Cheers

Dianes teasing about his airhead women sends Sam looking for a date of a higher cerebral plane and an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.

Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him again.

Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers whos on the rebound from an unhappy love affair.

Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks, which lead to a startling confession from Carla about her youngest child.

Rick Walker, a friend of Sam, seeks his advice on how to end a losing streak.

The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent.

Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.

Cheers regulars fear the place may become a gay hangout after an old friend of Sams reveals his homosexuality on TV.

Sam enters Diane in the "Miss Boston Barmaid" contest without telling her.

Dianes mother turns up at Cheers with the news that Diane must marry before the next day or her mother will lose her share of Dianes fathers estate.

Dianes fascination with Sams older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

Carla goes on a maternity leave and is replaced by her supposedly shy and innocent sister.

Andy, the ex-con Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to Cheers to show off his acting ability.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some "fatal flaw" to find her attractive.

Coach becomes a slave driver when hes put in charge of Little League team.

Sam casually tells Diane he loves her and sends her deep into an introspective analysis of their relationship.

Sam lets a dying man tend bar just for fun, but the man leaves the bar patrons $100,000 in a paper napkin will.

Sam regrets asking Norm to do his taxes when the out of work accountant comes up with a five figure refund.

Cliffs know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

Sam lies to Diane about the weekend he has planned chasing snow bunnies in Vermont.

The regulars push Norm into pursuing an attractive new client who seems to be interested in him.

Sam commissions a portrait of Diane from an artist so obnoxious that he soon forbids Diane to continue posing for him, an order Diane wont accept.

Coach asks Diane to return to Cheers from her self-imposed ""vacation"" to help Sam, who has fallen off the wagon.

Cliff meets a woman during a costume party at Cheers that he likes very much, but hes afraid to see her again as himself.

Coach falls in love with a woman who dumps him after she wins a big lottery while Sam strikes out with her daughter.

Diane meets Frasiers mother, who quietly threatens to kill Diane if she doesnt leave Frasier alone.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

Sam meets one of Dianes intense friends, who has her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

The guys take Frasier on a ""snipe"" hunt in the woods after Diane asks them to include the psychologist in their masculine pursuits.

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography, but while Coach studies, Sam dates the teacher.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bissett before a certain date.

After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carlas ex-husband Nick Tortelli comes to Cheers asking Carla to take him back.

Diane announces that shes leaving Cheers to accompany Frasier to Italy and Sam throws her a going-away party.

Carla calls together her former classmates from St. Cletes School for Wayward Girls to plot revenge on their former sadistic principal whom she spots drinking at Cheers.

After the sad passing away of Coach, Sam hires a new bartender in Woody Boyd, Coachs pen pal who has moved to Boston. Frasier arrives back from Europe with the news that Diane left him at the altar for six months of decadent living across Europe and is now seeking renewal in a Boston monastery.

Diane fantasizes over an expensive coat left behind by a patron and agrees to go out with whoever claims it.

Diane spends a dark and stormy night worrying that Andy Schroeder has escaped and is out to kill her.

The guys at the bar feel sorry for Carla because nobody has responded to her newspaper singles ad. So they start sending her romantic responses from a fictional airline pilot.

Sam has to convince Woody to help Cheers win a bowling match with Garys Old Towne Tavern at a rival bar.

Sam is happy to be the subject of Dianes psychology term paper until he learns just exactly what the Don Juan syndrome is.

Sams ego is crushed when no one bids on his old baseball jersey during a public television auction.

Diane and Sam try to rebuild Frasiers shattered ego when he starts drinking too much.

Frasier has been out on a date with a fellow psychiatrist, Dr Lilith Sternin, but things didnt go too well. Frasier feels depressed, so feeling sorry for him, Sam arranges a date between Frasier and a woman he knows named Candy. But Sam and Diane get a surprise when Frasier proposes to Candy after just one date.

After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital.

A flying daredevil that Diane barnstormed with across Europe takes her and Sam for a ride and dies at 20,000 feet up.

Sam hires a new bartender and appoints himself as host/manager of Cheers. But when his new strategy goes belly-up and he is forced to return to the bar, somebody has to be fired.

Sam and Janets relationship is getting stronger and stronger whilst Diane gets more jealous. Janet suggests that Sam fire iane to sever all ties with his past, but Diane overhears and quits before he can fire her. Veras sister Donna is visiting the Petersons and Norm is worried that Donna will flirt with him like she did on her last visit.

