Laverne & Shirley

While Mr. DeFazio is away for a few days, Laverne and Shirley take over running the Pizza Bowl for him. Later, The Fonz convinces the girls to let him host a wild bachelor party at the Pizza Bowl - it goes against Shirleys better judgement, but Laverne doesnt see any problem with it. When the party gets started, however, the girls both begin to realize just how much of a mess theyve gotten themselves into.

While Laverne & Shirley await their yearly high school reunion, they reminisce about their old crazy friend, Anne-Marie, who shows up at the reunion a nun.

Laverne & Shirley double date with two criminals who secretly intend on robbing the bank next to the Pizza Bowl.

Shirley drives everyone she knows crazy when she loses her pet canary.

Laverne & Shirley try to earn promotions by trying out for the new beer tasting position.

Lenny & Squiggy drive Laverne & Shirley crazy when they move into the girls apartment building.

After losing four talent contests, Laverne & Shirley decide to do something about it. This has Laverne and Shirley doing the Cabana act.

Shirley offers Laverne free driving lessons in exchange for some money to buy a new car.

Since the girls have no dates that night, they agree to babysit Fonzies godson. When they get a call for a big date only one of them can go, the other has to stay home and watch the baby. Laverne gets to go but when the date gets cancelled, Shirley has to stop Laverne from getting on a bus and going to Chicago to meet her date. Shirley asks Lenny and Squiggy to watch the baby while she goes to get Laverne. When the girls return to the apartment they find Lenny and Squiggy there but the baby is gone. Lenny and Squiggy gave it back to a guy who claimed to be its father, the girls go berserk thinking all manners of horrible things has happened only to find out in the end it was indeed the father that they gave the baby to.

Laverne & Shirley get an invitation to a bridal shower, but are afraid to go because theyre the only ones left unmarried.

Laverne & Shirley decide to become high fashion models and take a home modelling course.

Lenny and Squiggy disappear after Laverne & Shirley decide not to go to the circus with them. The girls phone around and find that theyve gone to join the circus. When they get to the circus they discover that the ringmaster doesnt want to hire them, the girls find Lenny and Squiggy rehearsing and tell them theyre fired from the circus. They then offer to help them out of all their problems and it all ends happily with the girls showing that they do care about their friends.

Laverne is arrested for shoplifting, so Shirley tries to get her released.

The girls both call in sick to Shotz and decide to have fun instead. They go to the movies where they see a couple of guys and Laverne waves at them throughout the picture. Later in the childrens play park, Shirley goes to get fudgecicles. One of the guys from the movie theater comes over and talk to Shirley, then goes back to his friend. Later, while at their apartment, the guys, who have followed them home invite themselves in. They play a game of charades and one of the guys goes out to buy pink champagne. The other guy offers the girls $100 to buy something for themselves. When they take it, he handcuffs them and arrests them for being ""pros"". His friend comes back to find the girls upset and crying. When he finds out his new rookie partner, whos on his first case, offered the girls money, he tells him thats not allowed because its entrapment and orders him to free Laverne and Shirley. To try to make it up to them, they offer to take them out to dinner and show them a good

The girls take jobs as taxi dancers when they get laid off.

Shirley goes to a sleazy bar to look for her father.

Laverne & Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

The girls want new furniture and go looking for a used couch, in a haunted house. Lenny and Squiggy go with Laverne and Shirley to the haunted house to help them remove a couch if they buy one. Of course, the cast start to disappear one by one until theres only the girls left, they cant get out. In the end discover that it is the owners of the house who are trying to scare people away so they dont have to move. Shirley discovers that Abe Lincoln once slept in the house and suggests they have the house marked as a piece of history which saves the building.

Milwaukees most prominent citizen, Charles Feister Crane, decides to make Laverne and Shirley his newest singing discovery, a singing duet called ""The Rosebuds"".

