Doug

In the series premiere, we find the Funnie family have moved from Bloatsburg and are just arriving at their new home in the town of Bluffington. 11 year old Doug Funnie writes his thoughts in his journal and worries he wont be able to make any friends. On a search to find food for his Mom (Theda), Dad (Phil) and sister (Judy), Doug meets his next door neighbour Mr. Dink. He shows Doug a video about Bluffington and introduces him to the popular hangout fast food restaurant called The Honker Burger. When Doug gets to the hangout, he meets Skeeter Valentine who befriends him right away. Doug also meets Patti Mayonnaise and right away, has a secret crush on her. However, all is not well when he also meets the local bully Roger Klotz who tricks Doug into believing he has to catch a monster called a Neematoad at Stinsens Pond to be a town hero.

Doug makes a model of a volcano for a science project. But when rumor has it that the volcano erupted, and caused the whole science room to explode, Doug decides to disguise himself as Jack Bandit and go on the lam to avoid the cops.

Doug refuses to get his picture taken for School Photo Swap Day at school, because he has suddenly become self-concious of his nose after Skeeters brother Dale calls Doug ""big nose"".

Skeeter and Doug win tickets to go see The Beets live in concert. Unfortunately, everything comes to a halt when Skeeter gets grounded and cant go with Doug to the concert. Doug wants to go to the concert, but sticks with his best friend. On the night of the concert, the two of them head off to the Honker Burger and get the surprise of their life.

A prankster steals Vice Principal Bones ""Der Grosser Yodelmeister"" Trophy, and puts it in Dougs locker. Mr. Bone searches all the schools lockers and is convinced that Doug had stolen the trophy.

Doug is entered (thanks to Roger) into a school talent contest, and decides to try out a ventriloquism act. Once their on stage, Doug has to keep his new pal Buster from losing his head on stage.

Roger begins pestering Patti to help him with his book report, and when Patti finally loses her temper and yells at Roger to leave her alone, they get punished with a trip to detention. This doesnt sit well with Doug, who tries to stop Roger from bugging Patti. First appearance of Quailman

Dougs motorcycle-riding Grandma Opal comes to visit and she teaches Doug to takes risks and enjoy life while taking him on his first motorcycle ride and sushi lunch.

Doug and Skeeter try to make some money in order to buy Mr. Dink a new grill, after they accidentally break his old one with a baseball.

Doug accidentally hands in his doodle of Mrs. Wingo, instead of his essay assignment. Hoping he wont get into trouble or be embarrassed, Doug tries to get the doodle back as Smash Adams.

Doug is nervous because he is given the job of babysitting Skeeters younger brother, Dale, when the Valentines leave for a trip. So he asks all his friends for advice on babysitting, but Doug finds out you cant always rely on other peoples advice.

Patti is rejected from the school baseball team by Coach Spitz, only because shes a girl. She then organizes her own team with the other kids who have been rejected, and challenges Coach Spitz to a game.

Before Beebes big costume party, Skeeter has to tell Doug that they cant go because he believes that he and his family are going move to a new town. Doug cant believe Skeeter has to move, but then Skeeter secretly moves in with Doug in order to stay in Bluffington with his best friend.

Doug writes a secret love song about Patti, and makes it into a video at a new store in the mall where you can make your own music videos. But after a mix up at the store, Doug gets Mr. Bones video and Doug thinks his tape fell into the hands of Patti who is taking it to a slumber party at Beebes house.

Roger invites everyone over to his house except for poor Doug, who begins to feel left out. Doug later imagines himself as Quailman battling Dr. Klotzenstein, the mad scientist who turns all Bluffington citizens into mindless zombies with his zombie chips. Doug then faces Roger at his trailer to discover he has organized a one year anniversary party for Doug.

Doug is excited when his Aunt Betty-Ann invites Skeeter and him to be on a TV show. The only problem is that its the kiddie show ""Kiddie Koral"". Dougs goes to the kiddie show with Skeeter and later regrets it when Roger sees him on the show and tapes it. But when Betty-Ann recognizes Roger, the embarassement tables are turned.