We finally found out who Sams telephone proposal at the end of the last episode was to - Diane! But Diane fears that Sam is meerely on the rebound after breaking up with Janet, so asks him to repeat the proposal in a more romantic occasion, but when he does (on a boat), she refuses, causing Sam to make her walk the plank. Later Diane says she does want to get married, but Sam has now retracted the proposal.

Cliffs ecstatic when his mother decides to marry a wealthy man until the groom decides to give it all away to charity.

Cliff finds a reasonably priced older home for Carla to buy that turns out to be haunted.

Stung by Dianes attitude, Sam tries to impress her by getting reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in Boston.

The gang gathers at Carlas house for a Thanksgiving dinner of frozen turkey and overdone peas.

Woody delves into Sams legendary black book to find a date to impress his former girl friend, who is coming to Cheers to introduce her fiancé.

Sam proposes to Diane again and ends up charged with assault and battery when she turns him down again.

Diane and Carla console Loretta, who has caught Nick cheating on her. They counsel her to stand on her own two feet and leave Nick. When Nick comes into the bar to claim her back, a chivalrous Sam stands up for her. Nick takes that as a sign that Sam has stolen Loretta from him. So Nick threatens to steal the same from Sam, that being Diane. Nick makes an attempt to wine and dine Diane, then Loretta, then Carla and then any of the three who will give him the time of day. Meanwhile, Frasier, the chess expert, has met his match in simpleton Woody.

Carla and Eddie are now in a relationship. Ever since Carla blew him the kiss and Eddie let in that cheap goal, Eddie has been on a slump. The most superstitious couple ever, Eddie and Carla analyze Eddies life routine since the slump started, the only change in routine being Carla in his life. Not only does Carla come to the conclusion that she may be a jinx, but so does every one else in the bar. Carla has to decide to dump Eddie and have him regain his winning streak, or stay with Eddie at the price of the Bruins. Or is there another solution? Meanwhile, Diane is still at the trial and still talking to whoever will listen to her. Reminiscent of 12 Angry Men (1957), Diane stands alone in the jury as the dissenting voice thinking that the accused is guilty, comparing the relationship of the accused and his victim wife to Sam and herself. If she cant win in the court of law, she figures, out of a streak of good luck, that she can win outside the legal system.

On his postal route, Cliff is bitten by a dog, and decides to sue the owner for $200,000. Madeline, the dogs owner, ends up being a beautiful, voluptuous woman, but one that is up front about wanting to help Cliff despite the fact that she has little money. Cliff and Madeline start dating, the gang at the bar thinking that it only a ploy on her part for Cliff not to sue. Cliff realizes this is the case, but is still dating her in hopes of trading dropping the lawsuit for a roll in the sack. Madeline announces to everyone that her lawyer wants her to get Cliff to sign a waiver to absolve her of any responsibility, but she refuses to do so. Perhaps Madeline really does like Cliff. Or maybe shes got other methods of getting her way. Madeline and Cliff make it all the way to bed in a nice suite at the Ritz, when... Meanwhile, Diane is off on a Buddhist monastery retreat for a couple of weeks.

Diane badgers a noted British marriage counselor into seeing her and Sam for a pre-nuptial session, then refuses to heed his advice.

Norm elaborates on his new position with a top CPA firm and is caught in his little white lies when the gang decides to surprise him at work. Meanwhile Cliff finds a $20 note - and Woody has lost one.

Diane is haunted by the memories of the couple who lived a long and happy life together in the home she and Sam have purchased.

Sam returns to Cheers six months after he sold it to a large corporation to pursue a life of leisure on board a new boat. Now the boat has sunk and hes looking for a job.

Carla and Eddie plan to get married if they can get past superstition, Eddies mother, Carlas children, and Rebeccas nerves as she waits for her boss to show up at the bar.

The gang tries to convince Frasier that Rebecca desires him after he quarrels with Lilith and Rebecca replaces Sams picture with one of Robert Urich.

Cliff is opposed to selling out the family home so a convenience store can be built there, but his mother is all for the idea. Meanwhile, the gang tries to find out about Rebeccas college knickname- ""Backseat Becky"".

Woody meets an elderly woman while wearing his makeup for the role of Mark Twain, and begins dating her.

Cliff helps his girl friend improve her appearance then regrets it when all sorts start to hit on her, including Sam.

Woody tries to convince his friends that he got a small part on Spenser: For Hire and Cliff and Norm quarrel about a practical joke involving a chimpanzee.

Annie Tortelli fills in for Carla at Cheers and Mr. Drake makes Rebecca turn green by personally hiring a pretty young woman to work at Cheers.

Frasiers bachelor party turns out depressing and bleak while Liliths shower threatens to burst into flames.

