The Dick Van Dyke Show

The misadventures of a TV writer both at work and at home.

1961 HD 30min United States English

Carl Reiner Dick Van Dyke Mary Tyler Moore Rose Marie Morey Amsterdam Larry Mathews

Comedy Family

sitcom writer

S1E1 - The Sick Boy and the Sitter 1961-10-03

Alan Brady is throwing a party at his penthouse for a few of the network executives and he wants the writing staff to attend. Unfortunately for Rob though Laura thinks Richie is on the verge of being sick and wants to stay home. Rob is certain hell be okay and wants to get a babysitter but hes having a hard time convincing Laura.

S1E2 - My Blonde-Haired Brunette 1961-10-10

Rob has only one day off from work and Laura is upset that Rob wont eat with her or do anything but sleep until 11am. Laura tells him he got about 7 seconds worth of sleep! (She set the clock ahead two hours!) Laura worries she is getting old (because of gray hair Rob found). In the office Rob tells Buddy and Sally the problem, but Rob has no idea what he and Laura fought over (She was crying to hard) Rob thinks over what may have made Laura cry. Rob calls her to say ""I Love You."" Laura tells Rob not to come home for an hour. (Millie ran out the hair color she use it all last week.)

S1E3 - Sally and the Lab Technician 1961-10-17

Laura tries to get Thomas (her cousin) and Sally together, but when Sally arrives Thomas doesnt get to say much, Thomas likes Sally anyway!

S1E4 - Washington vs. the Bunny 1961-10-24

Rob and Laura Recall how they met.

S1E5 - Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced 1961-10-31

While clearing out the bedroom closet, Rob finds his old army boots, bringing back memories of how he and Laura first met.

S1E6 - Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo. 1961-11-06

Rob runs into Harrison B. Harding but Rob doesnt recall who he is. Harrison knows everything about Rob which bothers Rob greatly. So the Harrisons come to dinner, Rob thinks Harrison may be a con man. Ritchie tells Harrison where Robs wrist watch is. Rob calls the police to report a possible robbery (it has not happened yet) So in order to find out more Rob listens with the glass up against the wall (the wrong end of it which cause Rob to get Tomato Juice in his ear.) When the police come Harrison explains he needed the watch to correct the spelling of Petrie (Harrison forgot to add the letter e.)

S1E7 - Jealousy! 1961-11-07

Jerry plants seeds of mistrust in Lauras mind when he learns that Valerie Blake, the beautiful movie star, will be guesting on The Alan Brady Show. Laura doesnt listen to him until Rob begins a string of late night work sessions. Soon Lauras jealousy begins to grow and Rob will have to work just as hard to convince Laura that nothing is going on between he and Valerie Blake.

S1E8 - To Tell or Not to Tell 1961-11-14

Rob wonders if Laura will go back into show business after someone is ill.

S1E9 - The Unwelcome Houseguest 1961-11-21

Buddy and his wife cant take their German Shepherd, Larry, with them on a three-day weekend. Buddy wants Rob to keep Larry for the weekend, but Rob refuses because he hasnt talked it over with Laura. The next time we see Rob, hes trying to sneak Larry into the house. Ritchie is afraid because he thinks that Larry is a wolf and Laura cant sleep because Larry is crying. What is Rob to do?

S1E10 - The Meershatz Pipe 1961-11-28

Robs not as impressed with Buddys new Meershatz pipe as he is with the fact that it was a gift from Alan Brady. Not just impressed but envious as well. After all, he is the head writer of the show and begins to feel as if he isnt needed. Getting sick and having to miss work for several days doesnt help his insecurities.

S1E11 - Forty-Four Tickets 1961-12-05

Rob trips over a toy that Ritchie to pick up he even forget the Bridge night! Rob has also asked the PTA to come to a taping of The Alan Brady Show Mrs. Billings (Eleanor Audley) president of the PTA comes by to get the 44 tickets, Rob forgot to get the tickets! Now Rob has a few tickets. Mel gives Rob 6 tickets leaving 4 the U.N. (Mels U.N.) Rob calls home thinking his wife is on the phone and asks (Ritchie) if could speak to mom. Rob goes to say 43 can go in and 33 cant go in. Rob buy a ticket (last weeks) for 50 cents. Rob has 31 tickets and starts telling the PTA he didnt get all the tickets. Mel tells Rob there are no tickets, the PTA will be in the show!

S1E12 - Empress Carlotta's Necklace 1961-12-12

Rob buys Laura a hideous necklace but Laura cant bring herself to tell Rob how she really feels about it. When Rob invites his parents to see the necklace, his mother has a surprising reaction.