An exchange student from Yakestonia named Fentruck Stimmel comes to live in Bluffington and attend the Bluffington School. But after Fentruck asks Doug to help him write a letter, Doug begins to suspect that the new kid may have eyes for Patti.

When Roger starts acting nice, Dougs worst nightmare has finally become a reality - Roger has developed a crush on Judy. The only thing that could make things worse for Doug, is if Judy has fallen for Roger, so he has to find out.

Theda and Phil go to Judys school dance as chaperons and Doug plans a night in the house all by himself. But a huge thunderstorm knocks out the electricity and ruins his plan. In order to get the power back in his house, Doug must find the power box in his basement, in the dark.

Doug is angry at Porkchop for chasing a raccoon and acidentally putting his paw-prints all over his painting for the Arts Guild Exhibition. But everyone, including the art teacher Mrs. Perigrew, thinks his ruined painting is a brilliant piece of art! When Dougs art is hung in an exhibit, Doug imgaines how Smash Adams would get it out, and tell the truth about his ""masterpiece"".

When the kids in Mrs. Wingos class criticize Mr. Bones dull school news video show, he challenges the class to do a better one. So the entire class turns their classroom into a newsroom with reports from the students.

In front of the dance teacher, Miss. Mimi, Doug signs up to be the lead dancer in the school ballet so he can be dance partners with Patti. But Beebes mom, Betty, is trying to get her daughter the female lead, so Doug considers ""fixing"" Beebes tryout. But then he realizes that he doesnt really need to.

When Doug gets The Beets to play a concert at school, Mr. Bone cancels the deal. In a Quailman daydream, he battles RoboBone and his robotic army, which leads to a compromise with Mr. Bone.

When J.B. Spiggot, a famous movie director is looking for someone in Bluffington to be in his movie, everyone is sure theyll be chosen, especially Judy. When Doug almost gets an offer, he worries about hurting Judys feelings, but hes saved when Porkchop is who J.B. wants.

Dougs tooth hurts after biting into a candy bar at the movies, and afterwards has to go to his dentist. Although he doesnt want to go to the appointment, he daydreams how Secret Agent Smash Adams would handle a dental situation, but soon his frown turns to a smile when he meets his new female dentist, Dr. Kay.

A mysterious hat floats onto Dougs head. Strange and wonderful things begin to happen to him so Doug claims the hat as lucky, and it isnt long before Roger wants to get his hands on it.

Someone has sabotaged the wheelbarrow race at the Bluffington picnic and now no one can be in the race. So, Doug and Patti team up to solve the mystery of who did it and why.

Doug destroys an entire old house in a rock-throwing contest with Roger. But when Patti witnesses the contest she gets angry at Doug, and he has to figure out why.

Roger and his cat, Stinky, challenge Doug and Porkchop to enter the Bluffington pet talent show.

Doug was only defending himself when he punches Larry the AV nerd in the face because Doug thought he was making fun of him. Now hes popular because of his fight, but Doug cant stand that he punched Larry and wants to be friends again. But everyone likes Doug for it and his popularity could disappear.

Phil convinces Doug that he has a great idea to build the perfect kite to compete in the upcoming Bluffscout airshow. But Doug thinks his Dads idea is too simple, so he changes it thinking it will be better, but he gets surprising results.

Judy is getting her license, and Doug tells Patti that shell take them to the amusement park, Funkytown. But Judy fails her test when she cant parallel park, and Doug must help her pass any way he can so he can get that ride from Judy.

Doug and his friends are on the team Pattis Pulverizers, and they are on top when it comes to winning games. But all of the parents, including Dougs dad, think its unfair that only Patti gets to pitch and they want their own kids to pitch. But after the parents have their way, they realize that it may not be a good idea.

Doug and Skeeter are having trouble finding a scary monster for their homemade video movie, until Mayor White creates a monster of his own with his ""beautify Bluffington"" campaign, which was inspired by Dougs Mom.

Theres a new girl in town named Loretta Lequiqly who says she is from Yakestonia and can speak the language. Loretta catches Skeeters eye and Doug is convinced that Loretta is a liar, and Skeeter is beliveing everything she says. So Doug asks Fentruck to try and catch Loretta in a lie.

