Squidbillies

Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.

2004 HD TV-14 United States English

Dave Willis Dana Snyder Tracy Morgan Bobby Ellerbee Daniel McDevitt Jason Isbell Patricia French Todd Hanson Elizabeth Cook

Animation Comedy

S1E1 - This Show Is Called Squidbillies 2005-10-16

The backstories of how the Squidbillies, Americas favorite family, came to be.

S1E2 - Take This Job and Love It 2005-10-23

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

S1E3 - School Days, Fool Days 2005-10-30

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

S1E4 - Chalky Trouble 2005-11-06

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rustys maternity.

S1E5 - Family Trouble 2005-11-13

Revelations regarding Rustys maternity lead to questions regarding Rustys paternity.

S1E6 - Office Politics Trouble 2005-11-20

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

S2E1 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble 2006-09-17

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

S2E2 - Butt Trouble 2006-09-24

Something strange comes out of Rustys butt.

S2E3 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two 2006-10-01

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rustys eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

S2E4 - Swayze Crazy 2006-10-08

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

S2E5 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble 2006-10-15

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

S2E6 - Meth O.D. to My Madness 2006-10-22

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he cant pay off Dan Halens monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

S2E7 - The Tiniest Princess 2006-10-29

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Grannys stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

S2E8 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust 2006-11-05

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

S2E9 - Bubba Trubba 2006-11-12

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck peoples brains out.

S2E10 - Burned and Reburned Again 2006-11-19

Early is desperate for Krystals attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

S2E11 - Terminus Trouble 2006-11-26

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

S2E12 - Survival of the Dumbest 2006-12-10

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff arent good preachers.

S2E13 - A Sober Sunday 2006-12-17

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

S2E14 - Rebel with a Claus 2006-12-24

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

S3E1 - Webnecks 2008-01-20

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

S3E2 - Beast Implants 2008-01-27

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

S3E3 - Tween Steam 2008-02-03

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

S3E4 - Wing Nut 2008-02-10

After seeing Earlys pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

S3E5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is \"Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation\" 2008-02-17

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

S3E6 - Earth Worst 2008-02-24

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

S3E7 - The Good One 2008-03-02

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lils failure to use condoms.

S3E8 - Sharif 2008-03-09

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

S3E9 - Condition: Demolition! 2008-03-16

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

S3E10 - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma 2008-03-23

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides its his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

S3E11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire 2008-04-06

After the squids house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fires origin.

S3E12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling 2008-04-13

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

S3E13 - Armageddon It On! 2008-04-20

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

S3E14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen 2008-04-27

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

S3E15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby 2008-05-04

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare deep fried pine booby, Early goes on the hunt.

S3E16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam 2008-05-11

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

S3E17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam 2008-05-18

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

S3E18 - Pile M for Murder 2008-05-25

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

S3E19 - Mud Days and Cornfused 2008-06-01

During the annual Mud Days celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to go green.

S3E20 - Krystal, Light 2008-06-08

Earlys passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

S4E1 - Lerm 2009-05-17

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

S4E2 - The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube 2009-05-24

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and thats why theyre wrong.

S4E3 - The FIne Ol' Solution 2009-05-31

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

S4E4 - Anabolic-holic 2009-06-07

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

S4E5 - Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind 2009-06-14

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

S4E6 - The Big Gay Throwdown 2009-06-21

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

S4E7 - Atone Deaf 2009-06-28

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

S4E8 - God's Bro 2009-07-05

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

S4E9 - Reunited, And It Feels No Good 2009-07-19

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

S4E10 - Not Without My Cash Cow! 2009-07-19

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

S5E1 - Need for Weed 2010-05-16

The discovery of Lils secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

S5E2 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler 2010-05-23

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiners.

S5E3 - Dead Squid Walking 2010-05-30

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

S5E4 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums 2010-06-06

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

S5E5 - Holodeck Redneck 2010-06-13

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Grannys real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

S5E6 - Frivolacious Squidigation? 2010-06-20

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

S5E7 - Fatal Distraction 2010-06-27

Earlys GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

S5E8 - Clowny Freaks 2010-07-04

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

S5E9 - Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine 2010-07-11

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

S5E10 - America: Why I Love Her 2010-07-18

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

S6E1 - Asbestos I Can 2011-09-11

Earlys addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

S6E2 - Class of '86 2011-09-18

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halens bullying.

