PhoneShop

Manager Lances secret weapon, new recruit and graduate Christopher, looks like hes more likely to be a damp squib, so its up to Sales Professionals Ashley, Jerwayne and Janine to teach him some tricks of the trade, ensure that all threats are neutralised, all enemies defeated, and that every mug punter within five square miles gets locked down to the worst, most expensive mobile phone contract known to mankind.

The arrival of area manager and general wasteman, Razz Prince, at the store sets everyone on edge. And as if that isnt enough, someone has called Lance boring. The Store Manager attempts to prove to the staff that hes one of the most fun people on the high street. PhoneShop Sutton is also blessed with a visit from the High Streets biggest joker who gets the crew hyped up for a big night out.

For the first time in years, someone other than Little Gary Patel is in with a chance of being top salesman of the month. As the boys vie for position, Janine moons over her new boyfriend, Don.

Its Austerity Britain 2011 and times are hard and getting harder. With star salesman Little Gary Patel still detained at Her Majestys pleasure, the ever-resourceful sales staff of PhoneShop Sutton are feeling the pinch and something has to be done. As Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to make some extra money on the side, Shelley goes on the warpath, and Janine finds herself socialising with the cream of Croydon society.

A blast from Janines past forces Christopher into a very uncomfortable position, while Jerwayne deals with his furious ex-girlfriend. Elsewhere, Lance tries to take advantage of PhoneShop Suttons new-found fame.

As a Personality Greeter is added to the staff roster, and a busking saxophonist vies for Janines affections, Ashley realises a lifelong ambition. Meanwhile, Jerwayne finds that race can still be a barrier to love.

Things are looking up for Lance; hes found something very naughty in the shed and, after years of waiting, hes been admitted to the private members club of his dreams. Now all he needs to do is make it to the end of the day without anything going wrong...

Christophers charitable concern raises Jerwayne and Ashleys ire. Janine cant stop making fantastic decisions, while Lance is hiding from Shelley and her terrifying broodiness.

As a new shop opens on the high street, Jerwayne and Ashley believe theyre witnessing the green shoots of recovery in their love lives. Meanwhile, Janine is making Lance look fabulous, and Christopher is...