Everyone in school is talking about the final scene in the latest horror movie, but Doug closed his eyes and missed the ending. After thinking that hes a chicken for not seeing the ending he finally gets up the courage to see the film again, and realizes its not only not scary, its silly.

Mr. Dink volunteers Doug to dress up as the Big Honkerburger and talk to kids in costume at the Honker Burger for a week. Plus, he has to go to the Bluffington picnic with Patti and be the Big Honkerburger without telling anyone who he is. Dougs busy weekend will be something hell have to handle all on his own.

Beebe gets Doug and Skeeter their first gig for their new band -- but they have to let her join. Now, every time Doug wants to add something to the show he has to let in new members, and it seems they all just want to play the drums.

Doug tries to impress Patti with a magic trick from his new magic set, but it backfires and they end up handcuffed together, without the key, for the entire afternoon. This does not sit well with Patti as it makes her miss planned activites. After many attempts to get the key, they realize the magic store owner may have a solution.

Its the day of the big football game against Bloatsburg and Doug is snared by Coach Spitz, who mistakenly believes Doug has a ""golden toe"" for field kicking. Doug is then put into the next footbal game by Coach Spitz, and he is very nervous when he finds out that Percy Femur is on the other team.

Patti asks Doug to go with her to the movies, and now everyone at school is teasing them about dating. Even Doug wonders if it is really a date or not. In order to find out, Skeeter goes through dating scenarios from a book with Doug.

Over the weekend, Doug puts on a few pounds at Grandma Funnies house and has been invited to Beebes pool party. Doug is so embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit, so he decides to work the extra weight off before the party using Ronald ""Prepare to Suffer"" Weisenheimers videos.

Doug wishes he was more fashionable until his friends at school accuse him of dressing like Dylan Farnum from the TV show ""Teen Heart Street"". Hes tired of being told hes copying someone elses style, so he decides to shop for a new look.

Doug is impressed by Mr. Bluffs gifts to Beebe. Phil feels pressured to make more money for a better birthday present for his son, so he decides to start his own photography store. At first, Doug is excited by the thought of more money, but when he sees the effects on his father and their family, he realizes that money cant buy happiness.

Doug is nominated for class treasurer, and when he finds himself running against Willy White, the mayors son, he starts making promises to his voters he knows he cant keep. Meanwhile, Tippi Dink runs for Mayor of Bluffington and wins!

Doug and Skeeter go digging for artifacts when they get assigned to research Bluffingtons history. They soon get into trouble though, when they are caught digging on the Bluff estate even though they didnt know.

All of Dougs friends have cool bikes, but Doug hates his--until he discovers that someone has stolen it. He thinks about who could have taken it, and wonders if one of his friends is a theif.

A/B) Porkchop has been mistakenly accused of attacking Beebe and Doug has to try and clear his best non-human friend out. Unfortunately, former Mayor White, and Bill Bluff are determined to make sure that Porkchop never bothers anyone again. After a trial in court, Porkchop is sentenced to a dog pound for bad dogs. Then, Doug convinces the court to let Porkchop return to the scene of the crime to show them what really happened.

Theda invites Judys new boyfriend over for dinner, but Judy is embarrassed by her boring family, especially Doug. So she decides to ""spruce"" things up around the house.

Skeeter exaggerates about how Doug can ride on a horse and Doug lets his friends believe the lie. But then Roger challenges Doug to show them, and Patti suggests they all go to a dude ranch to settle the argument. Since Doug cant ride a horse very well, hes nervous about going to the ranch.

As the summer begins, the Funnies plan to drive across the country to visit the Great Painted Gorge. Phil is committed to keeping to a schedule, but Doug and Judy convince him to stop at several tourist traps along the way. The family isnt having any fun on the trip, until they finally reach the stop that makes it all worthwhile.

