Bo' Selecta!

Comedy involving celebrity stalker Avid Merrion, and a whole host of \celebrities\.

2002 HD United Kingdom English

Leigh Francis Ozzy Rezat

Comedy

surreal sketch comedy

S1E1 - Avid Loves... Davina 2002-09-06

Avid Merrion gives a tour around his studio flat, where his dead mother, Angelika, is in a wardrobe and Craig Phillips is chained up in a cupboard. Michael Jackson introduces his family. The Bear interviews Liberty X in his treehouse on Hampstead Heath. Mel B advertises her new book. Craig David provides an insight into 7 days of his life. David Blaine performs street magic for some lucky shoppers. Avid harasses Jade Goody in the street, then interviews Davina McCall.

S1E2 - Avid Surprises... Penny 2002-09-13

Britney Spears tells us what she does on her day off. Enrique Iglesias berates Gareth Gates for his drunken behaviour. The Bear interviews Tess Daly. Michael Jackson and his assistant Bubbles (Caroline Flack) compete in blind boxing. Elton John learns to use the internet. Craig David takes on the world of medieval jousting. David Blaine helps a woman overcome her fear of chickens. Avid surprises Penny Smith in her dressing room on the set of GMTV.

S1E3 - Avid Stalks... Michael 2002-09-20

John Lennon comes back to life and visits his widow Yoko Ono. The Bear interviews Terri Dwyer. Michael Jackson goes ice skating naked with chickens instead of skates. Avid meets Michael Ball in HMV to get his autograph and invites Vanessa Feltz to his flat for his mothers birthday party. Craig David visits the Hawk Conservancy Trust.

S1E4 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree 2002-09-27

Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avids odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.

S1E5 - Avid Oozes Over... The Hollyoaks Babes 2002-10-04

Destinys Child go to a beauty salon in Bradford on their day off, where Beyoncé angrily criticises her bandmates. Michael Jackson dives with a chain around him, and has oranges hit at him by Bubbles. The Bear interviews Sarah Cawood. Avid meets Ethan Hawke at a book signing at HMV and sneaks into the British Soap Awards, where he meets several cast members, kissing a few of them. Craig David is expecting to film a music video, but it is cancelled.

S1E6 - Craig David's Homecoming 2002-10-11

David Blaine tries to stay in a suspended ice block for a week; while Craig David comes home to Leeds and introduces his friends and family.

S2E1 - Avid's Back... Back Again 2003-06-06

Jade Goody gives birth to a new baby; Craig David begins a sold-out tour; Katie Price airs an argument between members of The Spice Girls and Girls Aloud; Michael Jackson offers P. Diddy the chance to duet with him; Avid attends a celebrity football game where he meets Rod Stewart, and Gareth Gates has a weird encounter with Justin Hawkins.

S2E2 - Avid Makes Love to... t.A.T.u. 2003-06-13

David Beckham joins the Disney Club; Craig David runs into Michael Jackson and Martin Bashir on his world tour; Katie Price expresses upset over One True Voices split; The Bear interviews Jennifer Ellison; Ricky Gervais surprises shoppers with an outbreak of dancing; Dale Winton goes live on GMTV; and Avid comes face to face with t.A.T.u. at an HMV signing.

S2E3 - Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq 2003-06-20

Avid is arrested for stalking Vanessa Feltz; Craig David goes on a promotional tour for his new single; David Beckham learns how to ride a bike; Michael Jackson tries out some new international cuisine; The Bear interviews Kerry Katona; Ant & Dec find out what their latest task on Saturday Night Takeaway is; and Avid has dreams of meeting Mis-Teeq.

S2E4 - Avid Meets... Westlife 2003-06-27

Avids dream of meeting his heroes, Westlife, finally comes true; Keane surprise Avid with a visit; and Trisha Goddard helps out a group of motorists in distress.

