The Amanda Show

Amandas number one fan Penelope opens the show today, as Amanda is not on the guest list for some reason. Jack and Jake, the two least successful bullies in school are trying to cause up trouble, but it just doesnt seem to work!!! Also, Amanda has a date with a boy with a pimple, at first she thinks its ugly and sick.... but in the end she runs away with it and leaves the boy sitting by himself with a confused face. Plus, Amanda has some fun with a prank call to Mr. Oldman.

It starts of with amanda, teaching the lobsters to dance and when they do it infront of the audience, amanda pops off and penelope trys and disguises herself as one of the lobsters and tries to keep up with their dance. Also, alot of people get ripped off in blockblister, one of them being a person who asked for austin powers and got a different version done by the blockblister family. And the blokey family get new neighbours, who take things a bit too seriously. Like asking them to hold something for a second, they count to one missisippi and then drop it.

Amanda takes extreme measures to break through The Amanda Shows tight security. She gives them some of her muscle. When she gets to the stage, the audience dont understand a word she says. Theres also a tense game of ""So You Wanna Win Five Dollars?"" and Amanda finds a good way to deal with broccoli.

Today Penelope is awakened from her bad dream by a surprise visitor from The Amanda Show... its not amanda though, its one of the amanda shows camera men. Amandas opening is disrupted by an audience member who cant listen to LFO on their CD player. Amanda solves the problem by bringing on the band themselves! They sing a song about Amanda. Drake, Requel and the dancing lobsters dance with them.

Penelope has stolen the A of the AMANDA letters in the Amanda show studio, what makes it MANDA. Dareen and her dad now have a sushi shop, and it still carrys on to be disgusting stuff like toe nail sushi and samari sushi. Amandas dad buys a new TV set, which gets stolen by a burglar. Then Penelope decides to return the ""A"", but has trouble getting it in the back of a taxi.

Amanda discovers that theres no audience to hear her opening monologue because shes arrived too early. Requel and Amanda get a prank call from two boys, so they use Call ZAP! Judge Trudy gives an unfair punishment to a man whos zoo animals had been released all over the city and a woman whos daughter had painted her face, hair and other parts all orange. Amanda also cant sleep at night, so her parents give her a doll that wont shut up. One of the lobsters has a cold, so Amanda says ""You need your daily dose of Vitamin C!"".. what links to the next part of the show. Guest singer Vitamin C sings for amanda and the audience. Kyle talks about his cordless phone & how he never found it. And Mr Oldman gets another prank call from Amanda.

Penelope comes on her motorbike to start the comedy off & sees a guard and he asks her for her name and it isnt on the list. So... she bribes him with money - doesnt work, jeweles - doesnt work, and then she is teasing him with a pizza slice and chucks it in the air. Then the guard gos after it and Penelope gos full speed into the entrance. Amanda then tries to kick off the show, but cant due to a loud noise upstairs, she then gos to see what it is. Once she gets to the top, she sees 3 big blokes country dancing and asks them to be quiet... as she is doing a show! They agree and then theres an advert of Popcorn Pants, in gravy, ketchup and many others flavours. Then theres another advert for Moodys Point (Taking the mickey out of Dawsons Creek) thats going to be shown next week on The Amanda Show. Then its time for another blockblister, and a boy comes in with an annoying / girly voice saying that his mother ordered ""Snow Day"" and it wasnt ""Snow Day""! But the daughter co

Today, Amanda has a cold. Penelope turns up and starts stealing Amandas germs, but gets caught by security! Meanwhile, Amanda helps an audience member find their lost paper clip. Its so fascinating we have to go to a commercial for the always-popular ""Allowance Doubler"" - then its back to the show, and the members of The Girls Room are trying out for new members. Plus, Amanda holds a talk show from her jacuzzi, gets a visit from Tony Pajamas the babysitter, tells some knock knock jokes in another Hillbilly Moment, Kyle has a shower moment, theres a small problem with the telephone, and more suggestions from the audience about how to cure Amandas cold.

Penelopes quest to find Amanda finds her turning up in somebodys toilet, which is almost as smelly as our first commercial for a game that everyone will enjoy - Pass The Skunk! Then its back to the show, and Judge Trudy is a contestant on another edition of So You Wanna Win $5. Theres just time for a visit to Moodys Point before we have to close the show once more, and Amanda discovers why the lights keep going out.

Drake starts the show with an attempt on the turkey balancing record, while Amanda has some presidential guest stars. After the fight breaks out, its time to go to another gross commercial, but were back in time to pay another visit to the Girls Room. Crazy Courtney is back, and today shes getting a lesson in how to play the piano, while Amanda interviews Santa Claus in the jacuzzi before closing the show with a jitterbugging dance lesson.

Today Amanda is searching for someone to open Joshs bag of crisps, but theres a painful moment when she feels a little unwell and needs some medical advice. Theres a commercial message for the Little Crazy Hatman, and we go shopping at Cookie Dooper. Then, some serious factual documentary programming, Penelope swaps clothes with Barney, and Kyle talks about his cousin in Jersey - until he realises that he has no cousin in Jersey. And finally, Penelope gets to meet Amanda at long last - but is it really Amanda, or just an incredible simulation?

The Amanda Show gets off to a bad start today when its opened by the wrong Amanda! After the mistake is sorted out, its time for a quick word from Mammal-Os, the healthy cereal with a live mammal in every box! Then back to the action with Crazy Courtney, a quick visit to Moodys Point, and Kyle totally tells us about the radio. Plus, Amandas meat song is interrupted by the sound of a lawnmower - someones mowing the stage!

Penelope meets a famous Nick star today - not Amanda, but Noah from Noah Knows Best. Meanwhile, Amanda finds that she has somebody elses pager. Theres a visit to the Cookie shop, except now its selling something else, and theres more prime-time entertainment with Amandas Jacuzzi and another million dollar episode of ""Stranded"". Meanwhile, backstage, Penelope has to tie Noah to a chair to make him look at her website, while Kyle tells us whats on his mind with more ""Totally Kyle"". Then Noah escapes, but gets on stage just as the show is closing! They think its all over!

Penelope thinks shes finally going to speak to Amanda when shes a guest on a phone in show, but the emergency broadcast system interrupts proceedings. Amanda tries to open the show, but is interrupted by dodgeballs, and Judge Trudy enrols on the first day of school, but is interrupted by a problem with oatmeal. Theres just time for a quick visit to Moodys Point, before its time to close the show  but why is it snowing in the studio?

Amanda is taking a nap today, so Josh and Drake do the audience greeting instead but the audience only want Amanda! Theres time for a commercial message from Ham, the great new toy for boys and girls! Plus, Blockblister rents another high quality movie to an unsuspecting customer. Today, its the F Men! We cross to the basement of Roberta and Toby for an edition of The Dare Show, theres another Hillbilly Moment featuring a pink toilet, and Kyle describes a dream he had about breakfast

Penelope plots a new hare-brained scheme to meet Amanda. Amandas show opening interrupted by a french painter who is painting a picture of Amanda. Theres an advert for My Beautful Big Toe and its Ambers Birthday in The Girls Room. Theres just enough time for a visit to Moodys Point before the show goes to a complete stop. All this plus a man who is covered in bubble bath, thinking the stage is his bathroom!

OPENING: Penelope uses truth gas on Drake and Josh but it actually makes them tell about their lives instead of telling Penelope where Amanda is. AMANDA: Amanda forgets her opening joke. COMMERCIAL: Snap, Crackle, KABOOM! (WELL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a dance infront of her house) CINTHIA WORTHINGTON AMANDAS JACUZZI: A Professional Wrestler gets interviewed THE LUCKLESSES: The family goes to baseball game HILLBILLY MOMENT: Eenis gets hit upon the head with a head (WELL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a hawaiian dance) PENELOPE MIDDLE: Penelope and her brother Preston try to phone Amanda on a 40 foot pole (They get France, South Dakota, and finally Amandas Dressing Room). But when they reach Amanda, the wires explode. CALLING MR.OLDMAN: ""Sally Poofenduff"" calls Mr.Oldman about squirting whipped cream in his mouth and calls him Uncle Nipsy. CLOSING: 3 big blokes try to get Amanda to eat clams.

Penelope makes this instant message machine for a chance to meet Amanda. Amandas opening turns into a game show because two blokes think the show is a game show. We stop at a commercial for Super Red Hots, a fun candy. Theres time for another edition of The Dare Show. Someone from Boston, Illinois wants Sharon to eat some of Tobys hair. Someone from San Francisco, Tennesee played by Josh wants Toby to wear a bra and stuff it with macaroni and cheese. Someone from Nashville, Ireland wants Sharon to slack peanut butter and marshmallows all over her hair. And finally, someone from Minneapolis, Massachusetts wants Sharon and Tobys mom to lick the camera lenses. Theres a Hillbilly Moment featuring a cement block. The Queen of England gets interviewed at Amandas Jacuzzi and Kyle talks about getting gum on his shoe. The show ends with the cast members crowding around the camera trying to get a speck off the lenses.

Penelope hypnotizes Drake & Josh so they can tell her where Amanda is, but it backfires. We meet the Lucklesses, an unfortunate, and unlucky family. King Henry VIII splashes into Amandas Jacuzzi to talk and also, to get some spaghetti. Time for a prank call to Mr. Oldman, whilst Eenis and Lula-Mae have fun in yet another Hillbilly Moment.

Nancy introduces Amanda and Drake to the "Costumatic 5000", a machine that gets you dressed quickly, but she has some trouble operating the machine. Amandas show opening is interrupted by a fly swarming around the stage. Theres an advertisement for "Why Not Sumo?", followed by more respect for kids on Judge Trudy. We also visit the Extremes, a family who takes everything to the extreme. Theres time for a Hillbilly Moment and we also see Penelope visiting a psychologist. More prank calls to Mr. Oldman, another Hillbilly Moment and more "interesting" topics with Totally Kyle. To end the show, Drake gets chased by 3 huge football players searching for their football.