Its the first day of seventh grade at the new middle school which still does not have a name, so a ""Name Your School"" student contest is created by the former Mayor White who is now the schools principal. The contest causes fierce competition between Patti and Doug when they dont like each others school name suggestions. Doug meets all his teachers including his homeroom and English teacher Miss. Kristal, and during breaks, the students realize the school isnt quite finished yet. Also, the gang is on the search for the perfect new hangout since the Honker Burger is now gone.

The Funnie family is curious when Doug gets a letter from Bolivia. Dougs explanation involves the previous summer, where Doug went to the Grinning Bear Sports Camp with Patti. Meantime, Dougs asthmatic cabinmate Leonard, who has made a career of escaping summer camps, plans yet another escape. However, Doug, Chalky, and Patti have to worry about the upcoming basketball game they have to play against a tougher camp.

Doug wants to go to The Beets Final Farewell Concert with Patti. In order to get enough money to buy concert tickets, Doug gets a job in his grandmother Ednas craftee shopee. She agrees to let Doug make the store more hip by adding a hot foamaccino bar and other various hip toys which increases sales. Soon, Doug has more than enough money for two front row tickets at the concert and even has enough to make the night special. But the day of the concert a trendier store opens accross the street which leaves Doug with no money, and his grandmother out of business.

After Connie starts a rumour, the students of Beebe Bluff Middle School get into an uproar that Skeeter is really a vampire. Doug and Roger investigate the rumour and soon everyone becomes scared of Skeeter after they see him hanging out with bats. Soon all of his friends avoid him and on the night of his Halloween party, Doug feels guilty for not going to his party without even knowing what Skeeter thinks about the rumour.

Doug ends up directing the annual Founders Day Pageant after Judy drops out of directing duties. The group decide to stage a musical based on the founding of Bluffington by the Bluff family. But everyone has different ideas for what to do, and the argument causes everyone to split up. A sudden blizzard leaves everyone stuck inside the school, and Doug realizes they will all have to cooperate to pull through. When help comes to rescue them, they decide to stay in school to finish the play.

After Doug and Skeeter see a commercial for the new movie Targetman, they desperately want to see it. Soon, all of Dougs friends and even his teachers are talking about Targetman. When Doug tells his parents he wants to see it, they dont allow him because it is way too violent and they feel Doug is not mature enough to see it. So Doug tries to be more mature in front of his parents in order for them to let him see the movie, but they still say no. Doug goes with Skeeter to see the movie anyway, only to regret it later on. Meanwhile, Mr. Klotz is in town to visit Roger who also wants to see Targetman, but Mr. Klotz wont let Roger see it, and he doesnt realize why.

Doug complains that Miss. Kristal gives too much homework, and wishes she wouldnt. After Willy tells his dad that Miss. Kristal is a bad teacher, Principal White fires her. So Principal White becomes their new teacher and brings an end to homework. The class is happy that there is no more homework, but soon Willy is the teacher and when he goes overboard, the entire class realize how good Miss. Kristal was.

Doug finds a lost puppy in Lucky Duck park and he decides to keep it until its owner is found. But the puppy proves to be too much trouble at home. The new puppy may be cute, but he isnt like Porkchop and Doug realizes a regular puppy is a lot of work to take care of. When the puppys owner is still not found, Doug gives all his friends a chance to own him. Meanwhile, Al and Moo calculate the day an alien is schedueled to land in Lucky Duck Park.

When the house of Rogers annoying friend Ned Cauphee burns down, Doug thinks is his fault after telling Ned that ""hell get his someday"". Theda offers to house him while Neds house is fixed. When Ned arrives, Doug cant believe how well he behaves because he is nothing like that at school. Doug even starts to feel sympathetic towards Ned. But now Ned is off to visit Grandma Funnie with the rest of the Funnies and Doug is worried hell ruin his grandmothers home.

The new snack fad ""Nic Nacs"" is targeted at adults and kids are going crazy to try some. It soon turns into a negative snack that kids are not supposed to have, which just makes all of Dougs friends wanting some. Through Dougs research for an article for the school paper, he discovers that the snack has an unpleasant and temporary side effect. Also, Mr. Dink quits his job at Bluffco and tries to write his own book.

