Those Who Can't

When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge... and even the librarian gets in on the action!

The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over whos the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize theyre stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoots new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coachs methods dont sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him

After Abbey accidentally discovers Smoots racist past, Cattie brings in Native American students to make-up for the bad publicity. Plus, Rod and Loren start a craft brewery on campus, but find that their success may be short-lived.

Loren finally completes his novel, but the books success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his agent. However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summers abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

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When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

Against all odds, Fairbell excels in his new role as principal, but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang’s easy street.

With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

With the gang trapped in a Smoot “escape room,” new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.

When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.

The Smoot faculty exploits student-teachers from a local university.

Stevens vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

With the school in danger of being shut down, the gang hatches a plan to save the day. Meanwhile, Quinn and Tammy embark on a drug-fueled vision quest.