Laverne starts off by telling Shirley how a driver had cut her off so she had shouted back to her that she was a banana face. Later on, Lavernes big tag team partner from the brewery cant compete due to injury and Shirley has to take her place. Once in the ring, they discover that the professional wrestlers their facing are the ladies Laverne insulted that morning and the match is now on for real.

A giant robot attacks Laverne in a toy store this leads her to sue the toy company.

Shirley is waiting anxiously for Laverne to come back from the bank with their savings for their cruise holiday that they have been planning on for weeks. When Laverne comes in, she tells Shirley that they have $50 less than they thought, and now theyre not going to be able to take the cruise as they only have two days until the ship sets sail. The girls get depressed until Laverne says that they shouldnt give up hope, that they still have two days left and that theyll think of something to come up with the money. The girls go see Carmine who gets them a job at J&J Shoes. Carmine tells the owner hell bring all his tap dance students over to his store to buy their shoes if he hires Laverne and Shirley for the weekend. The guy hires the girls and tells them to go and get changed into their uniforms. When we see Laverne and Shirley again, Shirley is dressed as Jack and Laverne is dressed as Jill from the nursery rhyme. The store owner tells them theyll get $2 for every pair of shoes

Fabians concert is sold out, but the girls still want to see him. The girls bet Rosie that they can not only meet Fabian but that they will have their pictures taken with him. Rosie agrees to the bet, and says that if she should lose shell clean the girls flat with her toothbrush. Needless to say, Rosie is soon scrubbing the floors, toothbrush and all.

The gang is rehearsing the play ""Alice In Wonderland"" so theyre all in costume: Shirley is Alice, Laverne is the Mad Hatter, Lenny and Squiggy are Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee. Shirley faints on the couch and is taken to hospital where it is discovered that her appendix is about to burst. Fearful that she is going to lose her hair for the operation, Shirley hides while everyone else tries to find her before her appendix bursts.

It is New Years Eve and Laverne is dumped by her date and Shirley has a cold. Squiggy does his human fly stunt as the countdown to the new year, 1960, arrives.

Shirley rescues a horse from a glue factory and put it in her bedroom. The girls try to find a new home for Buttercup before shes turned into glue. In the end its Lenny and Squiggy who save the day by finding a farm with a nice pasture whos willing to let the horse live out the remainder of its days in contentment.

Mr. Shotz wants the girls to find a spot in the talent show for his no-talent nephew.

The girls take a bus to a distant city to visit two medical students who leave them stranded.

The policeman in charge of testing the recruits thinks Shirley is too puny and weak to do the assault course, so Laverne helps Shirley train to prove him wrong. Lavernes policeman boyfriend is getting women volunteers together to form L.A.M.P. (Ladies Auxiliary Milwaukee Police). Laverne is naturally selected, but then Shirley wants to try it too. Laverne tries to dissuade her but ends up agreeing as long as Shirley doesnt quit. When Shirley gets there, no sooner does she try the obstacle course than she fails at the first obstacle which happens to be a pool of water. Shirley runs out of the room soaking wet. Laverne finds Shirley at the Pizzabowl in the ladies room, and Shirley now wants to quit. Laverne calls Shirley a cream puff and storms out. Back at the apartment, Shirley apologizes and says shell keep at it if Laverne will help her become more athletic. Laverne then trains Shirley in all the obstacle course events until the day of the test, Shirley manages all the obstacles

Laverne dreams she and Shirley are in their 80s still living together and still single. Laverne and Shirley are old and single but so are Lenny and Squiggy which leads to them going to marry each other finally so they can have some fun.

Laverne and Shirley try to get Frank and Edna back together after they break up when Ednas ex-husband comes to town.

