Alice

Alice falls for an ex-football player, who is now an actor.

Alice is mistakenly picked up by the five-0 for prostitution when she is performing in a nightclub.

A famous food critic dies in Mels Diner, which freaks out everyone.

When Alice helps Flo get a man, the Man tries to help himself to Alice.

Alice is proposed marriage from an old boyfriend from the old neighborhood.

Rose Hyatt comes to visit Alice and Tommy, much to Alices chagrin. And now shes talking about staying there....

Veras boyfriend might very well be a married man.

Mel leaves Alice and Flo his car when he goes on a trip, but Flo gets it totaled in an accident that is spread out over several blocks. Will they fix it time before Mel gets back? Nope, Mel comes home early and finds out about his car from an angry Hispanic neighbor!

A fake Gypsy is caught stealing the silverware by Alice, and she puts a curse on the gang.

Flos trailer is stolen, and Alice has the heart to let her stay at her house for a spell. The spell is broken when Alice finds out that Flo is an all-out slob and have unwelcomed visitors (Flos latest boyfriend, not roaches).

Alice unknowingly donates Mels old Navy Trophy to a rummage sale.

Alice gets her chance at stardom as a hamburger on a TV commercial for the diner.

A Native American who claims Mels diner is built on sacred ground refuses to leave.

Alices moonlighting job as a nightclub singer is taking its toll on her waitress job.

Alice suspects that a diner regular is really an incognito mobster.

Endearments replace the insults in Flo and Mels relationship after they attend an out-of-town game together.

When George Burns stops into Mels, Vera believes that hes actually the Deity he played in the movie Oh, God!

An amorous high-school basketball star starts putting the moves on Alice.

A pharmacist protesting food additives threatens to take his life in Mels Diner.

An investigative reporter seeks refuge in Mels Diner.

Alice mediates a squabble between a womanizing photographer (Desi Arnaz)and his fed-up wife (Janis Paige).

Mel wants to know whos stealing food and making long-distance phone calls from the diner.

Mel and the staff prepare for a bus load of hungry customers.

Everyones rattled when a Native American predicts an earthquake.

Mel sells the girls a car that wont start.

Vera meets a new boy friend at the movies, but refuses to bring him to the diner.

Flos night life interferes with her night-school studies.

Mel mistakes Alices intentions when she invites him for a family dinner.

Mel is unhappy because Alices second job — delivering singing telegrams — makes her late for the diner.

Tommy wants Alice to stop dating his school principal (Gary Collins).

Alices date gets two extra tickets to a celebrity ball and everyone wants to go.

Alice is angry when Tommy conducts his first romance on her telephone.

Vera is heartbroken after her boyfriend tells her that hes marrying someone else.

Mel tells the girls to ""stow it"" for the last time, then sells the diner to a humorless martinet.

Alice and Vera vie for a role in a production being cast by an attractive director(Fred McCarren).

Alice tries to bridge the rift between Flo and her father, who is now sorry for deserting the family when she was a little girl.

Alices sour reaction to Tommys matchmaking efforts threatens Mels new promotional gimmick which is free meals to customers if his waitresses dont smile.

Just one dance lesson and Tommy falls head over heels for his instructor, Vera.

Veras boyfriend objects to her sketching nude males in art class.

Things get hotter than Mels chili when Dinah Shore invites Mel to prepare his recipe on her show and bring along one, but only one waitress.

Vera asks Art Carney, a sixth cousin on her fathers side, to endorse Mels chili, so it can be marketed frozen as Chili con Carney.

Flo takes the wheel herself when she learns that her trucker beau has a female partner.

Mel installs a time clock which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday cleanup they used to do for nothing.

Tommy has his heart set on taking his girl to a formal Valentines dance and he needs a tuxedo.

A wealthy Houston restaurateur offers Flo a job she finds hard to refuse.

The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but shes scoring zero with Alice and Vera.

Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just before learning hell get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property.

Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager between Alice and Mel, she bets that he will kick Tommy out and Mel bets that Alice will snoop on her son.

After his safe is stolen, Mel rents the services of two very efficient guard dogs.

Mel may get his diner back if Belle can get Robert Goulet to perform for a Las Vegas casino owner but when it seems she cant get him, Alice steps in and impersonates him.

Against Alces expressed wishes, Mel secretly teaches Tommy how to take care of a school bully.

Mels mother is singing the blues because her husband of six months has just left her.

As the new manager of her apartment building, Alice has the unenviable task of locking out a delinquent fellow tenant, Belle.

The waitresses cut up a huge fish they find in the refrigerator, unaware that singer Jerry Reed had left it there until he could have it stuffed.

Tommy is cutting classes to pursue a singing career and his first job is singing at a juice saloon.

When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.

Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940s theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.

Vera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.

Determined to leave her mark on the world, Vera sets out to break the tap dancing endurance record.

On Halloween, Alices latest heartthrob asks her to shepherd his four kids for the evening.

Smooth operator Mel teaches his shy cousin, Wendell, how to score with Vera.

Mel becomes despondent when he realizes he has no heirs.

Alices spirit inspires a biker to recruit her as his ""old lady.""

Mel gives Tommy advice on how to charm the ladies, which Tommy promptly applies to Mels niece.

Mel has a beef with his mother who wants to publish his secret chili recipe in her new cookbook.

A book on building self-confidence inspires Vera to become ""the best little waitress in the world!"" Later, Mel leaves a newly confident Vera in charge of the diner.

To help Jolenes exhausted good buddy, the girls drive his rig to a mining town, blissfully unaware that theyre hauling dynamite.

Alices actress friend from New York persuades Tommy that he has a brilliant future on Broadway.

A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesnt reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mels Diner sign.

Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Alices meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughters Thanksgiving dinner.

Jolenes brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old cranks apartment catches on fire.

Afraid that hes lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

To steal a competitors secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Using Tommys marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns hes heading for bankruptcy.

Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel cant refuse but should.

Everyones up in the air over Jolenes maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.

A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.

Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.

After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.

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Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she wont pitch on his softball team.

When Alice chips a tooth eating Mels chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.

After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets hell score in the betting business.

Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.

A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she cant pry him away from it.

Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.

Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while hes dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.

Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.

At Elliots suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.

Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.

Veras secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and shes turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.

Whether Alice likes it or not, and shes not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.

Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.

On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.