The Goodies

The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters beef.

The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.

The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.

The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.

The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

Tims crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britains art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isnt as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Womens Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graemes new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

Tims Uncle King Arthur (actually Arthur King, but appearing as King, Arthur in the phone book) is away on holiday and the Goodies have to look after his home, firstly turning it into a tourist attraction, then having to defend it from the clutches of the local town planner.

A bad experience with the hospital system forces the Goodies to become doctors themselves and attempt to fix up the health system with the help of Graemes magic elixir.

Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies office and his penchant for potholing soon finds them stuck inside the stomach of a tyrannosaurus rex.

A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans and convert their disused railway station office into a car.

A job to dispose of a harmless can of tomato soup for an American military base sees the whole British population turned into clowns and ripe for an invasion by US troops.

An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.

The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his freedom. The trio realise that they can no longer keep such a magnificent beast in captivity, and release him. But who should they get to replace him?

The Goodies answer an advert for a little light housekeeping and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an overgrown lamp post.

Bill is fired from the Goodies newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.

With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.

The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of fun to be banned, requiring a civil uprising and a puppet government.

Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.

Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers era - cricket.

Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.

The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bills Rest of the World team.

Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.

The Goodies find themselves living next door to Snow White and the seven dwarfs.

Bill the soccer hooligan is in fine form as Tim becomes Chief of Police in a bid to stamp out such boorish conduct, with football then becoming so boring that its fans flock to the ballet instead.

Bills 40th birthday makes the Goodies decide to close the business due to old age.

Graemes pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim sets up a protection society, while Graeme cruelly puts the strays to work.