Laverne comes out the bedroom wearing only her slip and reading a magazine about a stripper named Roxys adentures. It turns out that Shirley has read the article and when Laverne is about to go outside to collect the mail, Shirley gives Laverne a telling off for wearing only her slip outside. So she goes to collect the mail. Lenny and Squiggy appear wearing their new lodge hats, The Order Of The Bass, and then tell Laverne that Shirley is taking a nap outstide at the bottom of the stairs. Shirley has fallen and hit her head and now thinks she is Roxy from the magazine. She then shows a complete change in her persoanlity as she practices bumps and grinds. Carmine thinks hell have more luck with Roxy and chats her up just as Laverne tells him to leave. Later when Shirley/Roxy is all alone, Lenny and Squiggy arrive and try to get Roxy to strip. She says she will if its at a mens club and she gets paid, so they arrange for her to strip at their lodges big party. Laverne comes home late

The gang attend ""Be Silly For Dollars"". Carmine got the tickets & wanted to be a contestant. Shecky the host comes to the audience to select contestants. He first picks Lenny & Squiggy who arent too interested. Then as hes about to select Carmine, Laverne & Shirley start jumping up & down & he selects them instead. On the game show, Lenny & Squiggy appear first. They answer a hard stumper correctly & model Irma comes out displaying a salami they won. Shecky tempts them with living room furniture, but they decide to take the salami! Laverne & Shirley appear next. They miss the question & have to do a silly stunt. They had two minutes to dress each other blindfoldedly which they succussfully do. Irma tells them they won a trip to Appliance Street! Shecky tells them they could either take the oven or appliance potpourri. After squabbling & arguing, the lucky buzzer sounds! Shecky invites them back next week. At home, Lavernes father wants them to wear some silly clothing pr

Shirley has a blind date with Eraserhead and it isnt quite what she had in mind.

Laverne comes to accept the death of her mother and visits her grave for the first time.

Shirley recalls how she and Laverne first moved in together.

Shirley handcuffs herself to a homeless dog at the pound to protest the scheduled death of the dog. Carmine comes to the rescue in the end by finding homes for all the abandoned dogs as he gives a free dance lesson to anyone wholl adopt a dog.

Shirley finds it odd that she is small and brunette when everybody else in her family is tall and blonde, so she takes it on herself to find out if shes adopted or not. In the end, she get a speech from Laverne about ""does it really matter if youre adopted or not, when youre current family loves you"". Needless to say when Shirley opens the hospital medical records, she finds out that shes not adopted after all.

Laverne wins three minutes of free shopping and everyne want something. Everybody wants something all right: Lenny and Squiggy are constantly telling them to get Bosco, Carmine is out taking orders from the neighborhood. When the day comes, due to the girls greed all they end up with is one measly item each.

One of the firemen who comes to put out the fire in their apartment falls for Laverne. Unfortunately, Shirley falls for him too which leads to the girls friendship being tested to the limits.

Laverne asks Shirley if she can make her more feminine to impress Joey. This leads to Laverne acting froo-froo and doing impressions of a southern belle.

No one believes Laverne saw an industrial spy in the brewery. So she takes it upon herself to prove everyone wrong. She drags Shirley back to the brewery late that evening and they lie in wait for the spy. Both girls after arguing with each other end up soaking wet in a huge vat of beer. When the spy appears the girls confront him. Moments later, the security guard comes in and the girls try to convince the guard about the spy. The spy spins a tale to the guard who is now unconvinced so Laverne pulls of his trousers revealling the stolen microfilm in his sock suspenders.

The girls get engaged to Richie and Fonzie to avoid a shotgun wedding. The crossover starts on Happy Days S07E01 Shotgun Wedding (I).

The girls get jobs at a weight loss camp.

Shirleys brother returns home from the Navy, an alcoholic.

Edna accepts a marriage proposal from Frank, who waited to the last minute to ask her. Laverne and Shirley end up singing at their wedding in an all-black gospel choir.

Laverne & Shirley enlist in the W.A.C.s to get even for a missed promotion.

Lenny and Squiggy fix Laverne and Shirley up with computer dates, who turn out to be midgets.

Shotz hires a psychiatrist to evaluate job aptitudes. The gang are all terrified that some deep dark secret, or that all their inadequacies are going to be revealed when they visit the company shrink.

