Car 54, Where Are You?

In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?

The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.

Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York Citys bureaucracy.

A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When its damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.

The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.

After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.

The 53rd Precincts Brotherhood Clubs newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.

The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.

The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.

Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucilles sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.

Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathias abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.

The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?

The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?

Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.

Gunther and Lucilles 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New Yorks Finest.

Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54s occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, its clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that hes royalty, and Leos his brother.

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captains niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, hes a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?

Bennys up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure hes going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd wont hear of it

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he wont be tempted to drink, but the officersregular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toodys favorite shows.

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.