Still Game

Cult Scottish comedy about the lives of two OAPs Jack and Victor and their views on how it used to be in the old days and how bad it is now in the fictional area of Craiglang, Glasgow.

2002 HD 30min United Kingdom English

Greg Hemphill Ford Kiernan Paul Riley Jane McCarry Sanjeev Kohli Gavin Mitchell Mark Cox

Comedy

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S1E1 - Flittin 2002-09-06

Jack and Victor: together again, for the first time! The problem is Jacks having problems with his neighbours, and Victors neighbour rolls over and joins the choir invisible. Will the DHSS listen to Robbie Burns, or will our heroes be kept apart? And as for What the Vicar saw...

S1E2 - Faimly 2002-09-27

Victor is awaiting a visit from his son John who now lives in Johannesburg. But when John leaves a message on Victors answering machine, a crucial part of the message is inaudible due to background noise. Jack and Victor set out to discover what it says with help from their friend Shug who has an acute sense of hearing. Meanwhile, Winston gets injured in a fight with Peggy at the butchers over who gets the gigot chops.

S1E3 - Cauld 2002-09-27

Winter arrives in Craiglang with a vengeance. Jack and Victor find an old friend of theirs drops dead of the cold - is it time to take part in Winstons nerfarious scheme to steal leccy?

S1E4 - Courtin 2002-10-04

Jack realises how long its been since his wife died and starts to find new love with a lovely woman in the city centre. But to win the fair ladys heart, a double date is in order. What will Victor do when he sees Barbaras sister, and what will he do when it turns out that all isnt as it seems with Barbara?

S1E5 - Waddin' 2002-10-04

Navid is giving out invitations to what promises to be the wedding of the year in Craiglang. Theyre as rare and desired as Willy Wonkas golden tickets - so why dont Jack and Victor have one? And what are they to do when an old friend - and notorious tapper - dies, and the chance to slip back a few items presents itself?

S1E6 - Scones 2002-09-27

Tam, the tapping king of Craiglang, has fallen on his feet with his latest win: a lifetimes free supply of film tickets and confectionary. Not to be outdone, our boys set out to win a slogan competition. Meanwhile, an old face from Isas past returns...

S2E1 - Gairden 2003-03-29

The Neds have colonised the local park and Jack and Victor arent happy about it. Winston decides to take matters into his own hands. Things arent helped by the fact that their old pal Ronnie is in the loony bin, so they pose as his brothers to secure his release. But will they make it in time, and will auld Ronnie be up to the challenge of sanity?

S2E2 - Wummin' 2003-04-05

Winston, a lifetime expert at fiddling the DHSS, takes his game one step-up, in the form of pretty home-helper Mrs. Begg . Our boys are quickly smitten. But can Winston keep up the pretence for long? Meanwhile, Jack and Victor now got their newly-widowed friend, Bert Finlay, to worry about. Hes not managing: he walks around town like a jakie and cant even boil an egg for himself. A situation horribly familiar to both the boys, they decide to make sure to do right by their old friend before its too late.

S2E3 - Doactors 2003-04-12

Winston and Tam become love rivals over a gentle, lovely lady at the local library. But which one will win the fair ladys heart? Meanwhile, Jack and Victor are feeling depressed, and theres a new drug on trial at the health centre. They rehearse their scripts for when they get there to convince the doctor, but Jacks Im depressed face looks more like Im constipated.

S2E4 - Brief 2003-04-19

Jack and Victor club together to out-bid Manky Franky to win themselves Dannys old motor. But their new freedom comes at a price, and will Tam, at long last, finally get his come-uppance?

S2E5 - Tappin' 2003-04-26

Craiglang has never had it so good; everyones suddenly come into money. Theres rumours of a money-dealer newly arrived in Craiglang. Even Jack and Victor decide to get in on the action by buying stock market shares from Navid at the corner shop. Winston and Tam renew their feud with the local Neds, and decide the only way to solve things is to challenge them to a championship gold tournament: winner takes course!

S2E6 - Scran 2003-05-03

The workies on the new building site are generating a lot of money for Craiglangs local economy - all of it flowing into the dubious hands of Vince Gallagher the Clydeside poisoner! Winston has a plan to take things into his own hands. With a major boost of Navids shop being free while hes away on holiday, a turf war begins. There can be only one winner.

S2E7 - Shooglies 2003-05-10

After an unusually expensive meal, Jack and Victor decide to take a literal trip down memory lane, when they visit a new exhibition in the city centre dedicated to the Glasgow of their childhood. They meet an old friend, Frank McCallum. But is he all that he appears to be?

S2E8 - Buntin' 2003-05-17

Navid finds Pete the Jakey, Craiglangs answer to Barny Gumball, has been letting himself go, lately. It seems hes been going through the shopkeepers rubbish for food. Is it, in fact, a giant rat, or is Pete plumbing every further depths of scabbydom? But soon hes seen in The Clansman clean-shaven and wearing a brand new suit. Has someone died, or is Pete suddenly involved in top-secret affairs of the state?