Carla tries to conquer her fear of flying with Frasiers help and Rebecca waits tensely for a visit from a restaurant critic.

Rebecca decides to take Woodys suggestion of raffling off a Caribbean vacation to get the bar out of a slump.

The gang at Cheers declares war when rival bar, Garys Old Town Tavern, steals the trophy celebrating their one and only sporting victory in a bowling tournament.

A desperate Rebecca goes to extraordinary lengths for a moment alone with Evan Drake as he prepares to move to Japan.

Sam makes a rash promise to God that hell remain celibate if only someone else is the father of an old girl friends baby.

Sam goes to Mexico to open a new bar for the company, robbing Rebecca of her ""fiance"" and her only defense against the marriage proposal of her baby boss.

Norm tries to hide the fact that hes become an interior decorator.

The gang decides to take up sky diving as a diversion.

Cheers gets another chance of losing a contest to their cross-town rivals at Garys Old Towne Tap; this time the contest is for "Bostons Best Bloody Mary."

Cliffs loyalties are tested when his new ladylove, a fellow postal employee, commits a rule infraction on his behalf.

Lilith and Frasier practice their parenting skills on Carlas precocious six-year-old son.

Lilith persuades Frasier to give up everything urban and move with her to a cabin in the wilds.

Sam actually fakes a case of impotence to get close to a therapist Lilith and Frasier introduced to him.

Woody gets gambling fever and tension mounts as Carla waits for Eddie to surprise her on their second anniversary.

Rebecca accuses a respected authority on marital fidelity of making a pass at her.

Just as Rebecca fears for her sanity because of the erotic dreams shes been having about Sam, shes swept off her feet by multi-millionaire Robin Colcord.

The young woman Cliff turned in for stealing a Post Office vehicle returns from Canada with an offer that literally blinds Cliff.

Lilith spoils Rebeccas elaborately planned celebration of Cheers 100th anniversary by going into labor.

Frasier and the guys cringe over plans to attend his sons circumcision while Rebecca struggles to throw an interesting retirement party for a very dull corporate employee.

Rebecca and Sam are trapped overnight in Robin Colcords deluxe security apartment while the gang passes the time playing Monopoly.

Robin lends Sam and the gang his yacht race in a regatta, but the motley crew discovers a bomb in the refrigerator, right next to the beer.

Jeopardy makes an appearance in Boston, and Cliff gets on the show. The Jeopardy! round had all 6 categories Cliff specializes in, such as celebrities or the US Postal Service. But when Final Jeopardy approaches, he loses all his money putting a stupid response ""Who are three people that have never visited my kitchen?"" and becomes depressed afterwards. Meanwhile someone has stolen Sams little black book and started ringing all the girls in it.

The aftermath of their get together isnt all she hoped it would be, when Rebecca finds Robin with another woman.

Lilith goes on a talk show to promote her new book about men who are bad for women and takes along her prime example-Sam.

Carla and Eddies other widow Gloria become best buddies but the friendship is threatened when Carla learns the two-timer left $50,000 in insurance and Woody worries about a nude scene when hes cast in a revival of Hair.

Woody moons over the fact that Kelly is going to Europe to attend school and Norm suffers through being the designated driver for the evening.

Sam makes Rebecca jealous in many strange ways by telling her that he scored with Robins other girl friend, and Woody is flabbergasted when a girl answers his ad for a roommate.

Rebecca and Sam both have mixed emotions as they face the fact that Robin Colcord, after proposing to Rebecca, is arrested for insider trading based on information supplied by the once and future owner of Cheers.

Sam tries to beat Gary at his own game in a grudge basketball game by recruiting Boston Celtics star Kevin McHale as a substitute bartender at Cheers.

Rebecca is secretly very upset when one of Robins previous lovers goes public claiming to be his current affair.

Norm nearly has a cow when he hears that the Hungry Heifer is closing down, and mounts an all-out campaign to keep it going, while Rebecca frets over seeing Robin as he works in the street nearby as part of a road gang.

Sam initiates a feud with the new owner of Melvilles, the restaurant upstairs when snobbish restaurateur John Hill buys the building.

Woody gets hooked on a home television-shopping channel while Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier.

Carlas formidable mother demands on her deathbed that Carla name one of her children "Benito Mussolini."

Rebecca parties hearty to hide her second thoughts after Robin finally pops the question and Frasier develops a passion for the new sing-along machine.

Rebecca has trouble accepting the fact that she cancelled her wedding with Robin and Frasier translates Dickens classic prose into Boston vernacular.

Rebecca decides on a new goal in life and begins by flattering John Hill in an effort to get his lease for the bar.