The girls jump at the chance to be the stars in a movie, unaware that the film they will be starring in is an Army hygiene film. Shirley begs Laverne to come and tryout for an acting part in a movie. Laverne agrees and they get to the studio. They subsequently get cast as the two stars of the feature. They have to go and get fitted for wardrobe and when they come out theyre wearing cheap, gaudy costumes that Laverne immediately asks if they can keep. Theyre introduced to their leading men, upon which Shirley finds out that her leading man is gay. The director starts filming the movie and only then the girls find out theyre playing hookers in an army hygiene film. When its all over, we find Laverne and Shirley miserable at home. Then Lenny and Squiggy enter telling them theyve just been to see the premiere of the film. Laverne and Shirley asks if anyone recognized them as the hookers. Lenny tells them not to worry, as no one recognized them, but he had to tell everybody it was the

To protest a false bill, the girls chain themselves insde the gas company building, little knowing that another disgruntled customer has planted a bomb in the building. Because the girls are chained to the wall, they cant get out.

The girls try to talk Carmine out of going to work for a loan shark.

Laverne and Shirley try to find out who the murderer is.

Squiggy sleepwalks thinking he is a rich duke.

Lenny inherits a greasy spoon diner called Laslos Place, they immediately rename it ""Dead Laslos Place"". Because Laverne and Shirley are desperate for work, they get hired to cook and waitress the diner. The girls get run off their feet and Shirley ends up running out of the diner screaming in frustration. Frank offers to buy the restaurant from Lenny, which he does, so now Frank has 2 restaurants.

The girls are ready to return to Milwaukee after experiencing an earthquake on their first night in California.

In order to pay Shirley back some of the money she owes her, Laverne agrees to be the target in Sonnys knife throwing act at Cowboy Bills grand opening. When Sonny breaks his arm and is unable to do the act, Shirley takes over throwing the knives at Laverne, which makes Laverne extremely nervous since she knows that Shirley is already upset with her.

Lenny and Squiggy appear in on the television show, The Dating Game.

There is a dispute over who should pay the bill when Lenny and Squiggy trash a hotel room on their way to California and try to blame it on Laverne and Shirley. This leads to the telling of two different versions of what happened that night: one where Lenny and Squiggy are chasing the girls all night, and the other where the girls are feeling feisty and chase the boys around the room.

After learning that Laverne fears for his safety, Sonny quits his job as a stuntman and takes a job selling insurance.

Stuck at home on a rainy night with nothing to do, the gang decides to play a game of truth or dare. Within minutes, everybody ends up arguing with each other.

Carmines new stand up comedy act is not such a big hit with his friends when he starts to make fun of them in turn.

The girls recruit Lenny, Squiggy, and Carmine to help them pull off this mission. Lenny and Squiggy will drive the getaway car, and act as lookouts, while Carmine, Laverne, and Shirley will sneak through the air vents, and make their way into the bosss office. They will carefully maneuver around the alarm system, retrieve the letter, and be on their way. No one shall be the wiser. Of course, when they try to put the plan into action, our heroes run into some obstacles along the way, and quickly realize that this isnt going to be as easy as they thought.

The girls throw Frank and Edna a fifth wedding anniversary party at their trailor, which has a broken trailor jack.

After she has to miss a party because of her broken leg, Laverne sits at home alone and falls asleep while watching Its A Wonderful Life on TV. She then dreams what life would be like for her friends and her family if she had never been born.

Because of Squiggys forgetfulness, Laverne and Shirley must play all the parts in Shirleys play ""Murder In Mother Goose Land"", which a Broadway producer attends.

Laverne and Shirley recall their high school days only to find themselves embroiled in a slugfest that leaves Laverne with a broken jaw.

The girls attend a wild fraternity party and find out theyre not as young as they used to be.

When Lenny and Squiggy invade the backstage of a televised awards show, they suddenly find themselves in the middle of the stage with Joey Heatherton.