S1E13 - Sally Is a Girl 1961-12-19

Rob takes Lauras advice when Laura shows Rob how to treat Sally like a lady after seeing her treated like a guy. Laura doesnt realize what trouble she causes! Rob hopes Lauras plan to get Sally a man works. Buddy & Mel talk about Sally & Rob going out to lunch leaving Buddy and Mel to believe Rob could be dating Sally behind Lauras back!

S1E14 - Buddy, Can You Spare a Job? 1961-12-26

Ritchie asks the age old question Where Do I Come From? Rob and Laura tell the story.

S1E15 - Where Did I Come From? 1962-01-03

Rob recalls the hilarious events leading up to Ritchies birth when Ritchie asks the inevitable question.

S1E16 - The Curious Thing About Women 1962-01-10

Rob uses Lauras habit of opening his mail as the basis for a sketch on The Alan Brady Show.

S1E17 - Punch Thy Neighbor 1962-01-17

Laura Millie and Jerry are watching the latest episode of The Alan Brady Show, Jerry tells everybody including the police officer who comes by to ask for tickets that show was bad. Rob takes Millies advice (after Rob asks if everybody wants more coffee & Millie tries to Jerry to stop joking) pours hot coffee on Jerrys pants! Ritchie comes home and says Jerry got punched in the nose by Rob. Rob later tells Laura that he didnt punch Jerry in the nose. He later hears a waitress say she liked the show. Jerry tells everybody at the restaurant the show was bad (forcing Rob to hit Laura in the nose (with a fingernail!)

S1E18 - Who Owes Who What? 1962-01-24

Laura wants to get ahead on paying taxes and tries to ask Rob about a $25 check while he is watching a boxing match and is mad because he missed the punch. Rob tries to figure out how to ask Buddy to pay him $25. Rob lies to Laura by saying Buddy paid the money back. While Jerry & Rob play chess Jerry says Rob should do a show on it to give Buddy the hint (to pay Rob back) Buddy think Rob owes him. Keep in mind the debut should have been paid 6 months ago!

S1E19 - The Talented Neighborhood 1962-01-31

Rob and Laura find Ritchie eating breakfast and reading the paper! Rob is happy his son can read, which gives Rob an idea to test Ritchies IQ (how smart he is) Laura calls Rob to say she heard Ritchie say a bad word. Rob wants to talk to his son about saying bad word. Ritchie has trouble understanding the difference so he goes and brings his little blackboard out with the word in question, Rob then asks Ritchie not to say the word. Sally and Buddy are working on a joke but all Rob can think of is the dirty word Ritchie said. Rob calls the Kirks to complain about the words Tommy (their son) uses. When the Kirks come over Rob and Laura learn that Mr. Kirk is a Minster!

S1E20 - A Word a Day 1962-02-07

Ritchie is starting to learn some new words. He says a bad word to Laura in the car. She thinks ignoring it is the best course, but Rob wants to have a "man-to-man" talk with Ritchie. Rob also wants to confront the family that he assumes is responsible for Ritchie learning the bad words, but that could prove embarrassing.

S1E21 - The Boarder Incident 1962-02-14

Rob is Father of The Week Ritchie doesnt want his dad there, because Rob wont be able to show anything on how to write comedy. Rob think he will get an award, but he has to speak to kids for 30 minutes. Rob finds that explaining comedy to little kids is going to be hard! Mrs. Given doesnt makes things easier when she keeps talking about a parent (who was a jet airline pilot) Rob tries to answer why people are made to laugh, He does movements to have the kids figure out what he doing.

S1E22 - Father of the Week 1962-02-21

Rob & Laura find Sally at the door to introduce them to Randy Twizzle (Sally found him at the bowling alley.) They learn how to Twizzle at the bowling alley along with the staff of the show! Mel tells Randy he can do the dance on the show! Laura sets the table but cant stop doing the Twizzle. Sally and Buddy have dinner with Rob and learn that Randy may not do the show because an agent talked to him but Randys dad wants Randy to do something like a song along with the Twizzle. Randy was worried he worried that he worried that he would be known for the Twizzle.

S1E23 - The Twizzle 1962-02-28

Sally drags the entire gang to a bowling alley when she discovers a new dance sensation thats sure to sweep the nation.

S1E24 - One Angry Man 1962-03-07

Rob gets called for jury duty. Unbeknownst to Rob, Laura attends the trial. The defendant is an exotic dancer. Is she really innocent as only Rob believes? Is Rob going to be in a lot of trouble when he gets home?

S1E25 - Where You Been, Fassbinder? 1962-03-14

Sally doesnt have a date for her birthday, then an old friend from high school (Leo Fassbinder) calls. Sally invites Leo to her apartment for a quiet evening, but Rob, Laura, Buddy and Mel think Leo is just a made up friend and plan to bring a loud party to Sallys apartment.