S2E9 - Dug 2003-05-24

Isas unwelcome husband returns once more. Jack and Victor have a major falling-out: Victors son John is as distant and uncaring as ever, while Jack has warm tears in his eyes when his daughter Mary in Canada sends him a video tape of her and the weans. Things are compounded when Jack is invited to fly out to Canada to visit. Will Victor end up on the plane, or have our boys finally had enough of one another? And Winston agrees to pose as Isas fiancé in order to ward off her husband - but how far is he willing to go to maintain the illusion?

S3E1 - Hoaliday 2004-05-07

Jack and Victor kick off series 3 in an opening episode that picks up where the last episode of series 2 left off - the boys are flying to Canada to visit Jacks family. The boys are having a time of it - with a belated dose of jetlag - and take in the marvels of Gutbusters, Niagra Falls, Ice Hockey and tacky souvenirs. Soon the time looms for them to come home - or is it? And, back in Craiglang, theres a new man in Isas life...

S3E2 - Swottin' 2004-05-14

Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow Universitys course in Medicial Proficiency, or will the lure of a 75p pint be too much? Meanwhile, Boabys losing customers and cant get his hole in a barrel of fannies. Can a quiz night and a lovely new barmaid be the answer to both problems?

S3E3 - Cairds 2004-05-21

Boaby bars Jack & Vic & Co. from the Clansman. Turning Osprey Heights into a mini Las Vegas, Tam wins Joes motor-wheelchair. However, plans are afoot to win it back, while Winstons feud with the bookies reaches a hilarious climax...

S3E4 - Big Yin 2004-05-28

The Neds (hooligans) begin a reign of terror in Craigland. Jack and Victor contact an old friend to come to town and take matters in his giant-sized hands. If they can just keep him away from the Miduri... Meanwhile, Winstons taking up a valued place at the local supermarket and suddenly finds that Craiglang has become a fair model for Sing Sing...

S3E5 - Oot 2004-06-04

Archie (Sylvester McCoy), an old friend of J & Vs, finally has to leave the place where he has been secluded for nearly half a century, never going outside. Now the council are knocking his place down, but are Jack and Victor the best guides to the new century? Winston is experimenting with turning his house into a cinema. Looks like the Towering Infernos on at Osprey Heights...

S3E6 - Aff 2004-06-11

For once Winstons complaint to the social office is genuine, and now has a foot that can stun even the most heartless of people into abject silence. Meanwhile, Jack devises a scheme to finally get the attention of his estranged son in Johannesburg. But things go wrong when he actually turns up to see his sick father. Will things come to a climax, or will father and son remain more distant than ever?

S4E1 - Kill Wullie 2005-07-22

Jack and Victor arent sure what to make of it when one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age.

S4E2 - Wireless 2005-07-29

Jack and Victor take up residence in the hospital as DJs. Navid, however, is about to encounter a more pressing problem.

S4E3 - Dial A Bus 2005-08-05

Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-A-Bus, but this one doesnt stop where they expected.

S4E4 - Ring 2005-08-12

Tam finally does the decent thing. He doesnt buy a pint; he decides to get married.

S4E5 - Hatch 2005-08-19

Jack and Victor are fed up of Isas constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves across Craiglang.

S4E6 - Who's The Daddy? 2005-08-26

A story involving three men and a baby. The trouble is, the baby wants to knock down the Clansman Bar.

S5E1 - Drama 2006-06-19

Pub-loving pensioners Jack and Victor are set for a headache, as the hit Scottish comedy returns.In the first of a new six-part series, the adventurous oldies risk the mother of all hangovers when they win a trip to a posh whisky distillery, complete with an endless supply of free samples. And fellow OAP Winston looks like losing out to old enemy Stevie the bookie - until racing expert John McCririck arrives to give him a few betting tips.

S5E2 - A Fresh Lick 2006-06-26

When Jack and Victor volunteer to redecorate Isas living room the alterations go a lot further than planned. Meanwhile Boabbys video collection contain a guilty secret.

S5E3 - Smoke On The Water 2006-07-03

Jack arranges a birthday surprise for Victors 75th - a trip down the river in an inflatable dinghy. The duo are joined on their voyage by Winston, but the relaxing pleasure cruise soon turns into a nightmare.

S5E4 - Hard Nuts 2006-07-10

The television crew which makes Blightys Hardest Pubs drops by The Clansman and Bobby foolishly promises them all the action they can handle.

S5E5 - All The Best 2006-07-17

Winstons had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day.

S5E6 - Saucy 2006-07-24

Jack and Victor decide to visit Winston in his new home at the seaside town of Finport - but find the local people are even stranger than those in Craiglang. Tam falls in love with his ex-sister-in-law, a former variety star even more careful with her money than he is.