Doug finds hair in his comb and fears hes going bald, and figures Patti wont want to hang out with him anymore. The gang also is going to meet at the new water park when it opens and Doug doesnt want to go because of his hair. Meanwhile, Patti gets her first pimple. Beebe gets her first nose job and Roger may have gotten his first whisker. Doug lets all these things get in the way of his fun, and later realizes he shouldnt have. Also, Skeeter gets his first failing grade in shop class when his coat rack assignment isnt simple enough, so he is given a second chance to make another simple object.

Doug wakes up the morning after the Flounders Day Picnic to find that Porkchop has packed up his things and is gone. He concludes that someone must have done something bad to him to make him pack up and leave. So he goes to talk all his friends to question them about what happened to Porkchop the day before.

Doug and his friends decide to meet at Funkytown and spend a day having fun, so Judy volunteers to drive him there. But before she drops Doug off, Judy wants to shop at Snord Grupen. After leaving the giant mall, Doug and Judy get lost on the way to Funkytown.

Skeeter is dating Beebe and Doug is disgusted by Skeeters lovesick attitude and jealous of their friendship. Doug decides to fight back which ends up in the end of their friendship. Doug and Skeeter have been friends forever, but not anymore. Then when Doug tries to break up Skeeter and Beebe, Elmo reminds Doug who got them together. Meanwhile, a flood is reported to hit Bluffington and Roger wants to be part of ""the biggest thing to ever hit this town"".

When Guy invites Patti to go to a star-studded premiere of a new movie called Slag & Felpy, Doug feels jealous that Guy took Patti out on a date. In a Quailman daydream, the Golden Salmon appears in Megalopolis, but Quailman isnt sure hes a superhero. Meanwhile, Dr. Rubbersuit separates Quailmans dark side into an evil personality knows as the Dark Quail.

Connie Benge becomes obsessed with winning a local radio-station contest to become a rock n roll star. She brings Doug into it, and is so obsessed she thinks about quitting school just like Flounder from The Beets did. Soon she realizes Flounder may have not done the right thing. Meanwhile, Al, Moo and Skeeter try to contact the monster of the lake by creating a monster calling machine.

When Doug worries he is only average, he decides that to make his level of importance higher he should be a collector of unusal and (hopefully) valuable items. So he goes to a flea market with a valuable collecters item book looking for rubber tub stoppers and bowls, but someone has already gotten to them. Meanwhile, Roger gets on Mr. Bones good side to get himself out of detention and Skeeter asks the A.V. Nerds to help him find the Lucy Duck Monster using A.V. equipment.

Popular eight grader Cassandra Bleem asks Doug to be her date at the upcoming Bluffington Blowout Bar-Becue and Beach Bash beach party and he does everything to prepare to be cool in front of Cassandra. Meanwhile, the Sleech twins try different kind of ways to get dates for the beach party.

Doug, Patti and Guy are invited to see The Beets recording a new record in Bluffington, but Doug promised to clean his grandmas attic with his Dad. As he cleans, Doug escapes into a daydream about how goofy Quailmans Dad is against the Golden Salmon. Back to reality, Doug finds out that his Dad was in a band in the 70s and when he drops Doug off at the recording studio, they learn that the Beets need a replacement drummer for a song. When Phil steps up to take the job, Doug just hopes he wont be embarassed.

Beebe is having a Halloween party with a costume contest. After Dougs homemade Lucky Duck monster costume is destroyed by Dirtbike, Doug needs help for a new Halloween costume. So he goes to Skeeter, Judy, Mr. Dink, and Roger for help, but Doug cant believe they are all too busy to help him. Later, Doug cant believe that people all over town are turning into Doug clones!

Roger blames Doug for hitting Mr. Bone with a football, which sends Doug to detention. Roger then pretends to break his ankle and again blames it on Doug. Feeling guilty, Doug then becomes Rogers servant. In Megalopolis, Quailman thinks he is to blame after Dr. Klotzensteins Funky Pumper stops working after Quailman uses his Quaileye on him. He decides to go inside his body to cure him, but soon finds out the real cause of Kloztensteins illness.