S6E3 - Velvet Messiah 2011-09-25

Early steals grannys picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

S6E4 - Big E 2011-10-02

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

S6E5 - Keeping It in the Family Way 2011-10-09

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rustys girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

S6E6 - Snow Daddy 2011-10-16

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Earlys parenting skills.

S6E7 - Ballmart 2011-10-23

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halens new Ball Mart super store.

S6E8 - The Pharaoh's Wad 2011-10-30

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

S6E9 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap 2011-11-06

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

S6E10 - Trucked Up! 2011-11-13

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldnt be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

S7E1 - Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D 2012-07-22

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

S7E2 - Beware the Butt-Cutter 2012-07-29

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

S7E3 - Squidbilly Manfishing 2012-08-05

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Earlys guys-only fishin weekend.

S7E4 - Green and Sober 2012-08-12

Lil goes to drug rehab.

S7E5 - The Legend of Kid Squid 2012-08-19

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

S7E6 - From Russia With Stud 2012-08-26

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

S8E1 - Granite Caverns 2013-08-11

Early becomes king of a cave.

S8E2 - Ga-Ga-Ghost 2013-08-18

Early causes trouble with his fathers ghost.

S8E3 - The Inkubator Lives! 2013-08-25

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

S8E4 - Drone To The Bone 2013-09-09

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

S8E5 - A Jailhouse Divided 2013-09-15

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S8E6 - Stop. Jammertime! 2013-09-22

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S8E7 - Thou Shale Not Drill 2013-09-29

The squids debate fracture mining.

S8E8 - The Squid Stays in the Picture 2013-10-06

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.

S8E9 - Gun of a Son 2013-10-13

In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.

S9E1 - Hetero-Cephalo Agenda 2014-09-21

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

S9E2 - Limbitless 2014-09-28

Early trades his legs.

S9E3 - Taint Misbehavin' 2014-10-05

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S9E4 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water 2014-10-12

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove hes a good dad.

S9E5 - Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg! 2014-10-19

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

S9E6 - A Walk To Dignity 2014-11-02

Sheriffs dad breaks the law.

S9E7 - Granny Hotfoot 2014-11-09

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

S9E8 - Sheriff-in-law 2014-11-16

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

S9E9 - Hybrid To Hell 2014-11-23

Early loses the love of his life.

S9E10 - Jose, Can You? Si! 2014-11-30

Early learns the value of a hard days work done by someone else.

S10E1 - Lipstick on a Squid 2016-07-10

In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.

S10E2 - Southern Pride and Prejudice 2016-07-17

Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.

S10E3 - Trackwood Race-ist 2016-07-24

Early battles his grandson.

S10E4 - The Peep 2016-07-31

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

S10E5 - Vicki 2016-08-07

Sheriffs old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

S10E6 - Cephalo-ectomy 2016-08-14

You can take the squid out of the boy, but its not covered by insurance.

S10E7 - Greener Pastor 2016-08-21

Scott Hilley dies.

S10E8 - Squash B'Gosh 2016-10-30

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

S10E9 - Thanks-taking 2016-11-20

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

S11E1 - Dove in an Iron Cage 2017-10-15

Justice is served, mayo free.

S11E2 - The Guzzle Bumpkin 2017-10-22

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

S11E3 - Jacksonville Jackass 2017-10-29

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party.

S11E4 - The Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet 2017-11-05

Earlys most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

S11E5 - The Ballad of the Latrine Marine 2017-11-12

It takes a man to make the womens room safe from men who think theyre women.

S11E6 - Debased Ball 2017-11-19

Early exploits himself for attention.

S11E7 - Tortuga de Mentiras 2017-11-26

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

S11E8 - Duel of the Dimwits 2017-12-03

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

S11E9 - The War On the War On Christmas 2017-12-10

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

S11E10 - Dewey Two-ey 2017-12-17

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

S12E1 - Forever Autumn 2019-08-11

Dan Halens foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

S12E2 - Galvin 2019-08-11

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind

S12E3 - Muscadine Wine 2019-08-18

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode

S12E4 - The Reenactment Of The Repulsion Of The Siege Of Cuyler Mountain 2019-08-25

After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price

S12E5 - Rich Dan, Poor Dan 2019-08-25

Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy