Soft Border Patrol

A brand-new comedy set on that stretch of land where the EU meets the UK. Shadowing the Soft Border Patrol, the fictional border agency backed by governments in London, Dublin, Belfast and Brussels, this hilarious mockumentary monitors those who monitor those who are caught between a rock and a soft place.

2018 HD 27min English

Chris Patrick-Simpson Patrick Buchanan Diona Doherty Karen Hassan

Comedy

mockumentary

S1E1 - Hearts and Minds 2018-03-02

Does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing? Is chorizo still legal in Northern Ireland? Thankfully the SBP are here to provide information and clarification.

S1E2 - The Eyes of the World 2018-03-09

The SBP are alert and ready to deal with any border situation. These include deciding if an abandoned fish is a Free State fish or property of the Queen, the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee striving to unify the nine counties of Ulster and identifying animals by their accents. They also deal with a hen party whose Greek member does not have her passport and a report of a tourist from the Continent urinating in a bush.

S1E3 - Not all Heroes Wear Capes 2018-03-16

Complex territorial issues addressed by the independent organisation monitoring the thin dotted line between the EU and the UK. The Patrollers carry out a suspiciously lengthy strip-search on a smuggler, dispose of some controlled explosives with a controlled explosion, and suffer some contentious fallout from a visit to a Mexican restaurant. Meanwhile, the virtual border gets a real grilling from a BBC reporter.

S2E1 - Embrace All Possibilities 2019-02-08

Post-Brexit the team deal with smugglers, protests and queries from concerned citizens.

S2E2 - We've Got Your Backs 2019-02-15

On all terrains they are out in all weathers, and theres big excitement for border resident Penny when megastar meteorologist Barra Best visits her village.

S2E3 - Appearance Is Everything 2019-02-22

Head of the digital border Niall Sweeney showcases some new technology he is developing for the Soft Border Patrol. Ben and Kris encounter an unusual group, chief executive Lisa McCoy deals with an important London visitor, and the Continuity Nine County Sovereignty Committee put a new plan into action and finally embrace the ballot box.

S2E4 - The Most Important Nothing in Europe 2019-03-01

Common sense issues like potholes are top of the list for Ben and Kris. Conor and Tracy investigate a local loophole, and Lisa visits everyones favourite Uncle - Hugo Duncan.

S2E5 - The Light That Guides You Through 2019-03-08

An Edinburgh politician suggests closer links between Scotland and Northern Ireland - but is it a bridge too far for the SBP? Tracy channels her femme fatale as she and Connor appear on French TV. A mouthy US online talk show host grills Niall. And Ben is stopped in his tracks when his favourite singer is subject to a random check.

S3E1 - Collaboration 2020-02-22

With equal marriage legal in Northern Ireland, Ben and Kris encounter equal rights on the border when they meet Hector, the divorce lawyer. The Continuity Nine gang is back with new plans to unite Ulster by harnessing water power, and TV legend Gerry Kelly has a bone to pick with Laurence Lyle.

S3E2 - The Finer Details 2020-02-29

With Brexit over the line, Lisa meets with her political neighbours, as an Irish politician arrives from Dublin. Niall’s new in car technology throws up a few surprises, and football legend Jackie Fullerton has some advice for the patrollers.

S3E3 - Uncertainty 2020-03-07

The coastal patrol try to get Michael to come clean when they catch him smuggling illicit washing powder. Niall Sweeney’s feasibility study into the possible bridge between Northern Ireland and Scotland includes some explosive revelations for visiting Scottish politician Erskine Forbes, and Ben and Kris learn not all acronyms are scary.

S3E4 - Change 2020-03-20

With Brexit, change is on the way. Laurie and Lisa consider a Soft Border Patrol rebrand. Kirsty and Louise are not buzzing about Michael the smugglers latest scam. Meanwhile, Penny is bricking it about the climate emergency.

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