Laverne moves in with her new boyfriends but after having a talk with Lenny, she begins to have second thoughts. Lavernes new boyfriends asks Laverne to move in with him. Laverne tells Shirley shes moving out and this prompts a speech from Shirley seeing as Laverne isnt marrying the guy just living with him. Laverne convinces Shirley she really want to go, but asks Shirley to cover for her with her father. Needless to say not long after Laverne leaves, Frank turns up looking for Laverne. Shirley has to lie to him to keep him from suspecting the truth. Lenny turns up at Lavernes new apartment just in time to convince Laverne to re-think what shes doing. The boyfriend doesnt want to get married so Laverne realizes her mistake and moves back with Shirley.

Shirley tries to get Carmine to marry her after she is provided with a free wedding reception. Shirley talks Laverne into going to a promotional evening for brides to be. When she gets there, she discovers that a woman who has paid for an all frills wedding has to cancel, and she tells the organiser to give her wedding package to the next needy soul. Shirley promptly tells the woman that she is the needy soul shes looking for. Now that Shirley has a free wedding coming, she needs to talk Carmine into proposing to her. She tricks Carmine into asking her back at her flat and then rushes him out the door and says shell meet him later at the hotel where the wedding ceremony will take place. Later when Laverne and Shirley and her two best men (Lenny and Squiggy) arrive at the hotel, the vicar is waiting along with all the guests and theres no Carmine. This prompts Laverne and Lenny and Squiggy to break into a few choruses of ""Lullaby of Broadway"" to entertain the crowd. Eventually Carmin

After Shirley yells at Rhonda for wearing a coat made of animal fur, Laverne unknowingly sets Shirley up on a date with a furrier.

The girls vow to get revenge on a rude, obnoxious singing star who was extremely rude to them at Bardwells. They figure the way to get revenge is to take some incriminating pictures of him and sell them to a tabloid.

Laverne, Shirley and Carmine go back to Milwaukee to attend their high school reunion. What they dont know, however is that the gang back home thinks that the girls are famous movie stars and that Carmine is a famous Las Vegas singer. Lenny and Squiggy write to the gang back in Milwaukee that Carmine, Laverne and Shirley have all made it big in Hollywood. Feeling slightly insecure about how they measure up the rest of their old classmates successes, the trio agree to go along with the story. Laverne is supposedly dating Marlon Brando and Shirley Paul Newman, when Rosie starts asking questions about Marlon and the girls start giving contradictory answers, they soon get found out. Shirley then tells the truth and Terri Buttafuco asks them to leave for lying. The girls get out the doors and Laverne comes back in telling off all her old friends for only being nice to them because they thought they were famous. This lays a heavy guilt trip on their old friends and all is forgiven.

Squiggys long lost father suddenly shows up and wants to spend time with his son.

Carmine finds fame after being struck by lightning.

When Shirley loses Lavernes favorite purse, she is afraid to tell her because she didnt ask if she could borrow it. When Laverne asks Shirley if she knows where the purse is, she lies and says no. Shirley then goes to sleep and dreams that Laverne is trying to kill her because she knows that Shirley lost her favorite purse and lied to her about it.

The girls agree to live in Bardwells main show window for a weekend in order to demonstrate the House Of The Future

The show starts in Lavernes apartment, where shes trying to put together a load of her stuff to sell as shes desperate for money now shes out of a job. In comes Frank with an old army buddy whose life he saved during the war. This army buddy offers Laverne a job at Ajax Aerospace. Lavernes delighted and is told to report for work Monday morning. Come Monday, we see Laverne at her new job which is testing gravity boots. She soon finds this more boring than bottling beer in her old Milwaukee job. When everyone goes for lunch, theres only her and a weird guy called Chuck left in the room. To make things more exciting, Chuck gets Laverne to try on a secret experimental anti-gravity spacesuit. Laverne comes out wearing the the suit and helmet and Chuck who has the remote control soon has Laverne doing acrobtaics in mid-air. The problems start when Chuck cant get Laverne down, Laverne suggests she put on a pair of gravity boots which brings her back down to earth, however she cant ge

Laverne makes friends with a group of people that she doesnt know are really a gang who plan to rob a bank. When she goes to the bank with them she thinks it is only to get new dishes that the bank is giving away with every new account that is opened. When she realizes what is actually happening its too late because the police have already arrived. Laverne is handcuffed along with the rest of the gang and they are all carted off to jail.