S1E26 - I Am My Brother's Keeper 1962-03-21

Rob tells Jerry that Stacey sleep walks, there is one problem Stacey needs to be awake to audition for Alan Brady. Rob plans a party for Stacey to see if he will make it on the show. Will Alan be there? Mel is asked to go to Robs house but Alan will need to give up his poker game.

S1E27 - The Sleeping Brother 1962-03-28

Robs shy brother Stacey has a problem. Hes a somnambulist! And Staceys a great performer when hes asleep. How can Rob get Stacey to perform a great audition for Alan Brady while Stacey is awake?

S1E28 - The Bad Old Days 1962-04-04

Rob is having dinner with Mr. Bermont there is a problem Sol Pomeroy shows up unannounced Rob tries to tell Sol that the dinner for four people (Sol invites more people to even up the dinner party instead of leaving) Rob finds his boss rather odd because he doesnt eat before a meal or drink. Sol calls Robs boss a sucker, Laura and has to figure out how to feed six people, Mr. Bermont comes in hurt after hitting his head on the car.

S1E29 - Sol and the Sponsor 1962-04-11

Rob faces a dilemma when a rambunctious old army pal must be told he cannot attend a special dinner party that the Petries are throwing to make an impression with an Alan Brady Show sponsor.

S1E30 - The Return of Happy Spangler 1962-04-18

Laura meets Happy Spangler who guesses who she is married to. Rob got his first job from Happy. Rob offers Happy a job to help Buddy and Sally write the show but doesnt feel he can do it. The gang quickly gets tired of Happy. Rob has to let him go because Happy cant come up with a joke.

S2E1 - Never Name a Duck 1962-09-26

Mel brings a box of toys from last weeks show. Rob takes a baby ducks home and doesnt want to see them because she will fall in love with them. Ritchie names the ducks Oliver and Stanley. Rob takes Stanley to the vet because the duck is sick Ritchie learns that Stanley went back to the lake and met Olivia. Rob tells Ritchie that Oliver died because his needs werent met (like taking him to the lake) Ritchie asks he can bring a wedding gift to Stanley & Olivia.

S2E2 - The Two Faces of Rob 1962-10-03

The staff has trouble coming up with a joke. Rob wonders would a wife recognize her husbands voice if he changed it? Rob does that hoping to trick Laura (he manages to trick himself!) Laura dresses up and gives Rob an Italian dinner. Laura continues to let Rob suffer, Now Rob calls as the other man asking Laura for a date at an Italian place at 4:30 thinking she wont go but she does! Laura gets a call thinking its Rob again on the phone when it is someone else.

S2E3 - The Attempted Marriage 1962-10-10

Rob wants to have more sleep, Ritchie comes in with a tray and wants it read to him. This leads Rob Ritchie the problems of getting married they spend time figuring out the day. Laura is at church, Rob wonders if he should marry Laura. Rob is late to his wedding due to the Jeep not starting and wondering if he should go through with it. Rob tries to get the Jeep going and he hops to the church with a broken ankle. Laura comes back ready to her the story. Rob and Laura hope to marry next Sunday, when they do Rob is sick and says, ""I Do"" at the wrong time and makes Laura leave! (he is so sick he has trouble understanding what is being said)

S2E4 - Bank Book 6565696 1962-10-17

Laura has a bank account Rob thinks the money will go to his birthday present that he really wants to finds gets a shock when he finds out it is a sports shirt. Buddy & Sally give Rob a movie screen that wont go with the projector that really wanted. Rob gets mad because Laura has her ""own"" money, Laura tells Rob the idea come from her mom who gave her dad his own room after 25 years of marriage!

S2E5 - Hustling the Hustler 1962-10-24

Buddy is about to lose 25 cents for every time he insults Mel. Buddys brother Blackie drops by, faking his way through pool (he really knows how to play!) so much so that Rob and Blackie play for $300! The bet gets higher as Rob figures out that his playing with a real pool shark! Rob wonders how can give $300 of soda crackers. Blackie now sells real estate! Rob is about to find he married a real pool shark!

S2E6 - My Husband Is Not a Drunk 1962-10-31

Rob invites Glenn Jameson over to see if post hypnotic suggestions will work on Buddy (who says they wont work) Glenn tries to make Buddy drunk, Ritchie wants a glass of water, which hits Rob and makes him, drunk (due to a bell ringing) Rob is still under even after Glenn leaves! Rob has really hard day at work and wears his suit inside out and gets Marge (who is on the phone) caught in his coat. He forgets that typewriters also have bells and messes up the joke!

