The New Statesman

The ultra right-wing Alan BStard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic and sociopathic Conservative MP of them all, plots to achieve his meglomaniacal ambitions.

1987 HD 30min United Kingdom English

Maurice Gran Rik Mayall Michael Troughton

Comedy

surreal politics london england dark comedy northern england yorkshire satire greed politician parliament

S1E1 - Happiness is a Warm Gun 1987-09-13

Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

S1E2 - Passport to Freedom 1987-09-20

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

S1E3 - Sex is Wrong 1987-09-27

Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

S1E4 - Waste Not, Want Not 1987-10-04

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

S1E5 - Friends of St. James 1987-10-11

Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

S1E6 - Three Line Whipping 1987-10-18

Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

S1E7 - Baa Baa Black Sheep 1987-10-25

Alans tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

S2E1 - Fatal Extraction 1989-01-15

Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

S2E2 - Live from Westminster 1989-01-22

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

S2E3 - A Wapping Conspiracy 1989-01-29

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

S2E4 - The Haltemprice Bunker 1989-02-05

Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

S2E5 - California Here I Come 1989-02-12

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

S2E6 - May the Best Man Win 1989-02-19

Alan tries to sabotage Piers wedding.

S2E7 - Piers of the Realm 1989-02-26

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

S2E8 - Season 2, Episode 8

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S3E1 - Labour of Love 1991-01-06

A new MP threatens Alans status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

S3E2 - The Party's Over 1991-01-13

Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

S3E3 - Let Them Sniff Cake 1991-01-20

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

S3E4 - Keeping Mum 1991-01-27

Alans mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

S3E5 - Natural Selection 1991-02-04

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

S3E6 - Profit of Boom 1991-02-11

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

S4E1 - Back from the Mort 1992-11-22

Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.