King of the Hill

Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his sons black eye get out of hand.

A camping trip with Bobbys scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.

When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his nieces broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.

The Hills new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.

Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.

Hanks burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.

After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.

In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special "bait" from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboys for a Hollywood cowboy movie fan in order to secure a business deal for Strickland Propane.

Hanks mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.

When Hanks boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school graduate, and puts Hank in charge of feeding his dogs. At Bucks house, Hank discovers that Bucks stove is electric, not propane. Realizing that Buck is just in propane for the money, Hank considers leaving the propane business and opening up a general store instead.

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the condo has been rented, he breaks into the top half and lets Hank stay there. Dale shows up to stay with the Hills, and when Hank, Kahn and Dale are arrested for breaking into the upstairs condo, they have to sneak back across the border.

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video stores computer says he rented and never returned a pornographic movie, Cuffs and Collars. Hank refuses to pay for a movie he never rented, and sets out to prove that the computer was wrong.

When Luannes mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every last dime.

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What Hank doesnt know is that Bobbys boss, Jimmy Witchard, is a complete moron who makes Bobby do humiliating and even dangerous tasks. Meanwhile, Boomhauer competes for the right to drive the pace car in the NASCAR race.

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane cant compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo Mart, under the supervision of Luannes boyfriend Buckley. Hank and other Mega Lo Mart employees decide to protest the way the company destroys small businesses, by disrupting a concert by the company spokesman, Chuck Mangione. Meanwhile, Luanne, who wanted Buckley to give her the job that he gave to Hank, tells Buckley shes breaking up with him. And Hank, Luanne and Buckley are the only people in the Mega Lo Mart when Hank notices a leak...

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl whos two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably cant have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird pregnant, which annoys Peggy, because shes the one who really wants another baby. Meanwhile, Dale becomes a bounty hunter and is assigned to hunt down a man with several unpaid parking tickets. He decides that he needs a hound to accompany him on his first bounty, so he nabs Ladybird, to Hanks horror.

A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid. Hank reluctantly decides to take Bobby hunting at the La Grunta Resort.

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobbys football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hanks disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in with the other soccer moms, and takes a crash course from Minh on Soccer-mom etiquette.

Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauers house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hanks example and not talk about it.

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.

When Dale brings home a new Super Mower the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.

Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that its actually cocaine. Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.

When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hanks over-managing causes her to lose her stuff, and cause her to lose the love for the sport.

Peggys fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didis newborn are revealed.

Bill is accepting, but Hank isnt, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bills touchdown record.

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

Hanks propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called Thanksgiving at the Airport" as weather stalls the Hills trip to Peggys folks in Montana.

Bobbys affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hanks dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Stricklands wife catches him with his girlfriend.

Bobbys accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks shes the target.

Bill becomes Peggys star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.

Peggys embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.

Bobbys act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hanks vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that hes still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football teams star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

Peggy thinks Hanks tears are indicative of a father-son void, but theyre really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hanks reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hanks den.

As Luannes sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and its more than one.

Hank joins Bobbys environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauers car in high school.

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hanks back pain, but makes him the butt of friends jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

A female cop gets a hankerin for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

After Bobby feigns taking Connies fathers bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but its Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

Cottons financially strapped VFW group moves into Hanks home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesnt exactly cotton.

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And its up to his friends to try to return it.

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but its Hank whos asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but dont know what to do with them.

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cottons story doesnt quite add up.

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents liberal parenting style.

Connies delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, whos oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connies dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dales fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hanks kitchen floor to collapse.

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foremans daughter.

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cottons old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

Kicked out by his wife, Hanks hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

A pest-control experts chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Hank likes Bobbys new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

The Hills house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Hanks thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe hes wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

A new Strickland employees constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

The boys annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Hanks father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dales self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store thats having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.

An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea.

Hanks immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.

Hanks lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.

Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.

Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlens smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.

Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isnt what Hank had in mind.

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he’s uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard.

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer at a halfway house for alcoholics, and Bill invites the residents to stay with him. As more and more houseguests show up, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence. Meanwhile, Peggy makes a promise to God that if she gets over the flu, shell learn to ride a bike, and Bobby makes her keep her promise.

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him.

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But Hank ruins the show by deciding to take the game seriously.

Hank gets sucked into Kahns get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to bribe the Hills into worshipping at his Megachurch.

Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so hell fail and give up the idea of marrying her niece, but then she starts to suspect that Luanne might be pregnant.

When Bobbys snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is worse than it is causing panic. Now it is up to Dale to save the city.

When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High Schools Senior Prom. Luckys friends Mud Dobber and Elvin take it upon themeselves bully Luannes 15-year-old date.

Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a set of titanium golf clubs at a police auction, he gives the clubs to Hank. However, Hank has trouble playing with a set of clubs that once belonged to a convicted murderer.

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fall out.

When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Luckys lawyer finds out that Dale does not have insurance, he goes after Strickland Propane.

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends witty quotes and put them all in a book.

Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.

After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.

Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.

Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".

Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dales intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.

Hanks agrees to speak at Enriques daughters quinceañera. However, some of Peggys real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.

Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minhs father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.

Dales son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private schools offer, which includes a cash contract.

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the schools police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.

Luannes long-lost father and Peggys brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free to continue his life of crime.

When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green. Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.

Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hanks fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.

Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.

Luckys sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesnt take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.

Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggys date goes long. Feeling his parents guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.

After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlens most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.

Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown

Hank is troubled when Bobbys Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.

After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.

Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.

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Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer brewing competition. Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer.

Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating. Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.

Hank discovers that Bills new coworkers think hes married, while Bobby discovers Connies boyfriend may be cheating on her. Peggy struggles with her self-identity after getting rejected from a teaching opportunity.

The Souphanousinphones throw a lavish anniversary party to hide a secret that only Hank knows. Bobby is stressed out catering the party while trying to help Connie.

Peggy and Hanks friends start a pig eradication business, but Hank is hesitant to join them. Bobby and Connie struggle to bond as adults.