S2E7 - What's in a Middle Name? 1962-11-07

Ritchie wonders what the ""R"" in his middle name stands for (Rose Bud) Rob and Laura figure out how to explain how he got Rose Bud for a middle name, it started when Laura tells Rob she is going to have a baby. Ritchie learns he has 7 middle names! (which spell out Rose Bud)

S2E8 - Like a Sister 1962-11-14

Rob thinks Rick Vallone isnt right for Sally and tries to make him drunk (Sally hates drunks) and asks Rick to fall in love with Laura. Laura is always to smart for Rob and he realizes love is too hard to break.

S2E9 - The Night the Roof Fell In 1962-11-21

Rob comes home mad because the script needed a rewrite, Buddy was late & Sally left early. Rob leaves mad and goes for a walk. Laura wants a chance to talk to somebody so Millie listens not quite sure what they fought about.

S2E10 - The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally 1962-11-28

Rob worries that Buddy & Sally arent his friends & falling in love with each other. Rob calls Buddy at home and Pickles and thinks Buddy picked up the phone. Now Rob has proof (or so he thinks) that Buddy are working on another show. They are doing a nightclub act on the side.

S2E11 - A Bird in the Head Hurts 1962-12-05

Ritchie thinks a woodpecker attacked him. He goes to hide again, Millie is the only one that can prove Ritchie was attacked by the bird. Rob calls everyone he hopes can kill the bird and finds the Game Warden can kill it. Rob tries to catch the bird. Rob finds out that Ritchies hair is used for a nest! Ritchie sends extra hair for the nest.

S2E12 - Gesundheit, Darling 1962-12-12

Rob, Laura, Jerry & Millie are playing cards, when Jerry thinks Rob might be sneezing because he keeps losing a game. Rob thinks he could be allergic to Laura. Rob goes to the doctor to find out he could be allergic to his wife!

S2E13 - A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own 1962-12-19

Rob bites some chicken and breaks a tooth but feels bad when another dentist fixes the tooth. He worries that Jerry wont be his friend. Rob tries not to show his teeth. Jerry isnt mad at Rob.

S2E14 - Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra 1962-12-26

Rob recalls the time Mrs. Billings asked him to direct the variety show, which centers on Cleopatra. Rob soon finds that getting someone to play the role is very easy when Jerry suggests Laura do the role. Rob feels uncomfortable that she kisses another man. Laura gives up the role and soon agrees to do another variety show again.

S2E15 - The Cat Burglar 1963-01-02

Rob & Laura read about a cat burglar and wants his picture in the paper. A noise is heard & Rob takes the gun but cant find the bullets! Laura puts them in her Jewelry box!

S2E16 - The Foul Weather Girl 1963-01-09

Laura has a problem when a girl asks for help in lading a role on the show. Lauras problems get worse as Janie tells Laura how far they go back in high school and she is single. Laura gets mad when Rob works nights with Janie, She begins to thank Mel and not Rob.

S2E17 - Will You Two Be My Wife? 1963-01-16

Rob has left a manuscript of a book that tells about Rob engaged to someone else. Rob is also in love with Laura, he has to tell her that he is engaged to Dorothy (thats Rob asked for two three day passes) hoping he could tell Dorothy that he wants to marry Laura. Buddy and Sally read the manuscript in secret hoping Rob wont catch them reading it. Rob says Dorothy is 75% sexier than Laura. Dorothy gets mad that she wont be married to him. Rob comes in with aching feet wanting Buddy & Sally to read it!

S2E18 - Ray Murdock's X-Ray 1963-01-23

Rob is asked to go on The Ray Murdocks x-ray Show unaware that he will make Laura sound crazy When Ray changes the topic and wont Rob correct his mistake on air and has to keep Laura from watching the show. Rob has the TV fixed (even though it is fine) Laura finds out Rob is on the show in 5 minutes!

S2E19 - I Was a Teenage Head Writer 1963-01-30

Mel wants the gang to rewrite a 17minute joke, Rob walks out on his job and is angry that Buddy & Sally didnt quit. Rob recalls the time he joined the show as head writer. Buddy makes fun of Rob. Rob acts like a car hopping to get Buddy & Sally to like him. Alan likes what Rob wrote along with Buddy & Sally. Rob learns Buddy & Sally quit

S2E20 - It May Look Like a Walnut! 1963-02-06

In this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a creature named Kolac.

S2E21 - My Husband Is a Check-Grabber 1963-02-13

Rob and Laura are going home from dinner and Rob has no idea why she is mad. Laura worries that Rob ""buys"" love. Rob asks if he can pay a house payment so that Laura wont think he has fallen in love with the bank. Laura is glad Rob didnt pay the check, Rob finds one of his faults so he traded toys to make people like him.