S6E1 - Hot Seat 2007-07-12

Craiglang is in the grip of a hot spell. Jack and Victor have found the perfect place to relax in the park on the ultimate bench. Unfortunately, Tam and Winston have the same idea. Isa receives news about her ex husband Harry that changes her life.

S6E2 - Fly Society 2007-07-19

Jack and Victor get a taste of how the other half live when they are mistaken for two socialites by a couple of rich widows. But the gang from Craiglang are not happy at missing out.

S6E3 - Lights Out 2007-07-26

Craiglang is plunged into eternal darkness when the sub station goes on the blink. Our vulnerable pensioners are to take radical measures to protect themselves from the night crawlers.

S6E4 - Seconds Out 2007-08-02

Boabby the barman and Stevie the bookie vie for the attention of the new pizza girl. Jack and Victor are hell bent on getting a free pizza now that their old pal Winston works there.

S6E5 - Hyper 2007-08-09

Navids business is suffering at the hands of the corporate giant Hyperdales and his regular customers loyalty is being put to the test. Meanwhile, Tam is going through some bizarre changes. The drinks are on him!

S6E6 - Recipe 2007-08-16

Jack and Victor discover Pete the Jakey was the inventor of The famous Beefy bake and seek recompense on his behalf. Tam and Frances are having marital problems. Who can offer counsel, Navid?

S6E7 - One In One Out 2007-08-23

Tam and Frances enjoy fame and fortune with their new addition but it means baby sitting stints for Jack and Victor which is proving a bit of a strain.

S7E1 - Gadgets 2016-10-07

Craiglangs residents cant resist the temptation of the Futuroo catalogue. Meanwhile, Winston prepares for the arrival of his brother, Walter, and Jack needs help after having a long bath.

S7E2 - The Undrinkables 2016-10-14

Jack and Victor discover bootleg hooch all over Craiglang. But where is it coming from?

S7E3 - Job 2016-10-21

Jack and Victor offer a helping hand to Methadone Mick.

S7E4 - Small Change 2016-10-28

Navid and Boabby settle a dispute over whose job is the cushiest.

S7E5 - Heavy Petting 2016-11-04

Jack and Victor decide to become dog sitters and enlist the help of computer-savvy Isa to register them on the Pets Home From Home website. Meanwhile Isa limbers up for the Craiglang Bake Off and locks whisks with local cake rival, Peggy. Utterly determined to beat the reigning baking champion, Isa strong-arms her pals into becoming reluctant cake-tasting guinea pigs.

S7E6 - Down and Out 2016-11-11

Emotions run high as Jack, Victor and the residents gather to watch the demolition of a Craiglang tower block, Tam drags Winston into a new moneymaking scheme, and Jack and Victor are enticed by Mrs Fletcher, the beguiling manager of the local care home.

S8E1 - Fly Fishing 2018-03-08

Everyone is displaced as Winston needs a place to stay and the Clansman regulars are turfed out. Isa wants to know who is throwing her a surprise birthday party.

S8E2 - Grim Up North 2018-03-15

A creepy new undertaker moves into Craiglang. As Isa spreads gossip hes the grim reaper, the residents become spooked - but what is he really up to?

S8E3 - Balls Up 2018-03-22

Jack and Victor gather a team for the walking football tournament. They absolutely must win, but will they be match-fit or have to employ other tactics?

S8E4 - South Africa 2018-03-29

Jack and Victor persuade Navid to lend them his caravan for one night only, but end up spending most of their precious time tracking down an unwanted guest.

S8E5 - Pie 2018-04-06

The future is here as Navid shows off his new scanner, Tam befriends an older woman and Jack and Victor must get their hands on the last steak pie in the butchers shop.

S8E6 - The Fall Guy 2018-04-12

Isas pulse is set racing as a long-lost companion returns. Boabby attempts to learn to drive, and Methadone Mick enrols in a mysterious online course.

S9E1 - Local Hero 2019-02-24

Winston saves the day by thwarting a mugger and becomes an internet sensation. Meanwhile, Jack and Victor have one mix up too many and decide its time to get mobile phones.

S9E2 - Cat's Whiskers 2019-02-28

Twilight Monthly magazine needs a new cover star and Victor is convinced hes the man for the job. Meanwhile, Winston battles with a neighbour to win a stray cats affections.

S9E3 - Dead Leg, Part One 2019-03-07

Winston receives wounding news about his remaining leg. Meanwhile, Isa struggles with her new cleaning job at the undertakers and Tam pushes his skinflintishness to new depths

S9E4 - Dead Leg - Part Two 2019-03-14

In the second of this double-bill, a trip to the cinema ends up creating a mystery for Jack and Victor and the gang. Meanwhile Boabby has discovered internet dating and encourages Winston to try it too

S9E5 - Hitched 2019-03-21

Love is in the air as the gang rally together to create an unforgettable wedding day for one of the pals.

S9E6 - Over the Hill 2019-03-28

Isa gets into a fix with some animals, while Jack & Victor decide to go on that adventure.