Diane Blaine has the face of a movie star. Unfortunately, fallen star/tabloid queen Jamie Stephens already made it famous. Hollywoods constant rejection due to what Diane refers to as TJS (Too Jamie Stephens) has made her bitter, frustrated....and, yes, whiny. Co-worker/boyfriend Jack Sanders doesnt help matters. His idea of ambition is letting it ride. Now hes in major debt to a trigger-happy mobster who, interestingly enough, has a thing for Jamie Stephens. Jacks only way out? Convince Diane to be Jamie and wipe out the debt having one meal with a made man. Its literally the performance of her life. With Jacks on the line.