S2E22 - Don't Trip Over That Mountain 1963-02-20

Rob wants to go skiing, Laura worries that he will hurt himself (she dreamed he hurt his body) Lauras dream comes true. The phone rings 6 times that means Rob had an accident. Rob tells Jerry that the only part of him that doesnt hurt is his lips! Rob plans to ""hide"" his body from Laura.

S2E23 - Give Me Your Walls! 1963-02-27

Rob wishes he could draw a horse so he draws one on paper but doesnt watch where he draws because he ends up drawing on the wall! Rob tries to find something to take the ink off, but makes things worse. So Rob and Laura hire a painter that once came by looking for work. Laura gets out her endless pile of cards until they find Vito Giottos card. They are soon in for shock they find out that Vito likes to make a job long (5 days long) because he loves the walls! There is a little problem Vito likes to get started at 5:30 am! Rob and Laura to figure out how to rid themselves of Vito and cant because Rob looks like a priest. Vito charges Laura and Rob $500 dollars for his wok, He doesnt want to be paid yet because he promises Ritchie he would do some magic tricks.

S2E24 - The Sam Pomerantz Scandals 1963-03-06

Buddy and Sally are asked by Rob to help in a show for a friend of Robs - Danny Brewster.

S2E25 - The Square Triangle 1963-03-20

Rob is scared to learn that French actor/singer Jacques Savon is the guest on the show this week. Laura is later also scared to learn that Jacques is the guest on Alans show. Rob and Laura met Jacques and his then wife Yvette when they visited Europe years ago at a time when Jacques career was just about to take off. It is a trip that they never speak of, although neither knows exactly why the other doesnt talk about it. As well, their individual fear of seeing Jacques is because of the same end result but for a slightly different reason. Neither Rob or Laura knows that the other really doesnt want to see Jacques, both who try to avoid him at all cost. But when Jacques finds out that both Rob and Laura are scared to see him and the reason why, he has to figure out a way to preserve the romantic memory that both have about that European trip.

S2E26 - I'm No Henry Walden! 1963-03-27

Rob gets to meet Henry Walden at literary party but feels uncomfortable when he learns that he is the only comedy writer. The Hotels cant get their names right!

S2E27 - Racy Tracy Rattigan 1963-04-03

Alan Brady is out of town so Tracy Rattigan is the host. Rob is going to have to fight to keep Laura. Rob doesnt like how fast things are going. Tracy loves driving Rob crazy, The gang writes the best show for Tracy.

S2E28 - Divorce 1963-04-10

Buddy calls Rob to say he is divorcing Pickles because Buddy finds checks written to Floyd B. Bariscale! Rob calls Buddy at the hotel and finds he took sleeping pills, Buddy says Pickles was married before to Barton Nelson (a.k.a.: Floyd B. Bariscale who changed his name when he got out of jail. Pickles sent money to Floyd so Buddys mom wouldnt find out that she was married before.

S2E29 - It's a Shame She Married Me 1963-04-17

Rob meets Jim Darling who is an old flame Laura dated. Rob wont tell Laura he ran into Jim at the office, Rob tells Jim they cant make it to his party because Ritchie is sick. Jim then brings the party to the Petrie home. Rob wants Laura to wear a jacket so Jim wont fall in love with her again.

S2E30 - A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise 1963-04-24

Rob nearly ruins his own surprise birthday party after Laura finds out Rob already knows! Laura stays up all night planning the party. The guests are hiding in the Petrie house!

S2E31 - Jilting the Jilter 1963-05-01

Sally may have found a fella but he wants to take Sally away from The Alan Brady Show, so she can write Freddy White. To keep Sally Rob & Buddy write an act hoping Freddy will lose interest in Sally. Freddy wants to marry Sally to help his career. Sally leaves the office to have good two-hour cry and change clothes (which should take three hours according to Sally)

S2E32 - When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen 1963-05-08

Rob needs an idea for the show for the week; Ritchie helps his dad by giving him an idea for talking bowling pin. (Rob has no idea that the bowling pin idea has been used for three years on The Uncle Spunky Show!) Now Alan will be sued by The Uncle Spunky Show. Rob tells Alan to cut the joke, Alan wants to buy the joke and appear on ""The Uncle Spunky Show"" free and get a pie in the face!

S3E1 - That's My Boy??? 1963-09-25

Rob tells Mel about the day Ritchie came home Laura says Ritchie looked different in the crib. Rob begins to think he took the wrong baby home. Actually they took the right baby home but the wrong stuff like the cards (which were meant for the Peters baby (who left the hospital the same day as the Petries) Jerry & Rob take the footprints of their baby. The Peters come to get their stuff such as the flowers & dried figs.

