Malcolm & Eddie

Malcolm practices for his sports commentator audition at the local radio station, earnestly recording play-by-play onto a demonstration tape while watching the basketball game... until Eddie accidentally blows up the television set. Insistent on helping his roommate replace it, Eddie wheedles Malcolm into attending a free ""personal wealth seminar"" where each participant is promised either a free TV or a set of steak knives.

Aspiring sportscaster Malcom finally gets a chance to be on the air at the radio station but instead of calling the plays, hes given a dee-jays graveyard shift. Surprisingly, Eddie ends up as the only one who can get his exhausted roommate through the long nights.

Malcolm prepares for the grand reopening of Kellys sports bar and Eddie arranges to bring in the live entertainment for the event. He also uses his connections to book TAFKAP (The Artist Formerly Known As Prince). But when engine trouble derails the Artists arrival, Eddie steps in to keep the show alive.

Eddie becomes a member of the Little Buddies Association just to get a date with one of its attractive female volunteers. When Malcolm accidentally reveals his roommates ulterior motives to his new little brother, Troy, the mischievous eight-year-old sets out to wreak havoc at Kellys bar.

A man trying to bring a fake lawsuit against the bar, inadvertently dies, just as the guys get a visit from the citys toughest health inspector.

Malcolms plan for rededicating his bar from its old name Kellys, to its new name McGees, goes amiss when the signs are misspelled, McGoos. Meanwhile a crazed, bomb-toting football fan takes over Malcolms crowded bar to protest the rumored move by the Kansas City Chiefs to Los Angeles, and the bar gets city-wide news coverage under the name McGoos instead of McGees.

While Malcolm is away with Lydia, Malcolm leaves Eddie in charge of running the bar for a day. Eddie gets the idea that he should transform the bar into an exotic dance club, but doesnt count on the law being there and wanting to shut down the club.

Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel.

The club puts on a 70s promotion and everybody dresses up in 70s attire, and grooves to the funk. Eddie gets into the spirit of the 70s, so much so that he remains there even after the promotion is over. When Nicolette arranges for him to get a city contract fixing parking scooters, Eddies priorities become confused, u0026 business u0026 friendships begins to suffer. Eddie finally admits hes a Funk-aholic.

Eddie and Malcolm try to return an expensive leather sofa Eddie bought with rent money, even after he accidentally painted graffitti on it.

An unlikely romance blossoms between the guys and their girls, during an employee camping retreat in the woods. After being stranded in the woods overnight, Nicolette finally gets Eddie to surrender to her ample womanly charms. Meanwhile, Holly shares bodily warmth with Malcolm, and learns a new respect for him.

Eddies luck seems to take a turn for the worse, each time Malcolms luck takes a turn for the better, leaving Eddie battered u0026 beaten. Malcolm meets a girl who he believes is the ""perfect"" girl, until Eddie tells him that hes already Been there, Done that! Meanwhile, Nicollette is exuberant about taking the exam for the Police Academy.

When their customers opt to go to a competing bar down the block, Malcolm decides to turn McGees into a gambling establishment and save himself from bankruptcy.

Nicolette wants to make her relationship with Eddie a public one, while Eddie continues to want them to meet in secret. Nicolette is asked to the policemens ball by another man, and feeling rejected by Eddie, she decides to go. Eddie gets jealous and tries to stand up for his woman, but he falls far short. Malcolm unwittingly buys stolen lobsters for the clubs catering of the policemens ball, and Simone does a fantastic job of making them a hit.

After Malcolm and Eddie each make suggestions to the other about ways to improve each others business, they decide to make a bet, which leads the guys to switch places and run each others business for a week.

Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie when he competes in a NASCAR race. Nicollette fears a dream she had about Eddie might come true.

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddies infant cousin draws women, but then they panic when they realize that the baby is missing.

Malcolm acts as chef Simones husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Malcolm uses tough love on his sister who gets fired and dumped in the same week.

It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelsons wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.

Everybody thinks Eddies pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddies garage and Malcolms bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that hes a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

Needing Tims help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tims feisty sister u0026 really turns on the charm to soften her stoney heart. But Tim may not be too happy about the results. He threatens Malcolm that he should not hurt his little sister, or else! Now Malcolm must find a way out of this relationship, but he must be extremely careful.

