United We Fall

Bill and Jo juggle a typical day that starts with a parent-teacher conference and ends with a trip to the ER. After defending their parenting style, or lack thereof, to teachers, doctors and social workers, they find comfort in the fact that their kids are healthy and happy and that they’re all in this together.

Bill and Jo reluctantly ask Sandy to babysit after Chuy and Brie convince them to join their weekly date night. And while Bill and Jo discover they’re a bit rusty at romance, Sandy discovers she’s a bit rusty at parenting.

Jo steps in as a role model for her teenage niece Marta, much to her strict father Chuys dismay; while under the influence of post-colonoscopy drugs, Sandy inadvertently professes her love for her first husband, Dave.

Bill and Jo confirm the universal truth that when you have kids, your weekend is worse than your week.