When Laverne is convinced that she is jinxed after refusing to answer a chain letter, her friends send her a ""gypsy"" to help her.

Laverne is convinced that the former trapeze artist shes been dating is out to kill her.

Squiggy is mistaken for a Russion ballet dancer who is trying to defect to the United States.

Laverne talks her wacky friend Chuck into forming his own band after he plays Beethoven on his harmonica. Laverne is also on a special diet for her ulcer and back at the flat Carmine is trying to stop Laverne from eating all the wrong foods. Chuck shows Laverne his new band, a bunch of geeky looking guys enter and proceed to put Laverne to sleep with their classical playing. Laverne tells Chuck he has to play rock music if he wants to make big money. The guys trust Laverne so much that theyve quit their jobs to become big musicians. Laverne tries to show them how to jazz up their act a little, but the results are still terrible. To make things worse, Squiggy has just gotten the band their first job. He tells them that they are to perform in 20 minutes. Laverne has to read out to the massive crowd that the Rolling Stones wont be performing and that instead her friend Chucks band will be playing instead. Amazingly to everyone, the band plays extremely well and goes over a smash. It

When Frank finds a note from Edna saying that she has left him, he goes to Lavernes to talk to her about it. Laverne, who doesnt know that Edna has left, asks her father to stay at the apartment and babysit Little Chucky who is a chimp, because she has gotten a chance to sing with The Spinners as Rhonda gave her the winning woman. While singing with the group, she feels guilty about leaving her father when he wanted to talk to her so she rushes back home and learns about Edna leaving. The show ends with Little Chucky waiting on tables at Cowboy Bills.

Lenny and Squiggy find a treasure map and convince Frank and Carmine to go with them to search for gold.

Carmine and Squiggy are sitting at Cowboy Bills, as Carmine complains that nobody likes his new record Do the Hotfoot, Squigy notices that sitting at the next table is Bobby Bitts, king of the hits. Squiggy tries to talk Bobby into playing Carmines record on his show ""American Dance Band"" but Bobbys having none of it. Squiggy decides the only way to get Bobby to hear the record is for Carmine to sing it live there at Cowboy Bills. Carmine gets a few verses in and Bobby stops him, says its ""Superrific"" and books him to sing on his next show. The title is changed to ""Do the Carmine"", and Carmine now fills his head with dreams of becoming a rich rock star, and he asks Laverne if shell be in the audience of the show to hear him sing. Carmine sings his record and for 1 week hes a success, but some pious do-gooder hears his song and thinks its rebellious and communist. So he confronts Bobby and demands that he not play Carmines record or hell have his group put pressure on the sta

Rhonda enters Cowboy Bills to tell Frank that she suspects Carmine is about to commit suicide. She tells Frank that hes packed all his stuff, turned off the gas, and disconnected his phone. Just as the two of them are about to run to try to save Carmine, he walks in and tells them that hes decided hes getting nowhere fast and that he wants to move to New Yrok to try his luck on Broadway. Rhonda and Frank lend him money as he doesnt have quite enough to get there yet. He says his goodbyes to Frank and Rhonda and he goes to tell Laverne. When he walks into Lavernes apartment to tell her his news, Laverne tells him that after weeks of saving she can finally afford to buy a water bed that shes been after. Carmine then tells her that hes sick of being a singing telegram boy and that hes moving to New York but hes $100 short. At this point Laverne offers to loan Carmine the $100 from her bed money. Eventually he takes it and says goodbye to her, too. Carmine arrives in New York and