Malcolms life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His wedding plans dissolve after she decides shes really in love with someone else. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to take an executive job in Pittsburgh.

After discovering that Eddie spent all his money on electronic gadgets and has no money left to reinvest in their new business venture, Malcolm and Eddie join forces to find a way to re-open Malcolms former bar as the new Fifty/Fifty club.

The guys pull elaborate Halloween pranks on each other at the clubs annual Halloween costume party. But then things really begin to heat up when the guys meet 2 aspiring fashion models in the adjoining motel room.

Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolettes church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.

A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.

Malcolms estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette takes a job in a bowling alley, and tries to get along with unruly customers.

The father of Malcolms new girlfriend offers him a bribe to stop seeing his daughter, Ashley. Hawkins has seen Malcolm in action, u0026 knows he chases women alot, so he is not pleased to see him date his beloved daughter. So he threatens not to renew the clubs lease unless Malcolm stops seeing Ashley.

Its Nicolettes 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of turning 30 without ever having had a baby is too much for her to handle. So Nicolette asks Malcolm to father a child for her, and to do it via artificial insemination.

Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show, on the Jerry Stein show. So the guys show up for the taping dressed in weird sports-fan attire, but are unaware that they are actually on a talk show about devil worshipers. They cant understand why the audience is jeering and booing them, until the rest of the panelists come out on the stage.

Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.

The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But chaos soon ensues in the club, forcing the guys to give in to their workers demands.

A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.

The duo agrees to listen to a realty sales pitch in order to get a free seven-day cruise.

The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from the Fifty-Fifty Club, by holding a bogus contest to attract new customers. The trouble comes when the guys decide to fight fire with fire, and rig a bogus contest of their own, but with disastrous results.

Hoping to duplicate the incredible success of the movie ""The Blair Witch Project,"" Malcolm recruits Nicolette, Leonard, Doug and a very reluctant Eddie to help him make a similar film about a local Kansas City legend, the Tapawingo Witch. But after they head deep into the woods to film the documentary, a series of frightening events spook the novice filmmakers, blurring the line between fantasy and reality.

Malcolm and Eddie are thrilled when the Kansas City Chiefs star running back visits the Fifty/Fifty Club and gives them free tickets to his next game. But after Eddie accidentally gives the famed football player a concussion that costs the Chiefs the game, Malcolm and Eddie become Public Enemies number one and two.

Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolms Uncle Buddy. But panic sets in when they reach his uncles empty house and discover the town has been evacuated because of an oncoming hurricane, and now theyre caught right in the middle of it.

Eddie agrees to buy Malcolms lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—when the numbers hit.

Eager to make her club Kansas Citys most popular night spot, Malcolm and Eddies chief rival, Mia, makes Eddie an incredible offer he may not be able to refuse. Meanwhile, Nicolette enters a short story contest, transporting the gang back in time to the 1920s when two rival nightclub owners resorted to far more villainous tactics to be number one.

When Hawkins dies suddenly of a heart attack, his daughter Ashley is surprised to learn that she can only inherit his 10 million dollars is on one condition—that she marry Eddie within 30 days. But Eddie soon discovers that saying ""I do"" to wealth and marriage may devastate Malcolm, who has taken drastic measures to try and forget about the feelings he still has for Ashley.

When Malcolms Uncle Buddy dies, Malcolm is entrusted with his ashes to scatter in the Missouri River. But when Eddie mistakenly uses the urn for a vase, Uncle Buddy winds up in a very different place than expected, and Eddie has to go to outrageous extremes to keep Malcolm from finding out about the final resting place of his dearly departed uncle.

For Malcolms thirtieth birthday, Eddie surprises him with a chance to watch an upcoming baseball game from the sportscasters booth. But the biggest surprise comes when Eddie creates a clever diversion allowing Malcolm to fulfill his lifelong career fantasy and serve as commentator for the game, with disastrous results.

After finding out that the success of the Fifty/Fifty Club has driven its competing club, Club Misdemeanor, out of business, an accident damages the club forcing Malcolm and Eddie to try and find financing to reopen the club. To make matters worse, Mia, former owner of Club Misdemeanor becomes their new landlord. So in order to keep the club from being closed down, the guys decide to take on a third partner.