Rebecca wants to serve Woodys chili in the poolroom despite Sams heartfelt objections.

Sams old baseball rival shows up to goad Sam into a final round on the mound, but Sam isnt too sure he wants to go.

Sam enters a whole new world when he babysits for Frasier and Lilith, and Woody worries about Kelly when she goes to work at Cheers as part of a school project.

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Sam and Rebecca each separately turn to the Drs. Crane for help in conceiving a baby.

Carla is reluctant to accept the crystal ball passed to her by the retiring psychic, Madame Lazora.

Cliffs girlfriend and mother take an instant liking to each other while Rebecca tries to entice Sam into some frozen fertility underwear.

Sam may have played his last prank when it appears that his Halloween trick may have killed his old nemesis Gary.

Sam gets upset when Carla gets sidetracked from revenge to romance with perennial nemesis John Hill.

Frasier has to face making out a will while Sam braces himself for bad news from Rebeccas fertility doctor.

Cliff and Norm help Frasiers low-esteem self-help group really help themselves and Woody trims Sams hair.

Sam finds a way to get even with John Hill. One of Carlas sons decides to become a priest.

Woodys cousin develops a crush on Rebecca and Cliff is very unhappy with the new postal uniforms.

The gang tries to bring Woody back to earth after a vacation in London with Kelly and her money.

Sam ponders a baseball comeback, but when he goes to play a few games he discovers most of the players are much younger and immature than he is. Theyre acting just like he used to, and Sam doesnt think he enjoys acting like that anymore. Meanwhile, back in Boston, Frasier loses Liliths favourite lab rat and tries to get an identical one before she returns.

The new owner of Garys Olde Towne Tavern lack a sense of humor and respond badly to Cheers latest prank.

Woody and Kellys wedding faces some funny obstacles, before and during the ceremony, including Sams flirtation with a German guest who turns out to be married, the priest dying and Kellys Uncle Roger having to perform the ceremony - but only if he is drunk, Rebecca having to ice the cake after insulting the kitchen staff, and Lilith having to sing to the guests in order to stop them, and Woody and Kelly, from finding out the disasters going on behind the scenes.

Rebeccas smoking gets her into big trouble when she accidentally starts a fire in the bar, and blames it on faulty wiring.

A slot machine is accidentally sent to the bar. Everyone is hooked on playing it, which for them is not a bad thing as the machine is paying out to everyone, that is except to Rebecca. She sees her losing streak on the machine as a metaphor of her life. Feeling sorry for her, Sam has the machine rigged to pay out to Rebecca to make her feel better. That act doesnt quite come out as planned. Fortunes seem to be on the upswing for Norm. A stint on a beer tasting survey panel parlays itself into a paid position at the brewery as a quality taste tester. Norm is in seventh heaven and doesnt even feel the need to get paid for such work.

Maggie returns to Cheers and Cliffie, this time claiming shes carrying his baby. Rebecca hires a hack songwriter to create a jingle for the bar.

Lilith informs Frasier that she wants to spend a year away from him, sealed in a biosphere with her lover. Frasier reacts to this like any trained psychiatrist - he steps onto the ledge of Melvilles and threatens to jump if Lilith leaves him. Lilith and Sam manage to talk him down, but Lilith insists their marriage is over. Once Lilith has gone, Frasiers friends rally round in support of him.

Cliff is convinced that his new neighbour is Adolf Hitler. If not for Ma standing up for him, Cliff would be evicted from the building for harassment. But Cliffs still not convinced as to his neighbours true identity. Meanwhile, Carla and John Allen Hill continue their love-hate relationship. However it has gone to a new level, to a love-hate-heart attack stage. Hill had a heart attack while they were making love. Seemingly indifferent to the heart attack since Hill is just a romp in the hay, Carla eventually breaks down in tears since "her boyfriend" had a heart attack. She suspects that the reason he did have a heart attack is she spurted out the words "I love you" to Hill.

Woodys parents get a gift for Kelly and Woody: small pet pig named Snuffles. Pet is somewhat of a misnomer as the Boyds, from a farming background, see Snuffles as Christmas dinner. Rebecca has an immediate connection with Snuffles as an animal. She wants to buy Snuffles after she hears about its ultimate fate. When Woody wont sell, Rebecca sets Snuffles free in the country. When Rebecca hears who ends up finding Snuffles, she sees the story as a Christmas miracle, until... Meanwhile, Sam starts dating Susan Metheny, the widow of Kirby, the man who bought Sams Corvette. Sam is only doing so as he wants his Corvette back at a reduced rate. Susan, a kindergarten teacher, is a nice, sweet, innocent, shy woman who is vulnerable at the best of times, let alone at this grieving point in her life.

