The Simple Life

The girls move into the farm where we meet their hosts, the Ledding family. They freak out over chicken plucking and the enormous tick in their bedroom overtop a well. The dad lays down the rules but when have the Hiltons ever obeyed them? And both girls decide the oldest son deserves a little reminder of this trip.....

Fresh off their failure as dairy-farm workers, the girls take a job at a fast-food joint, only to find that serving the public is their private nightmare.

The girls work for this cattle auctioneer. He has them go to the feed store to pick up some feed. Nicole decides to charge a few extra things to his account. A folding mirror and a $120 birdhouse to give to the lady they are staying with for Mothers Day. The man finds out and comes to talk to them.

In the finale, the girls are prodded to pack their pricey bags after Nicoles barroom hissy finally gets Janets goat. Not that theyve been model citizens anyway. Having insulted locals and avoided labor since day one, its a safe bet that few folks will be missing Misses Richie and Hilton once theyre gone.

Paris and Nicole get a job working with a taxidermist; Paris is homesick and relies on Nicole to cheer her up.

Paris and Nicole get jobs at Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida and play a surprising game of hide-and-seek with their bosss daughter.

While staying with a host family, Nicole butts heads with their oldest son and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine.

In Texas, the two terrors steal away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action that ends up coloring the kids opinions of their new houseguests.

The girls bring their own spice to Spicewood, Texas, where they repay their biker couple hosts by helping their 14-year-old son with his homework. Maybe theyll do better when they get jobs at Lonnys Beauty Salon. Or maybe not. Woops - why does that nice woman look like a hooker? You can guess who gave her a makeover!

Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.

Paris and Nicole leave New York aboard a bus headed for New Jersey, where they work as mechanics in an auto body shop.

Paris and Nicole take flight to the friendly skies as they get jobs working for an airline. But things turn out bad when Nicole freaks out that her hosts cat attacks Foxy Cleopatra.

Paris and Nicole go and work with a plastic surgeon. Obviously, chaos reigns more ways than one. Also, Meanwhile, the girls hit it off with their new host family and leave quite a lasting impression on the mom.

Paris and Nicole are interns at a day-care center.

When the girls intern at the Gourmet Bakery, they stir up a whole lot of trouble making desserts. Also Paris cooks dinner for the family she is staying with.

Paris and Nicole intern at a retirement home and although they fail at cooking and cleaning, they make up for it by adding their own twist to the seniors activity calendar.

The girls are now in Atlantic City, where they heat things up when they intern as firefighters. And also the girls try to become friends of he kids of their new host family, but their plan backfires.

Paris and Nicole try their hand as wedding planners at the Dearly Beloved Wedding Chapel in Nashville. Trouble starts when the girls oversleep and leave the nervous bride biting her nails at the altar.

Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolans hormones go through the roof.

Paris and Nicole fill in for a housewife who is desperate to keep the spark alive in her 12-year marriage. The girls "husband for a day" bends over backward as he tries to teach them how a relationship works, but commitment just doesnt come easily for Paris and Nicole. To show this couple how they would keep the spark alive, Paris gets wild n wet on a golf course, and Nicole brings blindfolds, tequila and an erotic photo shoot into the mix. Its safe to say this host couple may never be the same.

Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.

Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.

Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.

Paris and Nicole are finally back together after their long fight and Malibus Camp Shawnee gets the pleasure of meeting them. Paris and Nicole are introduced to the campers interested in losing weight. The girls try and help the hungry campers by retrieving their junk food.

Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Paris helps Joey, the camp directors son with his first date. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.

A couples therapy camp begins and the girls get a visit from Pariss mom, Kathy Hilton. Paris and Nicoles romance skills get put to the test and Paris and Hunters relationship takes a major turn.

Survivalist camp begins at Camp Shawnee, and Paris and Nicole must learn how to rough it in the wilderness. The campers are put to the test by eating bugs, using knives and starting their own fires. Survivalist camp proves too hard for one camper and another develops a crush on Myke Hawke.

Acting camp begins at Camp Shawnee. Paris and Hunter develop their relationship. Sally Kirkland joins Camp Shawnee and has some interesting teaching techniques and lessons to share with the campers. Nicole and Paris have a few run-ins with Sally.