Mind of Mencia

In the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.

Carlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.

Carlos Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur teaches kids about real life; ``Why Arent You Working questions, where Carlos goes around the town and bugs people that dont have jobs.

Carlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Fathers Day, Easter, Christmas/ Hannukah, and Thanksgiving.

This episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment of the ""Newlymets"". Carlos finishes off the episode with another great segment of ""Why the **** is this News?""

Carlos openly proclaims that the American goverment has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Katrina. Next, Carlos compares how black and white people do the same things, but what they do are named differently. Carlos has a segment of ""Ask Whitey"", where Asian, black, and Mexican people ask White people questions. Finally, Mariachi Carlos sings songs to various people about how crazy what theyre saying is.

Carlos is back for an all new season of Mind of Mencia! This week Carlos takes a look at all the stupid stuff that people did while he was gone. He reveals his big secret in "Wetback Mountain," and he gives a piece of his mind to people who are trying to hang onto their youth in "Act Your Age."

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Carlos hits the street to find out what the race of the future will look like. He also helps people with their problems through the use of cool R&B slow jams as "Carlos Smoov

Carlos hits the streets to ask the question "Is Gay the New Black?," featuring special guest star Robin Williams. He also investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married, in the first installment of "Thats F*cking Historical

Carlos takes us back in time and reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment. Also, Carlos introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper." And Carlos shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.

Carlos hits the street to ask people what America would be without immigrants. Then, the ghost of Johnny Cochran is back for another installment of "Judge Carlos

Carlos makes his famous" DeeDeeDee" catch phrase into a music video. Also, Carlos hosts a wrestling tournament that pits religious icons against one another. Tune in to find out who will rule the earth in Carlos "Royal Religious Rumble" with co-host WWEs The Edge.

Carlos is back for a Third Season on Comedy Central. Carloss favorite talking dinosaur, Carlosaurus Rex makes a come back to sing his songs for the children.

"Are You Smarter than a Wetback?" is a new game show that Carlos introduces. Rappers in prison and their experience behind bars, is the music video of the week.

Freedom of Speech does it really exist or is it a figment of our imaginations? Club Carlos is introduced with the motto: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!

The first Latino Super-Hero makes his way onto the screen. Then Carlos talks with some friends about jobs they should never have.

Carlos sets out to expose why people dont want to vote for a black president. Carlos also knows he is not the only one to do racial impressions, so he hits the streets to prove his point.

The winner of the "So You Think You Can Rant" challenge is announced. The Arab store clerk Punji returns, and Bill Clinton as the "First Man" as seen through the eyes of Carlos.

Kids and video games are making the news. So Carlos wonders how the kids would handle being sucked into a video game. We see the return of "Future News" with Fernando Rosalindo.

Carlos has developed a childrens show that he hosts, that takes place in unknown but developing nation. We also get a peek at what an office would be like if he had Alzheimers.

Want to know how to make a woman happy? Carlos has some suggestions, if you dare. A gay man is a small town is honored in a Carlos way.

What would you do if you were president? Carlos hits the streets and asks that very question. Are you a home owner in crisis? Carlos has some helpful hints.

Carlos give a tribute to the late George Carlin. With the help of Robert Schimmel they take a look at Jewish culture. Carlos loves the USA and he tells us why.

Carlos is back reading hate mail. Also, speaking ill of the dead, will they do it? Carlos takes to the streets to find out.