S3E2 - The Masterpiece 1963-10-02

Rob, Buddy, Laura & Sally go to an auction to find something Alan could buy but not know he bought something. Rob is about to be the own an Artanis after Rob shows Buddy & Sally how people made bids (by pointing to someones nose.) Mr. Holdecker thinks Frank Sinatra may have painted the picture.

S3E3 - Laura's Little Lie 1963-10-09

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesnt know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

S3E4 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice 1963-10-16

Laura shows a new dress and is dying to Millie. Rob does the same thing at the office and is scared to tell the gang why he really needs the day off. Rob and Laura have a problem, Rob needs to finish this weeks show.

S3E5 - All About Eavesdropping 1963-10-23

Laura & Rob get ready to spend time with Jerry and Millie, but things get bad when Rob and Laura listen to Millie & Jerry over the intercom. Laura & Rob debate if they should go. The Petries arrive angry leaving Millie & Jerry to wonder what caused the fight. They play Charades by guessing a song title the clues dont match at all! Rob & Laura listen in again to Millie & Jerry say nice things about them.

S3E6 - Too Many Stars 1963-10-30

Rob tries to get away from Mrs. Billings she tells Rob someone else will direct the play thinking he will unhappy (Rob is happy not doing it after 3 years) Mrs. Billings soon gets Rob to it again. Buddy & Sally help out by performing a show they wrote for Alan Brady 3 years ago (Alan kept saying no to the show because he isnt the main one.

S3E7 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius? 1963-11-06

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alans house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

S3E8 - Uncle George 1963-11-13

Uncle George drops by looking for a wife Hermans mom comes by as the new love for Uncle George. When George sees Sally he falls in love with her! Sally doesnt like the way things turn out; Rob tells George that Sally is taken. George wants to take Sally home! Rob comes home late after watching George & Sally dance for 3 hours. Rob finds it hard to tell George he cant have Sally.

S3E9 - Big Max Calvada 1963-11-20

Rob, Buddy, & Sally have job to do they have to write a joke for Kenny Dexter. Who is the nephew of Max Calvada but when Kenny shows up to see Rob, Buddy, & Sally they wonder if Kenny can do the act. When Kenny does the act he flops! Max let Kenny do the act because Max wants Kenny to go to college!

S3E10 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou 1963-11-27

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

S3E11 - Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors 1963-12-04

Rob hires a maid named Maria who came from Spain! The problems are just starting Maria has a broken arm and cant speak English. She has to stay with Rob and Laura. Rob calls the agency to find another job. Maria has to go back to Spain unless a job is found. Rob finds a job for Maria painting at a local shop.

S3E12 - The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears 1963-12-11

Rob learns he might to need testify because he is the only witness to a robbery, Rob is excited to be at the police station but has trouble telling the police what he saw because he has never been at the police station. Rob begins to recall things he forgot to tell police. Rob tells Ritchie that sometimes things have to be told to stay safe. Rob learns he didnt witness a robbery but he saw the people (who saw the robbery) running away.

S3E13 - The Alan Brady Show Presents 1963-12-18

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

S3E14 - The Third One from the Left 1964-01-01

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

S3E15 - My Husband is the Best One 1964-01-08

Rob is asked to meet with a reporter from ""Newstime"" magazine who is doing a cover story on Alan Brady. Laura comes along to the lunchtime interview. Rob modestly gives all the shows credit to Alan and his co-writers Sally Rogers (no G) and Buddy Sorrell (two Ls), but Laura throws in her opinion and wont be silenced by Rob. When the article appears, it mentions Alans name 7 times and Robs name 11 times, giving Petrie all the credit for Alans success. It refers to Robs ""frolicsome fellow workers"" only once as Sally Sorrell and Buddy Rogers. Brady calls Rob to his office and yells at him for stealing his thunder and yells at Mel for suggesting that Laura go along to the interview. Rob tries to repair the damage with a letter to the editor of Newstime, prompting Buddy and Sally to forgive him. But when it is printed, an ""Editors Note"" suggests Brady forced Rob to write the letter and the magazine still believes Rob is the ""genius behind the genius."" Rob cowers in a corner of Brady

S3E16 - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer 1964-01-15

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally wont have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

S3E17 - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan 1964-01-22

Rob meets Lauras old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesnt know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

S3E18 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards 1964-01-29

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

S3E19 - Happy Birthday and Too Many More 1964-02-05

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

S3E20 - The Brave and the Backache 1964-02-12

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

S3E21 - The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth 1964-02-19

Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

S3E22 - My Part-Time Wife 1964-02-26

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

S3E23 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky 1964-03-04

Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

S3E24 - How to Spank a Star 1964-03-11

Robs favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

S3E25 - The Plots Thicken 1964-03-18

The Petries parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

S3E26 - Scratch My Car and Die 1964-03-25

Rob has a new car that he loves and wont let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

