psychiatry. The job doesnt work out but he lands a job as a career counselor after he gets his career counselor a better job. It seems he can get a job but for other people. Ashley and Sharon start hanging out together and reveal secrets about Berg.

Sharon cant seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with ""Yes, in theory"" as its obvious shes not sure about marrying him but doesnt want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she cant speak a word of English.

Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is riding him too hard.

Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Sharon and Johnny compete with another couple to get an opening date for their wedding. Ashley bribes Pete so she can move in.

Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley moves in with Sharon and Johnny.

As Johnny tries to talk Sharon into moving to the basement studio, Ashley and Berg duke it out over her hunky new roomie. Meanwhile, Petes stalker keeps him guessing when she snatches a package meant for him

A musical trio narrates the tale of Sharon and Ashleys night of drunken bonding that lands Ash in Sharons wedding party. Meanwhile, Pete fails to clean up with a woman he meets at a laundromat bar.

Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix her own sink after insulting Johnny for his know-how in the "simpler" things in life.

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. Hes suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.

The guys at the firehouse find Petes make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Bergs invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that shes running a prostitution ring.

Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Sharon makes all the important choices, Pete is stressed when Marti gets into fireman boot camp before he does and they admit to each other that they like each other, Berg is depressed so he visits his parents only to discover that his mom threw his dad out because he cheated on her.

Berg and Irene race to bury any proof of their fling, while Johnny gives Sharon a post-wedding shock and Pete realizes that, for a firefighter, Marti is a cold, cold girlfriend.

Boston turns against Ashley after Pete leaks her link to Nomars rumored exit from the Red Sox; Berg begs Johnny to keep his secret fling with Irene under wraps when Sharon comes sniffing for the scoop.

Germ feeds Sharon a batch of bad advice about how to get Johnny to fix the home in a more timely manner. Meanwhile, Pete has Marti burning mad when he bugs her about their romance during a rescue.

Pete, Berg and Johnny try to get into a club but end up drinking beer outside a convenience store, after Jonny complains about the price of the beer in there. When they return later to the club with Germ none of them are allowed in, except for Germ. They then go back to to the convenience store but end up getting arrested for drinking in the street. Sharon finds out that Johnny doesnt wear his wedding ring and goes out with Ashley to the club to try and help Ashley find a man, and for Sharon to find Jonny so she can kill him. But they end up having a great time and get piles of phone numbers from single guys.

Ashleys leaky plumbing has Berg in search of sleep, Pete in hot water with Irene, and Johnny in talks with Sharon to maybe have a baby.

Johnny and Sharon are overjoyed when their fire trap of a house goes up in flames, until Pete gets a hot tip that the place was torched. Meanwhile, Berg has a hard time watching his newly single mom have some truly single fun with Ashley.

Bergs fling with Irene and Petes secret thing with Susan all come out during a party to honor one of their lusty ladies. Meanwhile, Johnny hides his money matters from Sharon.

A mishap has Berg racing Pete to the hospital to have his finger reattached--if they can get there without losing the damaged digit. Meanwhile, Sharon scores a spot in a shady law office; and Ashley uses Johnny for a psych experiment and comes up with some confusing conclusions.

Fate catches Berg unaware when he runs into a young woman whos not like the girl he knew in high school. Meanwhile, Sharon enlists Johnny to escort her to a business affair, and Ashley and Pete find themselves together---and enjoying each others company.

Irene sinks Bergs attempt to win her back by attending his work party on a yacht, where her dress gets more attention than he does. Meanwhile, Ashley ropes Pete into being her date in hopes of scoring a major fellowship she thinks Berg is going after.

A jealous Berg tries to get Irene back but ends up screwing it up again, as he wont leave her alone and keeps on having conflicts with Roger, her new mailman-boyfriend. Pete tries to convince Ashley to stay by spending more time with her and making her a picnic in the park, but he gets stood up becuse Ashley doesnt want to get involved with pete as shes moving, and it will end in heartache when she does leave. Johnny wants to spend more time with Sharon, so he helps Sharon serve a subpoena to a man who has a scary dog, and they spend the day together trying to get through the garden to his letter box