Roseanne

Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.

Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.

A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.

Dans birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

Dan cant bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.

Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides its cool to smoke.

Darlenes bad dreams arent due to the scary movies shes been watching.

Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

During the familys busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseannes remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dans girlie magazine.

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dans buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Roseannes meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but shes stricken with a case of writers block.

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

Beckys folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

Roseannes PMS day and Dans birthday are on a collision course.

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne hes having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

Against Dans wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing shes pregnant with Eds child.

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlenes home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

Frustrated because her parents cant afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dans treasured motorcycle against his orders.

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dans near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesnt get custody of the kids.

The Connors celebrate Mothers Day with a barbecue with Roseannes feisty grandmother.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; D.J. trades his comics for a dog.

Roseannes new neighbors, the Bowmans, are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.

Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.

Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their fathers mistress; Dan intends to beat up Beckys obnoxious boss.

It is Crystals choice to choose where the gals night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learns that Crystal is pregnant again.

After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.

Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.

The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbells Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.

Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbells employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boys drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.

As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie is abducted by aliens)

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.

Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at Davids and learns the truth about his home life.

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall mens store to pay for his present for her.

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseannes teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.

Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.

Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlenes aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.

After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.

Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover hes been spending too much time behind locked doors.

Becky and Mark return home for Dans high school football teams 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that theres trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.

Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseannes car is stolen -- by D.J., and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.

Roseanne joins a womens club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving D.J. high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs. Meanwhile, Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.

Guilt and Roseannes slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred; Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.

Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dads lying about his moms mental state.

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred cant make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls the moment of clarity, a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But whats really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always asking to come over and fix stuff, none other than Dan.

Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the mens sexual preferences and dysfunctions.

Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bevs hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.

An impromptu visit to Darlenes apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she cant confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isnt performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseannes horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with Davids dimwitted new girlfriend.

After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dans keg party.

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

In Roseannes absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.

Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.

Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesnt take her moms advice and act fast.

A Gilligans Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.

The temptation to crash a strangers bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.

The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseannes a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackies the wacky neighbor.

When D.J.s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseannes; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.

Did someone say food fight? Thats what Roseanne and Jackies stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesnt share his wifes eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.

Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds shes actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: shes pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

Bevs smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

Roseannes brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlenes wedding reception.

Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackies, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with on That Girl, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and I Dream of Jeannie. Meanwhile, back at the Conner house, Dan is listlessly puttering around fixing things -- but hed rather "fix things" in his marriage. And, much like the TV couples occupying Roseannes thoughts, Dan and Roseanne just might discover that theyre better off together than apart. In the coda, Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams, and even some of her nightmares, coming true thanks to the lottery winnings.

A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems hes developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV.

Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseannes outrageous Halloween outing. Theyre guests at an Upper West Side soiree, where new multimillionaires Roseanne and Jackie have gained entrance into New York society. But for grandmother-to-be Roseanne, a witches coven soon comes into play "a la Rosemarys Baby” and bizarre happenings begin to involve a very pregnant Darlene.

Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.

Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dans return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place -- or her new look.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: hes been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of videotaping Darlene giving birth; and Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life.

When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and wont come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family try an intervention after theyre unable to rouse a listless Roseanne out of bed, where shes been for four days amid piles of junk food, depressed over Dans affair.

After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesnt know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewitched by her.

When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the childs survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection, and human contact are better than any medicine.

Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story. Roseanne is appalled to learn that one wants to sanitize her life and the other wants to spice it up. At the same time, Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly florist, unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.

Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseannes sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says. But the babys not the only news. When friends and family gather to celebrate the birth, Becky and Mark have a surprising secret -- and Leon and Scott make an announcement.

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children, Harris and Mark, when Darlene loses her job. Meanwhile, Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money; and Roseanne and Jackie are at odds with one another.

Roseanne’s clash with Darlene over how she’s raising her kids – especially Harris – reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair, which she refuses to use because she doesn’t want to admit getting old.

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris’ birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Jackie’s mother, Bev, temporarily moves into the Conner home after an incident at the nursing home prevents her from returning

The Conners cant pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the Internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Dan loses an important job and D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

Roseannes knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, their fortunes change for the better. Later, Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.