S2E5 - Avid Goes to the... Movies 2003-07-04

The Bear interviews Edith Bowman; Avid attends the movie premiere of Charlies Angels: Full Throttle; and former Take That member Mark Owen makes an unexpected appearance.

S2E6 - Avid vs..... Meatloaf 2003-07-11

The bear interviews Vernon Kay; Avid goes behind-the-scenes at Party in the Park; Meat Loaf challenges Avid to a sing-off; and Kylie Minogue finds herself caught in a bidding war for her old underwear.

S2E7 - Avid on the... Radio 2003-07-18

The Bear interviews Davina McCall and Dermot OLeary on the set of Big Brother; Michael Jackson scatters Barry Whites ashes; Mel B gives a guided tour of her house; and Avid finally comes face-to-face with Chris Moyles.

S2E8 - Craig David's Doppelganger 2003-07-25

Craig David discovers he has a doppelganger; David Sneddon gives his first live performance since Fame Academy; and Richard Madeley reveals details of his first encounter with Judy Finnigan, and how her ample assets have made his life brighter.

S3E1 - Avid and the... Spice Girl 2004-06-18

Avid gives a tour of his new chat show set and the people who work there, and he also interviews Emma Bunton; Paul McKenna is interviewed by The Bear; Mel B and Patsy Kensit share a house in a spoof of The Odd Couple, and Craig David starts filming his new video diary.

S3E2 - Avid and the... Australian 2004-06-25

Michael Jackson starts a protest on the prison roof in Doin Porridge; in The Odd Couple, Mel B annoys Patsy Kensit in the bathroom; The Bear goes to the pub with Bob Mortimer; and Avid interviews Peter Andre.

S3E3 - Avid Learns How to... Be Cool 2004-07-02

Avid tries to entertain Jack Osbourne with an afternoon in the Jacuzzi; and Keith Lemon has a proposition for Avid.

S3E4 - Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine 2004-07-09

The Bear becomes an agony aunt with Phil Vickery and Fern Britton on the This Morning set. Nick Cotton and Kat Slater argue in the laundrette in Eastendings; Craig David has trouble with his PR Manager; in The Odd Couple, Mel B and Patsy Kensit talk about the size of their breasts; and Nadine gives a live performance of her new single.

S3E5 - Avid Becomes Obsessive with... Nadine 2004-07-16

Avid interviews Sean Pertwee on his talk show set; The Bear goes camping with Lisa Stansfield in The Bears Showbiz Tail, and Nadine returns to the studio to perform "No Limit".

S3E6 - Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome 2004-07-23

In Doin Porridge, Michael Jackson has some recreation time in the prison yard; The Bear and Jonathan Ross rehearse for "Bear: The Movie"; Avid meets Suranne Jones and Samia Ghadie on the set of Coronation Street; Craig David edits his new video for "Soda Pop" in the new segment of his video diary, and Mel B looks after Patsy Kensit when she is ill in The Odd Couple.

S3E7 - Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes 2004-07-30

Avid interviews to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne about their daughter, Kelly; in Eastendings, Kat Slater has a run in with Sonias Dad, and the show then experiences technical difficulties caused by The Bear; Craig David throws a party for his single "Soda Pop"; its Psychotherapy Day for Michael Jackson in Doin Porridge; and in The Odd Couple, Patsy Kensit and Mel B exercise to a work out video.

S3E8 - That One With Lots of Guests 2004-08-06

Avid interviews a number of celebrity guests, including Myleene Klass, Vernon Kay, Dermot OLeary and Craig Phillips.

S3E9 - The Bear Takes Over 2004-08-13

The Bear takes over as host, and starts a band with James Bourne and Charlie Simpson from Busted; Craig David "Checks It Out" with Derek Acorah, searching for ghosts in a haunted mansion; Kat Slater has an argument in the garage in Eastendings; while Patsy Kensit gets drunk and thinks she has feelings for Mel B in The Odd Couple.

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