Hardware

The series revolves around the store staff as they engage in a daily wisecrack battle with packs of DIY obsessed clients.

2003 HD 30min United Kingdom English

Simon Nye Ryan Cartwright Peter Serafinowicz Ken Morley Ella Kenion Martin Freeman Susan Earl

Comedy

sitcom workplace comedy cafe diner shop battle of the sexes marital problem hardware store hardware salesman

S1E1 - Nice 2003-03-23

A group of men spend their working days at a small hardware shop insulting customers. When Mike insults a customer who then tries to commit suicide, he vows to be friendly and helpful.

S1E2 - Naked 2003-03-30

Mike is annoyed by the gangs excitement over their new uniforms; at the same time, his girlfriends mother comes to visit and attempts to seduce him.

S1E3 - Bondage 2003-04-06

Mike and his girlfriend try to enliven their sex life.

S1E4 - Finger 2003-04-13

Mikes girlfriend tries to build a folding ironing board; Steve cuts off his finger.

S1E5 - Women 2003-04-20

The Gang decide that not enough women shop in their store, so begin selling more things that will appeal to the oppisite sex, but to many women start shooping at the store.

S1E6 - Hutch 2003-04-27

The Gang build a Rabbit Hutch and Rexs friends visit.

S2E1 - Bastard 2004-03-07

When the lads notice that Kennys son bears no resemblance to his father, Kenny gets a DNA test done on his son. Meanwhile, the cafes new licence to sell alcohol leads to plenty of extended drinking sessions for the shops workforce.

S2E2 - Big Foot 2004-03-14

In Big Foot, the lads in the shop take it upon their selves to wind up their irritable boss Rex, and Kenny and Steve try to convince him that hes becoming shorter with old age. At the Cafe, Julies been liberated from her apron strings and takes time off to indulge in a singles holiday. Her replacement is Mike, who soon finds that mixing business with pleasure definitely isnt a recipe for success.

S2E3 - Nude 2004-03-21

Annes approached by an artist who specialises in the drawing of nude models, and is offered a hefty cash sum to be the subject of his next piece. At Hamways, Rex realises, due to the impact of the price cuts at the infamous DIY superstore that his shop is fast losing money, and decides that someone has to go. And that someone is Kenny.

S2E4 - Loser 2004-03-28

Bumbling loser and dispenser of the Adapti-tool Cliff drops into the shop in the hope of being able to set up a small booth to distribute his product and Mike, in a surprising moment of amiability, harangues Rex until he submits to Cliffs request. However, after a masterclass in how to sell his product from the effervescent Kenny, Cliff makes the transition from nice-guy-loser to rip-off-merchant in a short space of time, prompting Mike to regret his instant kindness. Meanwhile, Rex and Julies dispute reaches boiling point.

S2E5 - Tony Two-Ways 2004-04-04

Kenny and Mike start gay-bashing Steve after an effeminate man recognises him in the shop. Rex confesses his confusion about male homosexuality. Mike gets a DIY column in the local newspaper, but is quickly discouraged.

S2E6 - Celebrity 2004-04-11

In this episode, a minor celebrity visits the Nice Day Cafe, and when his autograph is proudly displayed on the wall, it causes quite a stir. So much so that Anne and Julie decide to make the collection extensive without ever actually encountering any of the stars whos autographs theyve acquired. Over at Hamways, Mikes injured during a football match and he learns just how patronizing humans can be. Meanwhile, Steve takes time off to prepare for his all-important exams.

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