S3E27 - The Return of Edwin Carp 1964-04-01

Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

S3E28 - October Eve 1964-04-08

Lauras past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

S3E29 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail 1964-04-15

Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

S3E30 - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life 1964-04-22

Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

S3E31 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All 1964-04-29

Another classic; in this episode, Rob finds a hair or two in his brush; of course he assumes hes going bald. A visit to his barber (Ned Glass) hardly reassures him. The barber tells him to use a concotion on his head whose formula is very close to salad dressing. Rob dreams of using the stuff, then waking with a salad on his scalp instead of hair. Fortunately, he realizes he is dreaming and wakes up (or does he)...BALD! Finally he manages to really awaken, and finds his hair is just fine. Buddy and Sally figure in the dream and are great, spinning Rob in the barber chair while the barber chuckles evilly. One of the stand-out episodes, right up there with ""It May Look Like a Walnut!"", ""Sneaky Camera"", and ""Washington Versus the Bunny.""

S3E32 - Teacher's Petrie 1964-05-13

The teacher falls in love with Laura.

S4E1 - My Mother Can Beat Up My Father 1964-09-23

Laura has a talent for judo when she defends Rob at a bar.

S4E2 - The Ghost of A. Chantz 1964-09-30

Rob, Buddy, Laura, and Sally spend the night in a cabin that is haunted. They later learn that Mel is playing a joke!

S4E3 - The Lady and the Babysitter 1964-10-07

Roger Ritchies Babysitter has fallen in love with Laura. Roger has trouble telling Laura that he loves her.

S4E4 - A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat 1964-10-14

A disagreement over politics almost breaks up a friendship between Rob and Jerry.

S4E5 - The Man from Emperor 1964-10-21

Rob is offered a job at a mens magazine but Laura doesnt like the idea.

S4E6 - Romance, Roses and Rye Bread 1964-10-28

Sally finds a secret admirer turns out to be an unwanted suitor in the shape of DelI proprietor, Bert Monker. With middle-age loneliness the only thing they have in common, can she let him down gently?

S4E7 - 4½ 1964-11-04

Rob tells Buddy and Sally the story of how he and Laura met Lyle Delp.

S4E8 - The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail 1964-11-11

Rob has to perform at prison, just as he is about to perform Rob is thought to be an inmate of the jail.

S4E9 - Three Letters from One Wife 1964-11-18

Millie gets a letter campaign together to make sure Rob still has a job.

S4E10 - Pink Pills and Purple Parents 1964-11-25

Laura takes some of Millies pills only to find that they make her drunk.

S4E11 - It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise 1964-12-02

Rob tries to help get a raise for Buddy and Sally but finds that hard to do after talking with Alan Bradys accountant.

S4E12 - The Death of the Party 1964-12-09

Rob tries to hide the fact he is sick as he helps Laura with a party.

S4E13 - My Two Show-Offs and Me 1964-12-16

When a writer comes to do a piece on the Alan Brady Show, Rob is worried about how Buddy and Sally will act in front of her.

S4E14 - Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk 1964-12-30

Neil Schenk comes looking for a job while Rob returns an old favor.

S4E15 - Brother, Can You Spare $2500? 1965-01-06

Rob,Buddy, & Sally have just spent 11 hours finishing a script, on his way home Rob thinks he has the script in his hand but all he brings home is a newspaper! Rob remembers later that he left the script at Grand Centeral Station!

S4E16 - The Impractical Joke 1965-01-13

Rob tells Buddy that he will play a joke on Buddy. When Rob doesnt do it, Buddys troubles only gets worse as an IRS agent visits him.

S4E17 - Stacey Petrie: Part I 1965-01-20

Sally is asked to help Stacey learn how to date a lady.

S4E18 - Stacey Petrie: Part II 1965-01-27

Stacey meets Julie. Julie opens the letter and finds out who really wrote the letter. (Stacey signed the letter James Garner who is a friend of his but not the actor.) Now Laura and Rob must help Stacey get over Julie.

S4E19 - Boy #1, Boy #2 1965-02-03

Laura & Millie drive Rob crazy when their sons are cast in a commercial.

S4E20 - The Redcoats Are Coming 1965-02-10

Rob offers to hide The Redcoats at his home.

S4E21 - The Case of the Pillow 1965-02-17

Rob takes pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens.

S4E22 - Young Man With a Shoehorn 1965-02-24

Rob and Buddy invest in Uncle Lous shoe store.

S4E23 - Girls Will Be Boys 1965-03-03

Ritchie comes to his parents for advice on how to get Priscilla Darewell to stop hitting him. Soon Rob and Laura find out that Pricilla loves Ritchie!

