In Hamburg, Ibrahim Ibo Secmez, of Turkish descent, wants to direct the first German kung-fu movie. For now he makes commercials for his uncles kebab restaurant. When Titzie, Ibos aspiring-actress girlfriend, finds out that shes pregnant, Ibos uncertainty about fatherhood is compounded by his own fathers disowning him for getting a German girl pregnant--so Titzie sends him packing. He makes attempts at getting it right, but as the birth approaches, hes still not ready. In the background are three thugs in search of good tripe soup and a Capulet-Montague feud between the kebab joint and the Greek taverna across the street. Can Ibo be the glove upon that hand?