Clarkson's Farm

Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm

Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isnt.

As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries arent all related to the upcoming lambing season.

As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

The day of the Councils decision on Jeremys restaurant arrives.

Jeremys restaurant idea is re-born, and theres not a moment to waste.

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy needs to formulate a new plan to get his farm through the year.

Its Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremys farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one week old arrivals to the farm to lift everyones spirits.

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for some strategic thinking.

Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy gets to grips with a new piece of kit.

It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.