S4E24 - Bupkis 1965-03-10

Rob tries to get the royalites on The Bupkis after signing off on them eariler.

S4E25 - Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home 1965-03-17

Rob and Laura may have found their dream house soon they find a rock in the center of the house!

S4E26 - Anthony Stone 1965-03-24

Rob and Buddy find out that Sallys date is married.

S4E27 - Never Bathe on Saturday 1965-03-31

Laura and Rob plan to see a play but she gets locked in a bathroom at their hotel.

S4E28 - Show of Hands 1965-04-14

Rob & Laura go to banquet to get an award for Alan Brady, but before they go Laura & Rob put their hands in a pot of black ink (Laura was dying a costume Ritchie needs for a play.)

S4E29 - Baby Fat 1965-04-21

Alan Brady is going on Broadaway, he asks Rob to add jokes to the play. Rob later whishes he hadnt agreed to help Alan.

S4E30 - One Hundred Terrible Hours 1965-05-05

Just before Rob meets Alan Brady for the first time he tries to stay awake for 100 hours while doing a radio show.

S4E31 - Br-rooom, Br-rooom 1965-05-12

Rob has a new motorcycle and takes it for a ride and is later arrested.

S4E32 - There's No Sale Like Wholesale 1965-05-26

Rob learns a leason after letting Buddy buy a coat that is to big for Laura.

S5E1 - Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth 1965-09-15

A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!

S5E2 - A Farewell to Writing 1965-09-22

Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.

S5E3 - Uhny Uftz 1965-09-29

Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat mad inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".

S5E4 - The Ugliest Dog in the World 1965-10-06

Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dogs part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.

S5E5 - No Rice at My Wedding 1965-10-13

Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.

S5E6 - Draw Me a Pear 1965-10-20

Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.

S5E7 - The Great Petrie Fortune 1965-10-27

After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.

S5E8 - Odd But True 1965-11-03

Ritchie finds out the freckles on Robs back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)

S5E9 - Viva Petrie 1965-11-10

Maria (the Petries maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petries because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.

S5E10 - Go Tell the Birds and Bees 1965-11-17

Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principals office to discuss their son.

S5E11 - Body and Sol 1965-11-24

Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

S5E12 - See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write 1965-12-08

After going to the Butchers Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlies pictures. Rob doesnt like the idea because he always finshes her stories.

S5E13 - You're Under Arrest 1965-12-15

After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didnt hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).

S5E14 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work 1965-12-29

The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesnt anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.

S5E15 - Who Stole My Watch? 1966-01-05

After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Robs watch.

S5E16 - I Do Not Choose to Run 1966-01-19

Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

S5E17 - The Making of a Councilman 1966-01-26

Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.

S5E18 - The Curse of the Petrie People 1966-02-02

Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Robs mom hates the brooch!

S5E19 - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart 1966-02-09

Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.

S5E20 - Remember the Alimony 1966-02-16

Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

S5E21 - Dear Sally Rogers 1966-02-23

Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!

S5E22 - Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy 1966-03-02

Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.

S5E23 - Bad Reception in Albany 1966-03-09

Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.

S5E24 - Talk to the Snail 1966-03-23

Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this weeks script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!

S5E25 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady 1966-04-06

Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.

S5E26 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc. 1966-04-13

Laura looks at a script that insults Alan, The gang in a hurry to go to the theater they forget that Alan has the script with the insults in it. So Rob Buddy & Sally try to go in Alans office to find it. Rob crawls through Alans office, Laura later finds the key (Rob has no idea that the door is about to open and is hit in the nose by the door.) After Rob breaks in to Alans desk ( forgetting to ask for the key for the desk.) While still in Alans office Mel forgets to mention the script was delivered to Alan. Mel then has an idea to break in Alans house! They finally find the script in Alans hand!

S5E27 - The Man from My Uncle 1966-04-20

Ritchies bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.

S5E28 - You Ought to Be in Pictures 1966-04-27

Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.

S5E29 - Love Thy Other Neighbor 1966-05-04

Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.

S5E30 - Long Night's Journey into Day 1966-05-11

Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldnt find Laura (She was taking a shower).

S5E31 - The Gunslinger 1966-05-25

Rob needs to have a tooth removed, as Jerry removes it Rob dreams that he lives in the old west and needs to save the town from Big Bad Brady. Rob cant seem to remember to bring his guns ( he cant recall where he left them including his gun belt!) Deputy Buddy finally brings them, just as Big Bad Brady and Rob go to battle. We find that Rob needs to practice more (he cant shoot all the bottles on the bar.) Rob is about to wake up only to be told by Jerry, that a World War 1 script is needed. Rob asks Jerry to put him under again and take another tooth so Rob can think of what to dream about!

S5E32 - The Last Chapter 1966-06-01

Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!

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