Puppets Who Kill

The series takes place in a halfway house for very bad puppets and features four felonious puppet inmates who are doing time with their human caseworker as they wait until that glorious day.

2002 HD 30min Canada English

Dan Redican Bob Martin Gord Robertson James Rankin

Comedy Crime

puppet criminal social worker

S1E1 - Pilot 2002-10-04

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S1E2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife 2002-10-11

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellors wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

S1E3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail 2002-10-18

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

S1E4 - Buttons Goes To Court 2002-10-25

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

S1E5 - Bill's Brain 2002-10-31

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

S1E6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete 2002-11-08

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

S1E7 - Rocko's Telethon 2002-11-15

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

S1E8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot 2002-11-22

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

S1E9 - Dan's Crush 2002-11-29

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S1E10 - Dan The Greeter

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

S1E11 - Cuddles Gets Laid 2002-12-13

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

S1E12 - Dan's Umbrella 2002-12-20

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBCs secret collection of celebritiess brains

S1E13 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door 2002-12-27

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S2E1 - Bill Sues 2004-01-30

Bill tries to sue the families of his victims for mental cruelty and is sentenced to castration for wasting the judges time.

S2E2 - Portrait Of Buttons 2004-02-06

Dan cons Buttons into thinking his portrait is cursed to reflect his evil to control him but accidentally drives the bear into a homicidal rage resulting in a bloodbath at the local church.

S2E3 - Prostitutes For Jesus 2004-02-13

Buttons has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous ""husband"" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who have announced a holy mission to see that the terminally ill get laid.

S2E4 - Cuddles The Demon 2004-02-20

Dans game with an Ouija board results in Buttons being possessed by a demon who intends to destroy the world and picks Dan as the virgin sacrifice he needs to finish the job.

S2E5 - Buttons The Geriatric 2004-02-27

Buttons picks an elderly rich widow as his ticket to the good life and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop her changing her will to leave him everything.

S2E6 - Dead Ted 2004-03-05

Rockos old cellmate Ted drops by to say hi and offer to share his hidden loot with him but dies accidentally before he can tell Rocko where its hidden

S2E7 - Cuddles The Religious Icon 2004-03-12

Cuddle gains the power to heal by touch and becomes known to the neighbours as the Miracle Child but his popularity annoys Dan who sets out to destroy Cuddles gift until he discovers he has terminal bowel cancer.

S2E8 - Bill's Got The Blues 2004-03-19

Bill is suffering from extreme depression because Dans forbidden him to commit murder but Dan needs Bill to cheer up so he can have a chance at a successful Social Workers grant

S2E9 - Pizza Boys Are Missing 2004-03-26

In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies to a pretty lady, (Meredith Henderson), to get what he wants. The truth about Buttons is uncovered though, and the case of the disappearing pizza boys is solved.

S2E10 - Rocko Gets A Lung 2004-04-02

Rocko learns hes down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but hes such a scumbag that no ones willing to donate them to him and he doesnt have the money to buy a new set. Bills sent to a TV quiz show to earn the money but it turns out his genius at home was actually from cheating and in hes way over his head.

S2E11 - Dan And The Necrophiliac 2004-04-09

At Uncle Harrys funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin hes always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the chance to get laid?

S2E12 - Rocko And The Twins 2004-04-16

Cuddles latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the situation and finds hes met his match in the bitter & angry sister. To everyones surprise their mutual hostility turns into a passionate affair while Cuddles finds that the other sister is far more boring than her personal ad claimed.

S2E13 - The Twilight Place 2004-04-23

Dan gets rid of the TV to stop the gang doing nothing but sitting around watching it so Cuddles and Rocko buy their own set from a thrift shop but it turns out to be cursed.

S3E1 - Buttons On A Hot Tin Roof 2005-02-11

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S3E2 - Cuddles The Manchurian Candidate 2005-02-18

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S3E3 - Buttons the Dresser 2005-02-25

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S3E4 - Gus The Arsonist 2005-03-04

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S3E5 - Rocko's Politician 2005-03-11

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S3E6 - Buttons And The Paternity Suit 2005-03-18

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S3E7 - Dan And The Bird Flu 2005-03-25

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S3E8 - The CBC Is Killing Again 2005-04-01

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S3E9 - The Lovely Fred 2005-04-08

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S3E10 - The Amazing Bill 2005-04-15

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S3E11 - Button's Big Fat Greek Wedding 2005-04-22

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S3E12 - Cuddles the Artist 2005-04-29

Dan encourages Cuddles to be more creative in his artistic endeavours but is surprised when he sees the unusual source for Cuddles newest creations. When Cuddles is believed to be dead shortly thereafter from an apparent suicide, interest in this work skyrockets and Bill and Rocko quickly move to advantage of this atmosphere.

S3E13 - Dan and the New Neighbour 2005-05-06

Bill must deal with Corrections Canadas new social worker intern at their house. Meanwhile, Dan, Cuddles, and Buttons fight for their new neighbours affections.

S4E1 - The Joyride 2006-03-02

The puppets steal a car parked near a local variety store. However, they are unaware of the cars owner or the fact that the car contains unwanted baggage - a dead body!

S4E2 - Dan and the Garden Shears 2006-03-09

Dan resolves to get back garden shears from his neighbor but seems to be stymied when the neighbor dies and is buried with the garden shears. Meanwhile, Buttons plans to steer clear of a tryst with a woman supposedly cursed to have her lovers die unexpectedly but his plans goes awry.

S4E3 - Mr. Big 2006-03-16

After acquiring a Falcon, Cuddles is mistaken by a group of criminals as the legendary mobster Mr. Big and the consequences could be deadly for Dan and the others

S4E4 - Dan Is Dead 2006-03-23

Dan is presumed dead and his will reveals that he was a multi-millionaire at the time of his death. However, the puppets discover that the will had an odd provisal: the money would go entirely to the one person who could prove they loved Dan the most.

S4E5 - Bill and the Berkowitz's 2006-03-30

A dispute between Rocko and a local drug dealer climaxes with a dead mailman at the door of the halfway house and Bill being blamed for it. To rehab his image, Bill befriends an elderly couple but this doesnt turn exactly as he planned.

S4E6 - Oedipus Dan 2006-04-06

Dans mother arrives for a short visit at the halfway house. After a series of unfortunate accidents, and a little subtle encouragement from Rocko, she begins to believe that Dan has an Oedipus complex. To make matters worse, Dan is told he may fall victim to the Oedipus prophecy that foretells nasty events for him and his parents.

S4E7 - Buttons and the Dying Wish Foundation 2006-04-13

When news comes out that Buttons runs a slave labor factory that produces Buttons the Bear dolls, Buttons looks for a way to restore his public image. Rocko suggests contacting a foundation that grants wishes of terminally ill people but Buttons quickly finds out that granting such a wish isnt a short term fix as he thinks. Meanwhile, Dan is annoyed when Bill keeps interrupting at the most inopportune times and Rocko, with great reluctance, agrees to help out a former prison inmate.

S4E8 - Bill's Wedding 2006-04-20

A minister and his wife pay a visit to the halfway house and in a short amount of time, Buttons starts fooling around with the wife, to the dismay of the minister. Meanwhile, Bill is set to marry a woman he has known only briefly even as reports circulate of a beautiful woman killing people at an alarming rate.

S4E9 - The Rival House 2006-04-27

Dan learns that Correction Services will be closing down one of the halfway houses in the area with the other run by an arch rival of Dans. With the other house populated by seemingly perfect puppets, Dan and his charges seem destined to lose this competition.

S4E10 - The Hostage 2006-05-04

Buttons trip to Rio lands him in hot war financially and he resorts to kidnapping a wealthy businessman as a means to extricate him from the mess. Dan tries to get Corrections Canada to hire a maid to clean the house for him.

S4E11 - A Few Feuds 2006-05-11

A series of misunderstandings lead Rocko, Bill, Buttons and Cuddles to believe each of them is trying to kill one of the others in house. Meanwhile, Dan finds himself caught up in an old feud betweeen two warring families.

S4E12 - Dan's Ideal Woman 2006-05-18

Dan tells Buttons of his ideal woman and is horrified when Buttons finds and seduces a woman that fits that description. Meanwhile, Bill starts to build bombs as a hobby and Rocko tries to get in shape with equipment he steals from others.

S4E13 - Buttons the Ghost 2006-06-22

Dan and Buttons are involved in a car accident with Buttons left in a near death coma as a result. However, Buttons ghost appears at the halfway house and quickly makes Dans life miserable as only he can. Frustrated, Dan resolves to rid himself of the ethereal presence through any means necessary.

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