The gang decide to watch an old Red Sox game on a classic sports channel, a game in which Sam played. As this game took place during one of his drunk years, Sam is unsure if he played well or made a fool of himself in the game. Since he finds out he pitched three innings in the game, he assumes he played well. After Sam makes a big deal about watching the game, Carla reminds him that that game was indeed not one of his finest moments. Sam does whatever he can to prevent the gang from watching it. Meanwhile, Norm is being audited. The auditor is Dot Carroll, a gravelly-voiced, chain-smoking, no-nonsense, scary tough broad. Norm, the ex-accountant, knows he can fudge his way through the audit even without legitimate receipts, but when his tricks dont work, he resorts to a tactic suggested by Carla: flirt. It works, much to Norms dismay, as Dot invites Norm back to her hotel room. But a faithful Norm now doesnt know what to do as Dot expects a sexual evening.

Eighteen year old Serafina, Carlas daughter, announces that she is pregnant and wants to marry the father, a retired police officer living off disability who she loves. After discussing the issue, Carla gives Serafina her blessing and her financial support for the wedding. With her connection to Hill, Carla manages to arrange for the ceremony at Melvilles - shes afraid of the bad wedding karma history at Cheers - and the reception at Cheers.

After returning to Boston only to discover Frasier in bed with Rebecca, Lilith comes to Cheers to seek Sams advice. Frasier comes after her, and Rebecca shows up as well to explain. Frasier says he cant take Lilith back after what she did - just as her lover, Dr Pascal, shows up and takes the gang as hostages unless Lilith returns to him. When Paul and John Allen Hill show up and also get taken as hostages, Lilith has to persuade Pascal to let them all go, and that she doesnt want to go back. Plus will she reconcille with Frasier?

Its the annual St. Patricks Day battle of sales between Cheers and Garys Olde Towne Tavern. Not only does Cheers lose the battle of the hi-jinx with an unsuspecting Woody taking the brunt of the battle, Cheers also loses the sales bet. Sam has finally had as much as he can take not only with the loss once again to Garys but performing the most humiliating task he and the guys have had to endure due to the loss. Sam threatens Gary and decides to pull out one of the biggest guns he knows: Harry the Hat. Sam asks Harry to devise and execute the ultimate plan to beat Gary. Harry refuses. Despite Carlas assertion to take matters into her own hands, Sam finally gives up permanently to Gary. When Sam goes over to Garys to wave the final white flag, he witnesses in horror what he believes is Carlas master plan. But what he witnesses is part of a deal Gary made with Rutherford Cunningham, who Sam knows better by another name.

When City Councilman Kevin Fogarty comes to Cheers on his re-election campaign spouting a whole lot of political nothings that nonetheless woos the crowd, Frasier bets the gang that he can even get a trained monkey on the ballot and garner 10% of the vote. Without a trained monkey in sight, Frasier chooses Woody as a good surrogate. Frasier does indeed get enough signatures to get Woody on the ballot. Woody helps his own political cause when Holly Matheson, a local reporter covering the City Hall beat, mistakes Woodys farm talk as an analogy for the problems of City politics. In an early poll, Woody garners 8% popular support, enough for the gang to concede defeat to Frasier.

After Woody, Kelly and her father Lloyd arrive at Cheers talking about classical music (theyd been to a symphony), Rebecca joins in the conversation and impresses Lloyd. He invites her to a society function. Rebecca thinks it is a date and is thrilled to bits - but is in for a shock when she arrives. Meanwhile Esther Clavin has been put in a retirement home by Cliff, but whilst Cliff feels guilty, the others think he has murdered his mother.

Whilst watching the National Cable Ace Awards, the gang sees ex-waitress Diane Chambers winning the award for best writing in a mini-series. This leads to Sam calling Diane to congratulate her, and to find out that she is married and has children. Sam tells her Diane that he too has a wife and kids, and invites Diane and her husband to visit them. Sam strongly believes Diane is lying and becomes really shocked when she walks into Cheers the following day to meet Mrs Malone. Meanwhile Rebeccas boyfriend Don proposes to her and she accidently says no, ends up heartbroken and agrees to play Sams wife to fool Diane. Sam and Rebecca have dinner with Diane and her husband, Reed Manchester. During the dinner Don arrives and proposes to her again, and this time she manages to say yes! They leave the dinner, and Sam thinks he must look like a fool. Then Dianes husband turns out to be a fake when *his* husband Kevin appears!

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