Patti is better than Doug at every sport they play, and Doug wonders how he will ever impress her. So he daydreams about how Quailman would try to impress a new superhero who arrives in Megalopolis named Supersport.

The S.T.U.A.R.T. corporations faulty products are making citizens in Megalopolis uncharacteristically short-tempered. Quailman has had enough of the faulty products, so he and Silver Skeeter set out to find the leader.

Judy auditions for an acting admission to Vole University, and she accidentally hands in Dougs doodle to the Dean. Judy ends up accepted to Vole, but only because of Dougs doodle. Judy is okay with it until the Dean asks her to draw examples for a class. Meanwhile, Doug tags along with Judy and finds out what he really wants to do with the rest of his life as he waits for the results from a drawing talent contest.

In preparation for Bluffington Pride Day, the contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on. Patti has written the perfect song, the only problem is she cant sing to save her life. Doug lies to Patti about her singing which leads to her entering the contest and Doug has to tell the truth or convince Patti to drop out of the singing contest because it would only embarass her.

Mr. Dink is always busy with several gadgets and hes too busy to give Doug his Bluffscout ""snoarking"" badge test. So in a daydream, Quailman tries to help his friend Professor Quint in his experiments. But the Professor always fails because, hes always busy with so many different things. Quint thinks hell succeed in crime insetad of science and Quailman must set him straight. After his daydream, Doug uses Quailmans actions on Mr. Dink.

Beebe Bluffs family is penniless due to heavy investments in the Yakestonian snoozegraffle crop, which gets completely destroyed due to a storm. Also because of the destroyed crop, Fentrucks family cant support their son overseas and will have to send him back home if he doesnt raise enough money. Doug, Patti and Skeeter try to save Fentruck from leaving and show Beebe that you dont need a lot of money to have a good time.

Patti worries her Dad, Chad, is dating Edwina Klotz, so she does everything, including eating at Chez Honk to find out. Doug and Patti discover Chad is dating someone, but its not Edwina. When she has dinner at the Mayonnaises, Patti feels she is trying to replace her mother. Meanwhile, Doug finds out the truth about what happened to his pet goldfish as a kid.

Convinced that girls like rebels, Doug decides to cut school during an assembly and have a wild adventure with Skeeter. But Mr. Bone finds out and although he cant tell who is cutting school, he is determined to hunt down the fugitives. Doug and Skeeter go to the mall, Swirlys and the park and find out that cutting school is not as wild as they thought. When their boring adventure is over, they return to school only to find out that Patti doesnt like a real rebel.

Roger gets Doug to teach him how to be a gentleman in order to get Beebe to ask him to go to the Bumpkin Day Hoe-Down Dance with him where the girls ask the guys. Doug hopes Patti will ask him, but shes sick and Doug is afraid shell ask someone else once shes better. Also, Skunky shows his friends that he has webbed toes which is distracting everyone in gym class, so Coach Spitz forces Skunky to cover up his toes at all times.

While surfing the internet on the Funnie familys new computer to find music for the upcoming retro dance, Doug and Skeeter encounter Webster, a kid they agree to meet to exchange some records. What the boys dont know is that Webster is really Friendly Frankie, a rather unscrupulous adult. Instead of meeting them, however, Webster/Frankie creates a distraction and steals their records. Horrified, Doug and Skeeter go back online and find similar records for sale at Friendly Frankies Used Records. At the store, when the boys try to talk to Frankie about their records, Doug and Skeeter find themselves in a bad situation. Meanwhile, Judy is online in the Bluffingtons Pretentious Artists Chat Room, where she meets a guy who uses the screen name Leonardo DWarhol. Believing she has met the man of her dreams, Judy arranges a meeting in person only to discover that Leonardo is not quite the man she expected.

For the final school dance of the school year (the Spring Fling A-Ding), Doug tells his class he can get The Beets to play at the dance, but they suddenly break up again after fighting over a banana. Meanwhile, Phils old band members visit the Funnies and they decide to play at the dance when Doug invites them. But after Doug hears their horrible practice session, Doug has to decide if he should fire his own Dad from playing at the dance and embarassing himself.